Author Topic: Ariel - Lush Escorts - Birmingham  (Read 1993 times)

Offline Punter S Thompson

Hi everyone, and happy new year.
My first review of the year. I've had 7 punts already in 2022 but they've all been with girls I've seen, and reviewed before.
I actually saw Ariel a few months ago but she disappeared off the rota before I could review. She's back now though, so here it is, for what it's worth.

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Fancied seeing her as soon as she popped up on the rota based on her pics and likes list. Before I did see her though a few reviews were posted that put me off.
They said she looked a lot skinnier and older than her pics, and a missing tooth.
Fast forward a week or two and plan A let me down so ended up calling Lush for a last minute punt. Ended up choosing Ariel as she seemed the lesser of the other evils that were available.

After arranging ½ hour at £60 I made my way to the apartment in Digbeth. The room is probably their worst one. Bed was totally fucked. Think they may have sorted it by now though. The only good thing about this place, is that the girl has to come down and let you in. Always good for a grope in the lift!

ARIEL
The other reviews were right. Older and skinnier alright. Knowing this beforehand helped to soften the blow a little as she wasn't quite as bad as I expected. Late 30's, medium height, not bad looking.Didn't get much chance to look at her body as I decided I didn't want to fuck her.
Personality wise she was a actually really nice, and eager to please.

THE PUNT
After a shower I joined her in the bedroom.
She was sat on the edge of the bed, so I went straight over to her, grabbed her head and shoved my cock in her mouth and gave her a right good facefucking. Took it like a trooper too. Gave my balls a good lick as well as my arse. She doesn't have much in the way of technique, but she'll pretty much let you do what you want.
Spent the whole time facefucking her and getting rimmed until I shot my load into her mouth and swallowed every drop.

Spent forever deliberating on whether to give this a neutral or positive. Not gonna hold her appearance against her as I knew that before I saw her, and she let me do what I want. But nothing she did do was great. So a neutral it is.
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Idk... something about those pics make me think she might be a drug user? Any tell tale signs OP? 👀
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Idk... something about those pics make me think she might be a drug user? Any tell tale signs OP? 👀
Hard to remember now but I did think that.
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Hard to remember now but I did think that.

Judging by your review ;

1. Missing tooth - crack does that to you
2. Pictures on lush.. she appears scrawny and pasty faced. Also looked underfed
3. Late 30s and using Lush.. probably doesn’t have her own place to work from, and I doubt she has a professional life to worry about to make her use an agency
4. Seemed very sub but not in an eager to please way. More like “she’d do anything to get the next drug hit” vibe
5. Gut feeling (it’s rarely wrong) 🤠🤠🔥🔥
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Judging by your review ;

1. Missing tooth - crack does that to you
2. Pictures on lush.. she appears scrawny and pasty faced. Also looked underfed
3. Late 30s and using Lush.. probably doesn’t have her own place to work from, and I doubt she has a professional life to worry about to make her use an agency
4. Seemed very sub but not in an eager to please way. More like “she’d do anything to get the next drug hit” vibe
5. Gut feeling (it’s rarely wrong) 🤠🤠🔥🔥
Trust me, she looks way worse than in those pics. Doesn't even look like the same person!
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Saw Another lush girl a few days back and she mentioned someone who looked like a drugie and gave her a dirty look. Couldn’t think who that could be until I saw this wg was back and it made sense.

Offline Punter S Thompson

Saw Another lush girl a few days back and she mentioned someone who looked like a drugie and gave her a dirty look. Couldn’t think who that could be until I saw this wg was back and it made sense.
She may have sorted herself out upon returning. She may be worse though.
Sure as hell won't be me going back to find out!
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She may have sorted herself out upon returning. She may be worse though.
Sure as hell won't be me going back to find out!

I’m just wondering. Let’s say this girl snorted a fat line of coke and some of it got trapped in her airways. Whilst she was sucking you off and gagging , isn’t there a possibility you could get a high from this if some coke particles entered through your dick into your bloodstream? 😥🙏🙏
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I’m just wondering. Let’s say this girl snorted a fat line of coke and some of it got trapped in her airways. Whilst she was sucking you off and gagging , isn’t there a possibility you could get a high from this if some coke particles entered through your dick into your bloodstream? 😥🙏🙏
There would have to be a lot of coke for that to work I think.
I'll get back to you with my findings.
😂
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Offline Blkguy99

Does anyone know what's happened to areil

Offline Punter S Thompson

Does anyone know what's happened to areil
How random.
I've no idea what happened to her.
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Offline Blkguy99

No I don't know her I wished I did she looked like absolutely filthy woman that's how I like working girls

Offline Dark Vader

No I don't know her I wished I did she looked like absolutely filthy woman that's how I like working girls
Even a crack fiend? Allegedly!

Offline Blkguy99

Does anyone know if she is still working please and where

Offline Punter S Thompson

18 months a member and zero reviews.
Not much incentive for anyone to be willing to help you.
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Offline Dark Vader

Does anyone know if she is still working please and where
Do you remember what she looks like? Do you have a picture to jog our memory?

Offline Blkguy99

I'm sorry I don't have a pic of she's a slim brunette

Offline Dark Vader

she's a slim brunette
But I thought you liked them Chinese and over 50?

Offline Blkguy99

I have to be honest with you she looks proper filth, I would love to do her