Mia milf - HA9 South Kenton/Wembley - Hungarian Bubble Butt Milf

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Booking - Dec 2021


Link
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Comms
All texts to see if she was free on the night, and to confirm services. Location was sent via text, and then I called when I arrived. Texts were very blunt with short yes/no answers (due to her English not being great)

Services
30 mins booking for £50 - OWO, RO, DFK


The Escort
Profile pics were accurate. Friendly, short haired milf, nice arse to grab onto. Even though the room was dimly lit, I noticed she does have some discoloured teeth, mostly likely due to smoking


Venue
Flat above a parade of shops, nothing special, but clean and fit for purpose



The Meeting
If you've seen her various profiles and/pictures scattered around the web, you might be put off by her mean looking face. I've tried to punt with her before and gave up when I didn't get a reply, but the review from if33lsosl33py made me give her another chance.

Tbf, she has a nice body for her age - nice arse to grab onto, tight skin in places, decent size tits etc..bit of a mum tum

Was let in after having to wait about 5 mins outside and I was led upstairs to her flat. As I stated above, her texts were very short and blunt, which made me wary while I was on the way to see her, but since her prices are VFM, I went ahead. I was surprised as she opened the door, that she was so friendly/smiley...nothing like the way her face pics made her out to seem

Took a quick shower to freshen up, and she gave me a stiff drink to warm up. As I was getting undressed, she was touching and kissing me. It's always good when you're with a touchy-feely SP, so as I couldn't resist anymore, I laid her on the bed and started to kiss her more, stripping off her bra and panties. She was grabbing me, kissing my neck and biting my lips. Thought it was my lucky day!
 

Asked her to give me OWO, and she give a decent BJ. Not the best I've ever had, but good enough. Went down on her for RO, tasted nice and clean..then slid on a condom and lifted her legs back as I pounded her in missionary, she had no complaints even when I got caught up in the moment and started choking her lightly!

Shot my load after a while and cleaned up with some wipes and another shower. I was reminded of the time, but I wasn't rushed to leave

Positive from me - Good VFM, good service. No complaints here!
Would definitely return, here's hoping she'll be a reliable regular punt going forward

[last_days_of_logan]

Thanks for the review

Just to clarify, you are saying that this woman is a bubble butt?

[Payyourwaymate]

Thanks for the review

Just to clarify, you are saying that this woman is a bubble butt?

I've never seen him on the bubble butt thread. He added the phrase as clickbait. She's not a candidate from the pics alone lol.

[last_days_of_logan]

I've never seen him on the bubble butt thread. He added the phrase as clickbait. She's not a candidate from the pics alone lol.

agreed

[if33lsosl33py]

In all honesty she is close to a B if that helps 

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[kingmg]

Is she near South Kenton Station?

[Payyourwaymate]

In all honesty she is close to a B if that helps 

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Alright, we'll go off your word then.

[last_days_of_logan]

In all honesty she is close to a B if that helps 

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is she close to a B coming from an A or coming from a C

[gray99999]

Here's some pics of her arse. It may not be as massive as a BBL, but it's definitely not flat by any means

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[The_Don]

She had a number of profile and has been discussed on a few threads iirc

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=225436.msg3331614#msg3331614 (pages 4/5 have some uploaded images)

 

I saw her in the street yesterday in Wembley as I was browsing the purple site for a punt. I was on her profile page when she walked past. I cheekily showed her the picture and asked if it was her and her wry smile and dirty look acknowledged it was indeed her. Her English was terrible but she did look like a filthy mature milf you’d want to poke. A couple of points:

1. Her arse in her jeans looked nice and big - unsure of firmness but plenty to grab
2. Her face is weathered and the wrinkles are very obvious
3. Her profile states b (?) cup - seems about right

I was restricted on time so I couldn’t punt it.

[last_days_of_logan]

Here's some pics of her arse. It may not be as massive as a BBL, but it's definitely not flat by any means

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i hear you my man, but there be no bubble there. Having said that at least it shows what some are calling bubble. If i see the phrase bubble from them has to be taken with pinch of salt

[last_days_of_logan]

She had a number of profile and has been discussed on a few threads iirc

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=225436.msg3331614#msg3331614 (pages 4/5 have some uploaded images)

interesting

[if33lsosl33py]

is she close to a B coming from an A or coming from a C

Has to be Close to a B coming from an A.

[Payyourwaymate]

Here's some pics of her arse. It may not be as massive as a BBL, but it's definitely not flat by any means

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My good sir, I appreciate the evidence you have brought forward. You see....when we classify bubbles we do not just take in to consideration the cheeks alone. We take into account all of the proportions of the waist to cheeks ratio, curvature/VW of the shelf of the cheeks, ratio in relation to her legs. Arching and leg positioning into account aswell. From those pics it looks like at best she has a wide arse and with good positioning and arching it can see like she has cheeks. However, if you compare someone like her to brazilian bundas there is no comparison. From the pics I doubt the suppleness and elasticity of the cheeks is anything to really write home about. It is possible to infer to this extent when you become well versed in sampling and analysing cheeks at a consistent high level such as members of the bubble thread like us. This is why whenever someone says she has a bubble our eyebrows raise up. Very stringent criteria to classify if she has cheeks or just has an ok behind.

Please peruse the bubble butt thread where you will see I and others have written intel on how to distinguish bubbles and to decipher what is what, then you will understand why me and logan are asking questions.  .

Edit: I'll give an example. Look at this:

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From the pic you can see there is low to no VW/curvature on the pic when she is sitting down on the bed. Compare with the pics you have attached where she is positioning and angling to make the best of what she has. Real bubbles do not need to angle or position. It also looks like the zoom also plays a factor in making it seem like she has cheeks. I am not saying she does not have a butt. It's most likely not bubble butt level to our criteria.

[kingmg]

The lad haircut has put me off tbh