External Link/Members OnlyI've tried this place a few times, it's really hit and miss, they seem to change staff weekly if not fortnightly... It really is Pot Luck!
Jessica (Masseuse) and
Cindy (Manager?)I'll keep this brief, basically I called in (passing) I had an hour to kill, agree the price £35 for 1hr, takes money and returns with the £5 change.
Really bad English, have you booked?
'No' oh... problem.... starts massage, 5 to 10 mins in you want B2B?
I can see she's pissed off that I've not booked in advance.. that said there's nobody else in the place.
I'm on the table and I've paid.. I reply to B"B question with 'see how we go with the massage first..' then out comes the phone for translation, so I try to say 'If you're not happy I'll leave now and go somewhere else' she tries to downgrade me to 30mins because they're soooo busy (I've paid you for 1hr I want 1hr)
- She translates "If I'd known you were this bad at talking I wouldn't have picked you up" I thought that was hilarious and ignored her some more... by this stage I know the extra's are not happening.
She tries very hard to make the rest of the massage as painful as possible, full on punching my legs and back (lol) then 40mins ish turn over, I cover my cock'n balls and she's even more pissed off eventually throws my boxes on my lap and said next time don't take off... I said well I thought you might have offered me a towel..
I'm kicked out just before the hour, 1 punter arrived, nobody else waiting...
Really poor service, get the feeling it's a case of get you in and get you out fast as possible... all apologetic Cindy comes out I make it better next time... this happened on a similar scale once before.. previous reviewed
Honestly I think one place to avoid, I know I will!
