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Don't punt that regularly but when I do I stick to tried and tested orientals. As the girls change each week the variety varies but usually quite satisfied with asami in Aldershot, but this week had the most disinterested lifeless punt in a long time.
Location.
Block of flats close to train station, Aldershot centre. No shower facilities offered. Hot water not working in bathroom sink.
Price.
£60 half hour
Girl.
Round faced Chinese girl. Size 10. 5'6"ish. Short dark hair. Lovely tits. Miserable face. Tattoo of greater on her left tit with what looked like 'eric' written on it.
Punt.
Arrived to be greeted by the door trick. Stepped in to see girl with no effort made. Messy hair, tatty grey tracksuit bottoms. Looks like she's just got out of bed.
Asked me to strip and lay on the bed. She strips and just sat there on the bed looking at me, no engagement whatsoever.
Get rubber out and applies with mouth and gives a half-hearted 4 second bj then just sat there and stared at me. I'm wondering what's going on so I asked her to carry on. She did this weird thing where she would suck but without actually touching with her her lips. It was bizarre and I was feeling frustrated and not gaining any interest. She had puts her boobs in my face for me to lick her nipples. To be fair she has a cracking set. She then lays on the bed and wants me to get started the little fella isnt working yet. And she looks at me like are you going to get started or what?
So I'll have to give myself a hand to get things going I start to push the tip in and she yells to slow down with the pained look on her face. Wtf. It's a half soft tip love!
She pours a bottle of baby all over her parts and I ease it in to yells and sreams at the top of her voice. I'm not sure if they were fake or real but they were well over the top and I had to ask her to quieten down. I start pumping away as she looks at the dresser and starts counting the drawer handles. I was in two minds whether to just say this isn't working and leave but knew there was no chance of getting a refund so thought a hate fuck might be the order of the day. I pumped away for 5-minutes and she started saying come baby. Looked at my watch and I am just under 15 minutes in which I point out and she just looked pissed off. I asked her to turnover for doggy and she tutted and huffed. As she reluctantly moves and I withdraw I noticed the Johnny had split completely. I point this out to her and she just says throw it in the bin and goes to hand me a new one. I asked if I could go to the sink and have a clean up before applying to which she agrees but didn't seem bothered in the slightest. Had a good scrub and went back in the room, put on another rubber and started pumping doggystyle. After a few minutes she pulls off and says finished by hand and removes the Jonny. What she actually meant was I had to finish myself by hand as she was disinterested in touching herself. When I said you finish me by hand, all she would do was lightly cup my balls. I want it done by this point so I just whacked off and jizzed over her leg which she quickly dodged and left me coming over the sheet.
Got dressed and left. Now having to book a test. Not happy!
This was by far one of the worst experiences I've had with this crew and felt I need to warn any regulars before they made the same mistake.
