External Link/Members OnlyCOMMS - 6/10
Quite a few calls straight through to answerphone initially. Eventually get through and told availability. Requested address to see what time I could get there. Had to chase this up about 30-45mins later as not sent. Eventually get the address and settle on a time.
Comms not great initially but we got there in the end.
VENUE - 7/10
Private apartment on the outskirts of Derby. Discreet, clean, warm with good shower and bathroom facilities. All very comfortable and fit for purpose.
GIRL - 5/10
Looks wise she wasn’t what I was expecting. In retrospect the photos on her profile don’t really give much away. She’s not as slim as the photos suggest, not fat by any stretch, but there is a roundness to her that doesn’t come across in the photos.
Boobs were a little disappointing and her nipples are pretty much non-existent. Facially, not really doing it for me either. All in all I didn’t find her that attractive…
However, she does have an absolute peach of an arse!
All that said, she’s friendly, welcoming and warm. Pleasant in nature and good company. Chatty but not to the point of annoyance.
SERVICE - 4/10
1Hr Incall £150
She can take an absolute pounding. She was quite vocal throughout, without screaming the house down… Some of the noises and things she was saying did however sound like they could’ve been lifted from a Carry On film.
We did oral (OWO), reverse oral and fucked in mish & doggy.
She delivered oral at a fair old pace and seemed to get right into it but… It was a bit toothy. My dick was red raw!
I did enjoy pounding the shit out of her though. However, it was me doing all the work. Had to take a breather at one point as I was running out of puff. I lay down as if to say ‘go on then, your turn’. Absolutely no offer of her getting on top and riding me like a pony at all. She just lay there waiting for me to get back to pleasuring her.
I couldn’t help but think afterwards that I should’ve been the one charging her as she seemed to be getting all the attention and having the lion’s share of the fun.
CONCLUSION - 5.5/10
This was definitely not a bad punt. It scratched an itch, was fairly enjoyable and she was a nice enough woman.
However, due to the initial issues with comms, painful oral, me doing all of the graft and not really finding her that attractive it would be a neutral from me.
I would also add that she is fairly expensive. £150 an hour is towards the top end of what I’m willing to pay and I would expect either borderline glamour model looks and/or top level service for that. Don’t really feel like I got either with this one, which also contributes quite heavily to the neutral rating.
If I think of some of the bang tidy agency girls I’ve seen over the years at a similar price point (or less in some cases) that have absolutely fucked my brains out, this punt starts to look less and less like good value for money.
I would however stress that YMMV. She’s a nice woman. She may blow other peoples hair back. Unfortunately, she’s not for me.
