Author Topic: Marnie - Lush Escorts - Birmingham  (Read 1769 times)

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Was keeping Half an eye on this one but was apprehensive because quite a few of the girls have turned out to be older and heavier when you turn up. But this girl already appeared to be too heavy from her photos. Wasn't in the mood for a fatty but with Jasmine disappearing I went for it.

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Location Well worn Apartments by Broadway Plaza.

Comms Surprisingly swift pick up on arrangement and then again when I got to the destination. Lord knows they've pissed me off having me waiting for ages previously but Friday and Saturday night seems to be the busiest.

The girl Now Tiffanie has got some massive juggs that are meant to be E cups so this girl's claim that hers were H's were over inflated :D Fuck me, that was the first thing I noticed when I walked in. She's got some heavy hangers. Also not the 14 or 16  I was expecting. Size 12 is about right.

The session Girl seemed pleasant enough if a little subdued and before I handed over the money I confirmed services. Everything was on the table. Everything I said. Then the list came out. Sex with condom of course! No anal, no cum in mouth, no facials and no foot fetishes and no hair pulling. Never asked about kissing and didn't attempt FK for some reason. She seemed to be overly occupied with her phone. Turns out she'd ordered food that was due to arrive slap bang in the middle of my session. more on that later. Anyway as she was so passive I got her to strip and sit in front of me and I put my cock in her mouth. Had to give her a bit of coaching but eventually got the right amount of handjob and ball play. After a while I bagged up and bent her over for some doggy. Her skin was so smooth and her ass felt nice and soft and round I nearly shot my load straight away. But I was to be interrupted in a negative way as she took a call to direct the delivery driver to the apartments. She got dressed to go down and collect. How unprofessional I thought and made it clear that I wasn't going to be losing any of my time while she was doing this.

After about 5 minutes she came back and we resumed. I got her to suck me off some more and then sat her down in front of me again and got her to wank me off all over her ample tits and some load it was. In summary not a PSE and her passive nature may frustrate the hell out of some and there were plenty of things that could qualified this for a negative but to be fair to her she didn't exhibit one ounce of attitude, did what I asked her to do, had some banging tits(which probably swayed me)and I had a massive orgasm when I exploded all over them.

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More so, she is Dutch born girl. Giving her a touch of exoticism
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Was keeping Half an eye on this one but was apprehensive because quite a few of the girls have turned out to be older and heavier when you turn up. But this girl already appeared to be too heavy from her photos. Wasn't in the mood for a fatty but with Jasmine disappearing I went for it.

External Link/Members Only

Location Well worn Apartments by Broadway Plaza.

Comms Surprisingly swift pick up on arrangement and then again when I got to the destination. Lord knows they've pissed me off having me waiting for ages previously but Friday and Saturday night seems to be the busiest.

The girl Now Tiffanie has got some massive juggs that are meant to be E cups so this girl's claim that hers were H's were over inflated :D Fuck me, that was the first thing I noticed when I walked in. She's got some heavy hangers. Also not the 14 or 16  I was expecting. Size 12 is about right.

The session Girl seemed pleasant enough if a little subdued and before I handed over the money I confirmed services. Everything was on the table. Everything I said. Then the list came out. Sex with condom of course! No anal, no cum in mouth, no facials and no foot fetishes and no hair pulling. Never asked about kissing and didn't attempt FK for some reason. She seemed to be overly occupied with her phone. Turns out she'd ordered food that was due to arrive slap bang in the middle of my session. more on that later. Anyway as she was so passive I got her to strip and sit in front of me and I put my cock in her mouth. Had to give her a bit of coaching but eventually got the right amount of handjob and ball play. After a while I bagged up and bent her over for some doggy. Her skin was so smooth and her ass felt nice and soft and round I nearly shot my load straight away. But I was to be interrupted in a negative way as she took a call to direct the delivery driver to the apartments. She got dressed to go down and collect. How unprofessional I thought and made it clear that I wasn't going to be losing any of my time while she was doing this.

After about 5 minutes she came back and we resumed. I got her to suck me off some more and then sat her down in front of me again and got her to wank me off all over her ample tits and some load it was. In summary not a PSE and her passive nature may frustrate the hell out of some and there were plenty of things that could qualified this for a negative but to be fair to her she didn't exhibit one ounce of attitude, did what I asked her to do, had some banging tits(which probably swayed me)and I had a massive orgasm when I exploded all over them.
Another great review. Thanks mate.
These big tits of hers..... are they firm or saggy?
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These big tits of hers..... are they firm or saggy?
Are you kidding. Tits that size you'd need to inject with concrete and support with scaffolding to get them firm.  :D

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Are you kidding. Tits that size you'd need to inject with concrete and support with scaffolding to get them firm.  :D
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I'd be tempted if it wasn't for the shitty hours she works.
Yeah she starts late at night and seems to be half a sleep at that. Nice girl though.

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Good review as always. Had my eye on her myself as nothing else took my fancy, then came angel (who I tried to book many a time and failed) and Latisha so Marnie now won’t get a look in.

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Good review as always. Had my eye on her myself as nothing else took my fancy, then came angel (who I tried to book many a time and failed) and Latisha so Marnie now won’t get a look in.
Damn! Things must have been really bad if Ali was even considering a size 12  :D

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Damn! Things must have been really bad if Ali was even considering a size 12  :D

EXAXTLY  :cry:

Lush had dried up, the good ones either gone, fully booked up, or not working and AW was just dead with nothing new taking my fancy.

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Damn! Things must have been really bad if Ali was even considering a size 12  :D

 :lol: I suppose wgs ate one too many puddings over Xmas.