Phone: 07862646852
Vivastreet:
External Link/Members Only£80 half-hour (More details below on that)
Spotted Kelly while browsing on Vivastreet and immediately thought to myself 'Those pictures look too good to be true', after a quick reverse image search on tineye I couldn't find them being used anywhere else and she hadn't been reviewed on here before so I thought I'd TOFTT and gave her a text. Besides, she's the only girl nearby that isn't a Rom and is up for kissing.
Prompt replies, happy to see within the hour at a place close to the train station. Parking was a pain in the arse as it always is up that way. Still good response on the phone by both text and call.
Imagine my surprise when the girl that answered the door was actually the girl from the photos? I was blown away. They were taken recently too if you can believe it.
In we go, how long are you staying for, 1 hour I say, that'll be £130, hand it over, thank you very much, do you want a shower? Can you join me in it? It's a bit small for that. Well I'll skip it then. Drink? Yes please.
She nips out and I'm looking forward to this, it's all very tidy and professional I'm thinking to myself.
Unfortunately that was the problem. She returns, hair up and glasses on, which is a pretty good look and slips out of her gear. I lean in for a kiss and she gives a kiss like a butterfly landing on a flower, the barest brush of lip to lip. I double check if she's up for Frenching and she smiles and replies 'I try my best'; which is certainly something of an answer I suppose.
So, I lie down, invite her to sit on top and cuddle up for a bit of kissing and maybe some conversation, which is where the wheels start to come off. She nestles my cock right between her buns, which is great, then props herself up on her forearms and plays keep away with her mouth, which isn't so great. I'm expecting the usual, some kissing, a bit of cuddling, a massage, then on with the bag and off we go, instead we spend about 5 minutes on her rubbing up against me and me playing with her nipples before she asks if I want her to get on with the blowjob.
Well, alright, go ahead. On goes the bag and it's a pretty decent blowjob, deep, wet, no hesitation, doesn't mind my hand on her head and my fingers between her thighs. I ask if she fancies 69 and she, almost reluctantly, climbs aboard. So far it's been a very formal thing, mechanical and lacking in passion so I pull the old trick of drawing pentagrams on her clit with the tip of my tongue to try and get some spirit involved in the whole thing. No such luck though. After a few minutes of sucking she pops up and asks if I fancy her on top.
We go through the usual, her bouncing on my lap in cowgirl while I let my hands roam where they will and she gives little moans and gasps but I'm lukewarm by this point. Eventually we switch to doggy and again she's got the position down to a T but the way she props herself up, I'm half expecting her to start doing a tax return while I'm riding from behind. Ends with a very attentive if mechanical handjob while I suck on her nipples and play with her pussy.
We're at the half hour mark and I'm expecting probably some massaging before round two. Instead she asks if I'd like to make it a half hour and have the £50 extra back. I consider it and decide that honestly it's been a bit of a wash so yeah, much appreciated. One scrub up later I take my change, give her a pat on the ass, say goodbye and I'm out the door.
So, all in all a professional service, well given by a girl that actually looks like her photos and I paid for the exact amount of time I got. You think it'd be a rave review but the problem is, when I say professional, I mean
professional. It was like banging someone's secretary in the waiting room after they've been told to keep you entertained while the boss is off having a quick lunch.
No chatting before hand, no teasing with her fingernails, no massaging and the only moment that could pass for intimacy or feeling was her reaching back and tickling by balls while I was going at it from behind.
Honestly, if I were to guess I'd say that Kelly is new on the scene and hasn't realized that the build up is part of the service as much as anything. Either she does and in which case she's going to become a cracker, or she doesn't.
Either way, neutral for now, I didn't feel ripped off or irritated when I left, but I wouldn't be rushing back either personally. If you've got some fond memories of an office affair you want to relive or don't mind things being very impersonal? Would certainly recommend since the actual sex itself was on point, but that's not my taste.
On the other hand if in the future someone posts a review saying she's managed to get the other side of things down though can turn on the charm a bit more? I'd give it a second attempt.
