I went to see this lady:
External Link/Members OnlyContacted by text - all good on location, massage, and shower required, yes no problem, are you the lady and stated age, yes. I arrange a time all fine.
Drive there, park on a near by street... and this is when it goes wrong...
I arrive at the door to see a very short lady, mid 30s, white, miserable rough as! Rough as can be actually. Clearly not the lady in the pics. 2 out of 10. my instinct was to walk straight off... but no I’ve driven for 25 minutes to get here and some times those ones are the most skilled.
Money sorted 70£ for 30 min. So we get undressed, her body is skinny fat and not attractive at all! I ask for a massage and I get the worst massage I have ever had! Like she’s never had one herself and doesn’t know what they should be like. I turn over, she asks if I want a blow job.... ok condom on... the absolute worst technique I have experienced - just out of control jerking with the tip in her mouth... I shut my eyes and think of happier times. Eventually o blow in the bag.
I then ask can I have a shower... “Noooooooo!!!” I say but you said in your text I could. And she said first you want massage and now you want shower, no you can’t have shower, she’s rude and miserable... I say ok then even though I just gave her £70 for 20 minutes of crap... but actually I felt like knocking her out. But really I should be punching myself for booking this satanic dwarf!
The worst I have ever had... ugly, short, out of shape, bad attitude, it’s like she wanted to give a shit service.
Avoid this like the plague!
