Massage Mansfield Woodhouse

[surfman]

This lady has previously been on gumtree but the link is not working for me. You can google her website where it is a Reiki Massage being advertised.
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She has been reviewed on here under her gumtree advert.
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I called and booked a massage. She tells you over the phone that this is strictly a no touch massage. Nothing asked or spoken about HR and went with the flow.

Joan uses a summer house in the back garden and offers massage for £30 and I had previously read HR is an extra £10.  £40 in total.

There is not a toilet or washing facilities. After the deed she does run you all down with hot towels to remove any oils.

Joan is in her late 50's and slim, short hair with wears glasses. Size 8 ish. This is a pure massage with hand relief. Nothing sexual, no touching and she is fully clothed throughout. She wore a tee shirt, joggie bottoms and socks!
You have to close your eyes and imagine somebody else completing the massage. It is quite sensual when face down. She does cc swipes and teasing the balls. When you turn over the HR is really quite nice and does the job.

£40 is value for money for me. I would mark as a positive as it was what i expected and if in the area i would book to see her again.

[spire4]

Been a few times and exactly as you report. You know what you are getting and a lovely woman delivers.

[filthy.john]

So do you need to ask her for the happy ending or does she just proceed without prompting?

[surfman]

for me it was obvious as she massaged while face down doing cc swipes and massaging the balls. On turn over she massaged and took the opportunity the grab hold of the only thing standing up. I took this as a good sign that hand relief was to follow and it did.

[GoldTop]

Book a sensual massage over the phone, and land £40 (rather than standard £30) on the table to start. Easy

[markymark65]

I have been to Joan a few times, as posts have said nothing special to look at, no touching her at all but she does have a great technique for the ending, all in for £40 and happy to go again.

[GingerNuts]

I have been to Joan a few times, as posts have said nothing special to look at, no touching her at all but she does have a great technique for the ending, all in for £40 and happy to go again.

Why haven't you posted your own review?

[GoldTop]

Why haven't you posted your own review?

He's after Spire4's crown as most dormant member

[markymark65]

He's after Spire4's crown as most dormant member

It Is very much the same as others

Good communication with Joan, arrived and went into house, joan is late 50's nothing to write home about. Went through kitchen to rear garden where she has a summer house, stripped and laid down, light back massage with a few under reaches, on turn over she massages legs and abdomen and a few strokes of the old lad to make sure he's awake. She then get's him oiled up and a slow delivery until the end, she will then give you a hot towel wipe down and take payment.

[markymark65]

It Is very much the same as others

Good communication with Joan, arrived and went into house, joan is late 50's nothing to write home about. Went through kitchen to rear garden where she has a summer house, stripped and laid down, light back massage with a few under reaches, on turn over she massages legs and abdomen and a few strokes of the old lad to make sure he's awake. She then get's him oiled up and a slow delivery until the end, she will then give you a hot towel wipe down and take payment.

Nope not after anyone's Crown at all, just not an avid poster that's all

[surfman]

Has anybody actually met her for a massage where she wasn't wearing leggings or similar. Was thinking if she wore a skirt or dress it might be slightly better on the erotic front.

[markymark65]

No every time I have met her she has wore leggings and T shirt

[GoldTop]

Yes, its the most non sexualised appearance going. But the reach unders and HE is decent if you let your mind drift

[Iloveoral]

It Is very much the same as others

Good communication with Joan, arrived and went into house, joan is late 50's nothing to write home about. Went through kitchen to rear garden where she has a summer house, stripped and laid down, light back massage with a few under reaches, on turn over she massages legs and abdomen and a few strokes of the old lad to make sure he's awake. She then get's him oiled up and a slow delivery until the end, she will then give you a hot towel wipe down and take payment.

Could you cut/paste that as a review matey?
Add a link, prices and a few more details and you’re got a review - it all helps to be honest, the more intel on sp’s we have the more helpful the forum is to punters

Thanks