Author Topic: Jessy - Pretty Big booty African girl - Se18 - Woolwich  (Read 1833 times)

Offline last_days_of_logan

She is a nice girl . The negative feeling is not truly her fault and it seems unfair - so going with a neutral .. but i hated the whole thing

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Number: - 07873656000

Cost: 50 for 15 mins

Services: Sex (yes you read that right...just sex)

Location: Hotel in Woolwich not to far from the station (5 to 10 mins walk)

Girl: not what i was expecting and this was probably the reason for the negative. I went in these thinking that what would be infront of me would be something an experienced punter like myself would have the feeling like "Oh yeah, get the clothes off" but rather i was faced with the feeling "Where is it? i can see a little something there but seriously where is the goods?"
Face : average
Height: 5'3 to 5'5
Chest: B cup
Skin: Dark - i mention this cause a couple of pics in her profile have lighting that makes her seem fair in complexion
Booty: here we go -- when she was walking ahead of me i was thinking "cant see the bulge or the hips. This is a bad sign, only women without much ass do that and they dont take overalls off until you have paid cause they know you might walk when you see the goods." When she took off her robe i was like "what the fuck??!! where is it??? " i tried to give her all the benefits by assessing every single aspect of the booty criteria to say "at least this part of you booty is okay to impressive so i can see why you claim big booty"....nothing. Not a single thing there truly made me excited. At this point....i wanted to run...but felt bad cause i felt like i took up a valuable spot on her schedule.
No real hips. at least none compared to her waist there hips to waist ratio is poor (but that makes it sound like there was a little something there with the hips. There wasnt)
the booty shelf is not there...if i were to give it angle from a profile shot i would say that if the back was the vertical then you are looking at an angle of 160-150 degrees angle. but remember there isnt a shelf really so its such a quick start-stop at the curvature and the angle is not that pronounced at all
he body is narrow-ish (not too narrow and this isnt anything bad its just that for her claim of big booty you expect a spread out somwhere...if not on the hips then on the thighs or something...it wasn't quite there
No cup feeling on the cheeks

Action: If i am completely honest i have nothing for you guys...i was not feeling this girl and wanted it over with. Gave her the money...had doggy and left feeling completely wasteful of the money. I was feeling like i wanted to find another punt to wash off this one. She is very mechanical and very scripted with the whole thing. very unappealing.

This whole thing isnt her fault. Just when you claim you have a big booty, you better have one. That combined with our valued esteemed punter volunteering the review (tru;y appreciate the support oversexec...you have sent many decent ones my way)...i was expecting much better and got something regrettable. The annoying thing was that i was weighing up seeing her or someone else i had seen already i had a great time with (3 nuts in 45 mins).. but i like new meets and variety...now i blew part of the budget on this lady

Verdict: Negative experience but will give her a neutral, she isn't a bad person...just a bit of false advertising, a bit overrhyped for me and no personal feel to the whole thing. And prices are a shambles

Recommend: Never

Return: Only to beg her to give me my money back cause the whole thing was a mistake and should not have happened

The thing that is pissing me off is that she tells you what her body is like with her pics, the multi coloured one is more in line with what you will see. even the profile shot in the black bikini actually now seems like she is doing "angles" job compared to what you will see but i might be too harsh on her there

Needless to say, i personally feel you will NOT be wowed by her body



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Offline last_days_of_logan

Just a quick one

When i say "No cup feeling on the cheeks" i am being harsh...i mean "no special cup feeling on the cheeks"

The previous way i described that almost made it out that she was flat there

Offline LLPunting

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Thanks for the review  :drinks:

Never figured you for one to be sucked so deep into a bad 'un by ignoring so many flags on the play.

Hope you get your "nogo" back soon.

GL for the next one.

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Return: Only to beg her to give me my money back cause the whole thing was a mistake and should not have happened



This caught me off guard  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:.

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This caught me off guard  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:.

Perhaps he's still under the influence of his Crimbo celebrations?

Offline Dinekid7

3 nuts in 45 mins is all I read her, who was that? , I'm a one and dun guy, so I'm still trying to get over that Hill lool

Offline last_days_of_logan

Thanks for the review  :drinks:

Never figured you for one to be sucked so deep into a bad 'un by ignoring so many flags on the play.

Hope you get your "nogo" back soon.

GL for the next one.

Have to agree with you, it was bad decision after worse decision all the way through.

No idea what i was thinking

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Perhaps he's still under the influence of his Crimbo celebrations?

 :D

Offline Mr Sinister

This is a bad sign, only women without much ass do that and they dont take overalls off until you have paid cause they know you might walk when you see the goods." When she took off her robe i was like "what the fuck??!! where is it??? " i tried to give her all the benefits by assessing every single aspect of the booty criteria to say "at least this part of you booty is okay to impressive so i can see why you claim big booty"....nothing. Not a single thing there truly made me excited. At this point....i wanted to run...but felt bad cause i felt like i took up a valuable spot on her schedule.


Sorry to hear for your loss, we've all been there.

I've found asking a wg to turn around and inspect a good exercise to do before handing over the cash although some WG may take offence to it.

There's a lack of good booty about when you got the horn can lead to bad decisions

Offline oversexed

He's right. the booty isnt that big. i was desperate or maybe the dance/ass-shaking she gave me lead to the over exaggeration

looking back at the pictures. i felt duped

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Offline GreatBlackShark

The thing that is pissing me off is that she tells you what her body is like with her pics, the multi coloured one is more in line with what you will see. even the profile shot in the black bikini actually now seems like she is doing "angles" job compared to what you will see but i might be too harsh on her there

I was curious about this one when she first popped up in London but i passed because i got the feeling from her photos that she had a lil something going on there but just not enough 🍑 to make me go visit her.

Offline Saltnpepper

Shit Sorry to hear Logan bro, I hate those ones, I've been in that same situ as well where I had a regular who I know wouldve given me a good time but because there was a new chick that I had to hit she swayed me . Good review though you kill me every time :lol:. I need to See That IVY think she is Guyanese, pretty much all you lot smashed her except me  :(

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I need to See That IVY think she is Guyanese, pretty much all you lot smashed her except me  :(

I did not see her so you are not alone. She'll probs come back. She always has so far over the past 2 years pre-covid, can't resist the fast cash. Unless someone put a kid in her belly lol.

Offline last_days_of_logan

Yooooo

Salt & PYWM ...you guys never had Ivy????!!!!!!

Noooooo waaaayyyy...chai, una don miss out ooo

Like ..legit instagram thick body...the kind of body where you think only photoshop can create it

The more i think about ..easily in my top 3 bodies i banged since i started this life

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Yooooo

Salt & PYWM ...you guys never had Ivy????!!!!!!

Noooooo waaaayyyy...chai, una don miss out ooo

Like ..legit instagram thick body...the kind of body where you think only photoshop can create it

The more i think about ..easily in my top 3 bodies i banged since i started this life

Nah man. I tried to contact her and the comms were a myth with her replying on a random day a couple days after I tried to initiate that she was free so I just forgot about it. Swear? that's a strong statement. Oh man....Hopefully I'll live fam, I'm sure there is another like her somewhere, maybe in her home country lol.

Offline Saltnpepper

Yooooo

Salt & PYWM ...you guys never had Ivy????!!!!!!

Noooooo waaaayyyy...chai, una don miss out ooo

Like ..legit instagram thick body...the kind of body where you think only photoshop can create it

The more i think about ..easily in my top 3 bodies i banged since i started this life

Bro 😂 something needs to get sorted 2022, she got that buss quick batty I see the pics