External Link/Members Only £80 for 30 mins
Comms Kind of rubbish. Initial text replies were really quick and clear. When I arrived at the postcode I sent a text - no response. I called - she answered and said she would send address. She didn’t. I waited 5 minutes and called again - she text me the postcode. Eventually she works it out and gives me the address. About 10 minutes stood around like a dick.
Location Flat near the cinema in Leamington. I’ve been here before with other Brazilian chicks. It’s ok, clean, nice shower, weird reliance on candles for light and fragrance.
The GirlPics are her. Body is 10/10. Face is tired/10. Speaks barely a word of English. Just speaks louder and louder in Portuguese until you shrug it off.
Her profile says “party girl” and after reading about that on here I thought I’d ask her about it. And she just kept saying “Party? You bring friend? Pay twice”
I didn’t feel at any point like we had a connection. She was really difficult to talk to, no chance of a conversation or even really telling her what you want.
The meetThe awkward mechanics so far mean I’m not hard, but that doesn’t matter, she’s going to put a condom on with her mouth anyway. OWO not on the menu.
She sucked me hard with some decent oral. She came up for air and I went to kiss. Light kiss on the lips. No FK available. Kept positioning so I could kiss her neck.
After a bit of a fumble she just gets ok all fours and says “fuck me”. I don’t even think I was full hard. Bit away we go, apparently. But if sex in doggy, some nice reach back ball-tickling and I’ve cum. I still have 10-15 mins left and I flop on the bed. It’s a bit of a party trick of mine to be able to cum and then be at full mast about a minute later. But not with this lass as I now see she’s getting dressed.
She hands me some wipes and says “next time you book longer.” To which I say “we still have time now”.
“Time up now time up”
I got dressed and left.
All in all a bit rubbish. Not really engaged, didn’t do things on her likes list and turfed me out early. Might well have the best body I’ve ever banged, but totally let down by everything else.