External Link/Members OnlyHad an urge,had the time so browsed Gumtree and first off I rang Bees Thai in Oldham . I enquired about 4 hand and was quoted £70/ hr to which I replied does that include HE ? NO was the answer so swiftly moved on and gave Dee Dee Thai a bell .
Having read previous reports on here i asked for Philin , 1 hr asap ..... No probs came the reply see you when you get here . This was my first visit here and from the main rd it looks a dump and not very discreet as the road always has queuing traffic on it . However there is a back door and I opted to use it . Parking on streets nearby or maybe down the road at the big discount store .
On entry i was ushered into a room just inside the back door .The place is clean enough and fit for purpose with a very good massage table . Wide , comfy , with face hole and covered with paper .
It was at this point I turned to the girl and said hi Philin but she replied no Philin upstairs busy . I am Rose !! First disappointment .
Ok im here now so let's plough on so I asked to use the toilet and was asked " peepee ? " and when I said yes she pointed at the hand basin in the massage room and said " man go there " !! Glad a number 2 wasn't needed !
I always like to get the money sorted in full upfront to save getting up half way through so asked how much etc etc
£35 massage + £20 he + £20 top off. + £25 naked B2B ie £ 100 . I thought you have to be kidding me ffs !!
Rose. 50 yr old pleasant enough but certainly not one to command those prices .
Massage started with towel covering , nothing out of the ordinary followed by oil to back, legs and arms .
I was bored shitless after 15 minutes wondering when the fun would start ...it didn't. No reach under s no swipes no removal of towel until the turn over . When I turned i threw the towel on the chair and said I don't need it .
I had settled on a HE and finally after 50 minutes she started the play .
£35 + £20
At this point she started trying to sell the B2B again £ + £45 with 10 minutes left ....I just said no .
The HE finished and I was wiped down with paper . I didn't fancy a wash seeing id pissed in the sink an hour earlier .
Throughout I was being told her life story etc etc ( no thanks ) and she answered the phone twice and was clearly texting during the one handed massage sections ( do they think we're stupid ? )
Apparently Philin is the one to see and she works upstairs ....not down
Overall nothing remarkable and will not return to see this masseuse . The place is ok and with the right girl probably a different tale .
