Author Topic: Catalina , Hungarian - Colindale  (Read 1176 times)


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Offline Azucar D Artagnan

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Awful COMMS  ..... impossible to deal with ! Only texts and does not respond to all your queries . Absolute nightmare for obtaining useful info  :scare:   

Drove to a location that i could not park at , as well tough to find ! Never bothered telling me to look for flats  and ended up missing my appointment after a long drive but sent me loads of useless hysterical  texts one saying no touching  :manhater:

Finally got told to fuck off by text in Hungarian  :timeout:

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« Last Edit: January 30, 2022, 02:21:34 pm by Azucar D Artagnan »

Offline tantraman

Lucky miss, I'd say, Azucar ...

... and here's another to avoid, methinks ...

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Catalina Massage has similarly been on my HL for an age, as the profile also looks great ... but this one also seems to have gone to the same school of feeble FBSM as Ashley naked Massage, and indeed I suspect Catalina and Ashley work together. Damn shame, as the photos do draw me in ... I must resist! :dash:

Offline Drock

lucky you missed this. awful experience myself

Offline Hornygreek

Hi Guys. So this is my first contribution to the site. I was about to write and tell about my own experience with Catalina but if you dont mind Ill add it here.
 I saw her a few weeks ago. Initially booked for an hour and when I finally got to her door I was greeted by a small framed girl with fish pouted lips (obviously injected) and bolt- ons ( which I dont mind) but all in all far too plastic for my liking.
She asked me how long I wanted to stay and I told her Id booked for an hour. She said she could only do 30 mins as she had another punter coming.... It was at that point that I shouldve walked!. However seeing as it had taken me 45 mins to get there in traffic and my balls were full I told her I wanted and hour or I was leaving and started to walk towards the door... She told me to wait and after about 5 minutes of texting nack and forth she said she had sorted it and could do the hour. I told her I didnt want to be rushed and she assured me it would be fine.
 We went into the bedroom and she left while I undressed and she returned after about 5 minutes.
The massage was pretty average and didnt really do much for me if Im honest, just the usual stroke and soft touching...
She told me to turn over and I was confronted with the Bolt ons and she carried on softly massaging. Then she started on the my cock and obviously I was horny so it had the desired effect, but what killed it for me was I rested my hand on her leg and she abrutly told me no touching allowed at all. I found her to be cold and it basically killed it for me.
I practically forced myself to cum just to get out of there. Id looked forward to my visit with her as id hotlisted her and I was disappointed from start to finish.
I couldnt get out of there quick enough.
the bathroom was a mess. no toilet paper and no towel.
Ill never return and I dont suggest anyone else does either!

Offline webpunter

As a newcomer to UKP you should do a review
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Read a few reviews & get the style
You can copy & paste stuff from here into the review 
New UKP'ers doing initial reviews are given latitude

Hi Guys. So this is my first contribution to the site. I was about to write and tell about my own experience with Catalina but if you dont mind Ill add it here.
 I saw her a few weeks ago. Initially booked for an hour and when I finally got to her door I was greeted by a small framed girl with fish pouted lips (obviously injected) and bolt- ons ( which I dont mind) but all in all far too plastic for my liking.
She asked me how long I wanted to stay and I told her Id booked for an hour. She said she could only do 30 mins as she had another punter coming.... It was at that point that I shouldve walked!. However seeing as it had taken me 45 mins to get there in traffic and my balls were full I told her I wanted and hour or I was leaving and started to walk towards the door... She told me to wait and after about 5 minutes of texting nack and forth she said she had sorted it and could do the hour. I told her I didnt want to be rushed and she assured me it would be fine.
 We went into the bedroom and she left while I undressed and she returned after about 5 minutes.
The massage was pretty average and didnt really do much for me if Im honest, just the usual stroke and soft touching...
She told me to turn over and I was confronted with the Bolt ons and she carried on softly massaging. Then she started on the my cock and obviously I was horny so it had the desired effect, but what killed it for me was I rested my hand on her leg and she abrutly told me no touching allowed at all. I found her to be cold and it basically killed it for me.
I practically forced myself to cum just to get out of there. Id looked forward to my visit with her as id hotlisted her and I was disappointed from start to finish.
I couldnt get out of there quick enough.
the bathroom was a mess. no toilet paper and no towel.
Ill never return and I dont suggest anyone else does either!

Offline Hornygreek

Great, will do, Thanks for the tip!