January 2022
External Link/Members OnlyYou know how sometimes you book a punt safe in the knowledge that it's going to be a bit rubbish, yet still go through with? No? Must be just me then.
Had just recovered from a weekend bender and was feeling frisky, should have stayed at home and watched porn. Instead ended up in Lewisham on a cold, wet evening.
Booking was made via text. Pretty good comms, doubt whether it's her responding.
£100 for 45 minutes.
Her place was about five minutes walk from the station in a block of flats. No problems accessing.
Quite liked the look of her AW pictures but, of course, they've been photoshopped to within an inch of their life. She's probably mid-30's now with a bit of a gut. Should have walked but ploughed on regardless.
DFK consisted of her opening her mouth and .... er ... that was it. Had a play of her boobs (size B, I reckon) and her nipples stood proudly to attention. That was about as animated as she got during sex. OWO was bland and involved a lot of hands and wetwipes, moved on to sex which was OK in both missionary and CG. Came quickly which was probably for the best. We had 15 minutes left so she offered me a massage, which actually turned out to be the best part of the punt. She sorted out my sore back with a really professional massage.
In short, then, if you want a really good massage then Thai April is the one, for anything else I'd give her a miss