Thai Sexy Maya and friends - Jesmond - Vivastreet

[Joe Cocker]

So I was in town today and took a punt with this girl

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Was given directions to a terraced street in Sandyford and told to enter via the rear which was easy enough as the door had the right number on it.

Once inside it was obvious that the old hag that welcomed me and ushered me to a bedroom wasnt the girl in the pictures and in fact was this girl Yaya.

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Big saggy tits and a belly to match. I showed her my phone and asked where that girl was, she said it was her and I chucked and gestured to leave, she then said "you want different girl?" and since I was there I said why not.

She brought in another girl who again I wasnt into, old and fat so I said I was leaving, she again said there was one more girl and in came this girl

Sexy Thai Bella

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Bella has been reviwed here and previous punters have said she was well past her best and that her pictures were filtered which I would concur 100%. She was skinny as a rake, looked really old and haggard but fuck she had the biggest pair of tits Ive ever seen on a girl with such a tiny frame, they were like huge fucking grapefruit on a bird about 6 stone and skinny as a rake, I doubt I could have gotten both my hands around even one of them!

I paused for a split second and then thought naaah so off I went on my travels.

To sum it up its the three ugly pantomime sisters who must have all been 50+ relying on old and heavily photoshopped pictures, not my type of gig.

Watch out.

[dexpunt]

Christ sounds awful. How can they possibly think they can continue to make a living from this game?

[Joe Cocker]

Christ sounds awful. How can they possibly think they can continue to make a living from this game?

How many blokes do you think have standards and walk away?

How many times do you read on here something along the lines of "I should have walked but my little brain took over"

Ugly birds get away with B&S or false pictures because clearly lots of blokes must still shag whatever they find behind the door.

[CaptBeef]

I know they’ve been reviewed and they’ve got tits, but am I the only one who thinks these two look a bit ‘masculine’ ?? 

[tynetunnel]

I know they’ve been reviewed and they’ve got tits, but am I the only one who thinks these two look a bit ‘masculine’ ?? 

One in particular looks like Ting Tong!

[portable]

They definitely forgot to photoshop Bella's hands, blimey.

[Joe Cocker]

They definitely forgot to photoshop Bella's hands, blimey.

Her face and the rest of her is the same as her hands but fuck me her tits were impressive. I would liked to have got amongst her when she was 20yrs younger for sure.