Author Topic: Amelie Parker - Gateshead  (Read 4839 times)


62 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5075948) (54 positive, 5 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline Fragilehand

Punt happened within the last 8 weeks, Had a meeting planned with one of the premium girls, was late in confirming so that fell through. One thing which is bad Is last minute punting, when the pressures on you end up doing things you shouldn’t. In this case it was breaking my self imposed limit. Fired off some text messages and  Amelie Parker was the first to reply with a few different slots. We adjusted the time also, so as you will see later in the review there should have not been any hygiene issues as she was free around my booking. Before I continue I would like to state, when I started punting it was not often to find girls / women with awesome bodies they were few and far between. In the last couple of years there is a huge choice of big lipped big arsed and big titted girls. Finding someone with the perfect body is not hard now hence in my view its almost common for most escorts to have amazing bodies and because of this the nature of the punt for me has moved from lusting over the perfect body to wanting more in a physical and mental connection. Its no longer good enough for a working girl to look perfect she has to act and offer invigorating conversation and be more than a piece photo copy of a blow up girl. Arrangements 8/10. I was given an address and booked £80 for 30 minutes there was a list of dos and donts which were fine and instructions were clear. Parking was easy and location was near the high level bridge gateshed side. The only down fall was left waiting outside for a good 4 minutes. Was unsure why this was because we agreed to a set time and still she wasn’t ready. Had the tables been turned I think she would have been pissed off.
The meet 6/10 Once I entered the apartment I was instantly disappointed her pictures portray a slightly mis leading image of her face. Her body is great but facially for me she isn’t someone who I would lust after. There was a major over use of makeup and she just didn’t do it for me. Was offered a drink and was pleasant to talk to. Room was clean and fit for purpose. Little bit of chit chat and we discussed what likes and dislikes I was after a pretty vanilla meet so that wasn’t a problem. I cant remember what likes and dislikes were on the website as I was in a rush to book her. I got freshened up and moved onto the bed, she is chatty but I got the impression she is trying to portray to be someone she would like to be rather than who she is. Got the feeling she is materialistic, DFK was not on the menu only light pecs which was disappointing, I explored her body and she has large tattoos which weren’t to my liking. Explored her body and bum whilst she moved to oral without, suggested we go in a 69 and as she lowered herself on me she wasn’t fresh. It wasn’t a sex smell but more a sweat. As I mentioned earlier there was a few time slots available so there was time for a shower but by the smell she hadn’t showered before seeing me or was running around working a sweat if she did. Wasn’t an over powering smell just one of BO but certainly spoilt the experience, then moved onto doggy and allowed spanking and very light anal play of her arse which was nice. Finished in missionary with her making the right noises (nothing too loud). The whose experience was just lacklustre she wasn’t enthusiastic just felt like she was going through the motions. More chit chat and I left. If I was to spend any time with her she would do my head in, came across a little full of herself. Maybe she felt she needed to up her game once we discussed backgrounds but we just didn’t click. I was expecting a lot more for the price but its one of those. There are cheaper better girls out there (for me anyway) and I left disappointed.
Overall neutral. £80 for 30 minutes 
Location near high level bridge (Gateshead side)
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Offline shaft10

Good honest review simplicool ..  :hi:

I'd have probably went negative based on the suspect hygiene issues ..

Offline LipLover

....came across a little full of herself.
She is one of the forum favourites on EHub...maybe that has gone to her head a bit?

Offline Tattooed.Gent

Definitely reflects the vast majority of my meet, I will say that I didn't notice hygiene issues, but also it barely felt intimate enough that I would have been able to tell  :lol:

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She's obviously not happy with the review regarding her facial attributes and is garnering sympathy over on EH from her fanboys 🤣

Offline Tattooed.Gent

I think I was mainly just expecting something very different - her photos online suggest a sort of natural beauty, rather than someone heavily made up with them daft shite duck lips. She might be for some, but the look did absolutely nothing for me. I think the most telling thing was when I came to write my review (which I usually make notes on that day before then going back to), even an hour or two after the booking I'd almost completely forgotten what she looked like, and would have struggled to pick her out in a line up. Although I suspect her mediocre service/attitude may have contributed to my having lost interest in her as well.
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Offline Fragilehand

She's obviously not happy with the review regarding her facial attributes and is garnering sympathy over on EH from her fanboys 🤣
I am a member of EH but rarely on there. I couldn't find the comments but do find the EH forum difficult to navigate may just be my old age!  : ;)

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I am a member of EH but rarely on there. I couldn't find the comments but do find the EH forum difficult to navigate may just be my old age!  : ;)

I think she has deactivated her profile, as it says member not found when I click on her name. I presume the comments will have been on her media??
« Last Edit: February 03, 2022, 12:41:07 pm by OscarC »

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I think I was mainly just expecting something very different - her photos online suggest a sort of natural beauty, rather than someone heavily made up with them daft shite duck lips. She might be for some, but the look did absolutely nothing for me. I think the most telling thing was when I came to write my review (which I usually make notes on that day before then going back to), even an hour or two after the booking I'd almost completely forgotten what she looked like, and would have struggled to pick her out in a line up. Although I suspect her mediocre service/attitude may have contributed to my having lost interest in her as well.
Very true even if you use tinder there's a common look now among women. I know that sky pundit got sacked saying black players looked the same (rightly so) but without sounding racist white women between 20 and 30 also look very alike as in blonde big lips big tits big bums.

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I am a member of EH but rarely on there. I couldn't find the comments but do find the EH forum difficult to navigate may just be my old age!  : ;)

Old age haha she is 4th picture down on the main media page her full profile is there stating how now she is now "ugly"  :sarcastic:
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Old age haha she is 4th picture down on the main media page her full profile is there stating how now she is now "ugly"  :sarcastic:
Cheers for that I'll save me 5 minutes  :rolleyes: comments like that show how mature some people are. She should take criticism and use it to improve. There's no ugly its just how we like and dislike features personally. I would say her pics are misleading to what I thought she would look like facially. I had expected and I do prefer a longer face with bone structure. Hers was more round. I haven't got the right to call anyone ugly its just a personal choice. I'm sure she has plenty of fans to wipe away her tears  :rolleyes:

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Some of the comments on EH by punters fucking hell it's no wonder these half arsed women charge what they do. Have half of them even seen a women  :dash:

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Some of the comments on EH by punters fucking hell it's no wonder these half arsed women charge what they do. Have half of them even seen a women  :dash:

I know, you need a sick bucket next to you if you're going to read the  embarrising comments  :vomit:

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Old age haha she is 4th picture down on the main media page her full profile is there stating how now she is now "ugly"  :sarcastic:


Weird I can see the photo you mean when I am not logged in (but no comments against it).  When I login I can't see the photo, her profile or any of her media.  I wonder if that means she has blocked me?  No idea why, I have never seen her or had any interaction with her.

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Weird I can see the photo you mean when I am not logged in (but no comments against it).  When I login I can't see the photo, her profile or any of her media.  I wonder if that means she has blocked me?  No idea why, I have never seen her or had any interaction with her.
I couldn't see the comment but i don't think we are missing much it may not even be related to this review. There's one more negative review to come regarding expectations and escorts not looking like you think. jessicanorth (External Link/Members Only) takes this to another level its probably the most misleading and worst punt of the last 12 months
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Use to have a word or 2 for these fellas st school  :D

Not the kind of highwayman I would expect.  :rolleyes: