tazmin escort - Goofy & Strange Punt - Birmingham

[KingUser2017]

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Emailed her a few weeks ago and then finally this trollop replied back to me with her number. Meet happened a few days ago.

Her place is a house located in the suburbs of Hall Green. Not the best place to park your car, so I had to park a few houses down. Lots of neighbors around so you get the feeling they're looking at you!

She is in her early or mid-40s I say and her fucking photos are about 10 years old! Yes, she has put on weight and IMHO still looks quite good about a size 10/12. Those photos are old so don't get duped by them. She isn't that bad looking facially but she doesn't have the wow factor.

I got to the house, when I went inside she was there in her normal clothes nothing special... the place was a fucking shit hole. What a mess, clothes and crap everywhere and she said she was in the process of moving out... I mean it looked like a junkyard seriously what a fucking mess and it stunk. (she was cooking some weird shit)

Even worse was the bedroom, there wasn't even a bed it was a mattress with a sheet on it and hardly any light coming in.

I found her very goofy and strange to be honest, seems to talking to herself and mumbling making strange and weird noises! Yes, that's right..

On with the services, the weird bitch charged £20 extra for OWO so in total I spent £100 for HH. She isn't worth that. Her OWO was crap making strange noises and it was touch and go. Then sex in doggy and me on top. She just wasn't into it. Then her cooking burned and she ran downstairs to see what had happened! At this point, I got dressed chatted to her, and left.

I think this SP has had her days, she seems to be on something and is very weird and goofy, which put me off. I think now it's taking its toll on her service which wasn't good at all.

Would I recommend: Absolutely NO (don't waste your time and money on this one)
Would I go back: Fuck No Way.

[bodybuilder1997]

If she’s planning to cook some shit during a punt maybe she should have offered to fuck you in the kitchen that way her crap wouldn’t burn.. or is this another trick on the long list of time wasting tactics that SPs have 🤔

[pbrown355]

Fucking while she's cooking. A real kink there. And she could ask for extra.

[Straightsix]

Thanks for this review.  It's certainly answered a few questions I had. Especially how she looks quite hot in the images and seems to be consistent with a decent service and has been for quite some time. We have all been in exactly this situation:

I got to the house, when I went inside she was there in her normal clothes nothing special... the place was a fucking shit hole. What a mess, clothes and crap everywhere and she said she was in the process of moving out... I mean it looked like a junkyard seriously what a fucking mess and it stunk. (she was cooking some weird shit)

But I certainly wouldn't pay more than £40. In addition, she does 'shitting' stuff. Now I don't mind being pissed on but curling off a turd within a sexual intimate circumstance is nothing short of detachment from ethical sexual perversion.

 

[bodybuilder1997]

Fucking while she's cooking. A real kink there. And she could ask for extra.

Could ask for that extra flavour added to her food when hes done lool 😉😭😭

[Straightsix]

Fucking while she's cooking. A real kink there. And she could ask for extra.

She probably does ask for extra if the food is for a 'curling' session later that evening. Probably steak drenched in monosodium glutamate.

[pbrown355]

I saw her a very long time ago. She was unusual then in an enjoyable way, but never repeated. I just didn't find her that sexy.

[inbruges]

Sounds awful

[chadpitt]

She was thin when I saw her. I guess cooking during punts hasn't helped