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Offline geco

Hi guys! I'm new here so just wanted to say a brief hello before breaking straight into question with no introductions. The name's George and I have been using Adultwork often for the odd bit of fun here and there - some meets have been great and some not too good.

Anyway, next week I want to try something slightly different and looking for a massage parlour in Central London, plus any "extras" (H/E, maybe oral if they offer it OR full service). So, I have a few questions since I'm not getting the answers I need from the parlours themselves, before I go.

1) I have one in mind in West Kensington which I have heard offer the massage plus more. All the parlours I speak to over the phone either state they offer just the massage, or "You'll have to speak to the girl". I would have to get a train to London - I do not want to go all that way to find out they don't offer it? What's the chance of that happening? If this one turns out not to offer, then can someone recommend a place which offers H/E (and as a bonus, oral perhaps) that they can be sure I won't leave "unhappy"? Do they say this, out of fear of a formal investigation or something?

2) If I happen to stumble into one which offers the thing I'm after, then do I ask for it at the desk? Or the girl herself? I don't want to scare them into not giving me what I'm after

3) How much is the average service? (For H/E). The massage itself is £35/half hour.

4) Finally, do those who offer H/E tend to offer oral too? Or is oral something more specialised which fewer offer? Going for the full stretch, do any of the parlours offer full-service as well or is that just a no-no?

I'm on about those with an open shop front. Not ones who offer massages from their house or flat - I might as well see another escort if that was the case. I mean legitimate businesses.

Offline geco

Not bumping my thread, just adding extra info:
Or should I just stay local and go to some local WG I know of in the area. I'd love to try these actual shops for a HJ, but not if there's no guarantee the girl will give it.

At least with a WG I know what I'm getting...? Unless someone knows somewhere for certain I'll get a HJ. I mean, a sensual HJ does seem quite appealing.

Offline sonyvaio

I know several - the two massage shops (both Asian) nearest West Kensington tube station (turn left, one just on the road opposite, one about 7 shops down on the main road) offer HE. You ask the girl - not the receptionist - about 20-30 extra.

There are also a few near Earls Court and Notting Hill and Gloucester Road (again all West London - which I assume is the area you're wanting).

Hope that's given you enough reassurance!

Offline sonyvaio

All the ones I've mentioned are with proper shop fronts (there are also lots of really good ones that work from flats too!)

Offline geco

Thanks for the answers sonyvaio! I'll be coming from Kent so preferably closer to Charing Cross, Canon Street or Waterloo.

I've been looking at MassageTheUK and there's one or two parlours there (one called Dr Liu and the receptionist says that I'd have to ask the girl inside) and that one is in West Kensington - presumably the one you mentioned? If I can get closer to those stations then all the better! But I will be coming to London for just this as I'm desperate to experience it so do not want to leave with an unhappy ending ;).

I've never done this side of things before. As I say, regular on AW but unfamiliar with "shop" etiquette.

Any recommendations? Thanks!

Offline mrmiller

Hey mate.

Just head to Leicester Sq tube. You can be almost dead certain that wherever you go, it'll be on offer. The etiquette tends to be paying for the massage first, and then towards the end of the massage the girl will ask you whether you'd like a 'special massage'. This'll usually happen after she asks you to turn over (onto your back), and will likely be accompanied by her making a grab for your dick.

Price wise, they seem to go for £30, but always haggle. Usually £20 will be fine. Have paid £30 before but she was a pig-headed cow and couldn't be doing with the confrontation - good masseuse though, annoyingly.

Also, maybe ask to see the girl first. Usually they're alright looking. That said, have had a middle aged frump-a-dump gimme a tug before. A few gems littered here and there, though!

Some have offered extras aside from HJ, others haven't. Have been offered oral once, and that was by the same girl that I paid £30 to tug me. Oral was priced at £50, which seemed fucking extortionate on top of a £35 45 min massage. I gave it a miss. Others have asked for an extra ten to allow me to touch them, but it seems to me, that the ones that aren't lookers offer this, so I've always declined.

Act confident, and when asked if you've 'been here before' always answer in the affirmative.

 :thumbsup:

Offline stayer

I've made hundreds of visits to massage parlours but not for about 15 years, so what I'm about to say could be out-of-date.

The massage parlours that you are interested in are all thinly disguised brothels, the disguise being that they will only ever advertise a massage. So, what you pay to the parlour is for a massage for 30 minutes or whatever other time period.

And you will get a massage because that's the deal. Then the masseuse who will offer an additional service near the end for which you pay her directly. Topless hand relief was invariably available and usually full strip. I found that oral was often not available and sex even less common, but maybe theings have changed.

As for which services that the masseuses offer: search for feedback on various punting websites as the massage parlour won't tell you.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2014, 04:01:11 PM by stayer »

Offline sonyvaio

The ones I mentioned will all give you a fairly decent massage first before the HE - you just need to mention at an appropriate moment to the girl, about wanting an HE for a £20 tip

Offline sonyvaio

Dr Liu is one of the two I mentioned (road just opposite the tube) - I think the better one of the 2 near the tube is the other one.

Offline geco

That's great - thank you both! Having felt doubtful yesterday, I'm now a little more confident. I was trying to avoid one of two scenarios:

1) I get there, don't show the correct etiquette and getting rejected or something, or,
2) Paying for the normal services, then wasting money without even the chance of a HE.

But both you guys have assured me otherwise :) cheers!

Offline geco

Sorry, *thank you all THREE - I missed the third reply. But all answers are a huge help :)

I've now been to many massage parlous in the west end. The quality of the massage varies and the quality of the premises - some of them are genuinely lovely places, others have been cramped rooms with flimsy tables. What hasn't varied though is the girls asking if I would like a special massage towards the end.

I wont name the places because they have to have licenses from the council but please feel free to PM me if you'd like me to comment on some specifics.

Offline mrmiller

I've now been to many massage parlous in the west end. The quality of the massage varies and the quality of the premises - some of them are genuinely lovely places, others have been cramped rooms with flimsy tables. What hasn't varied though is the girls asking if I would like a special massage towards the end.

I wont name the places because they have to have licenses from the council but please feel free to PM me if you'd like me to comment on some specifics.

Haha, every actual massage I've had from these sorts of places have been shite. Apart from one, but it was ruined by the girl going on about how great she was at doing it!  :unknown:

Offline geco

Thanks guys! Apologies for no replies the past week, I have been busy holidaying :).

Anyway, I took one last look on Google before heading to London just to see whether there was anywhere closer to home than London - and I had success!

There was somewhere in Medway I just returned home from and my word, it was incredible. I'm thinking of giving up punting full time and returning to this place full-time it was that good!

I wasn't too sure what to expect since it was an unlisted ad - all I knew was it was a shop front so I rang them and booked in the massage. I did not know what to expect but the receptionist ensured me it was a "very good massage" and there's no doubt I'd leave happy - I still was a little skeptical but I went on my way.

Got there and the receptionist was on the phone but there was a younger lady who I only guessed was a masseuse was sat there and confirmed my booking - showed me to the room and she did indeed turn out to be a masseuse - my masseuse which I was glad because she was absolutely gorgeous - a very tall young Asian lady. She stepped out the room and told me to take my clothes off... I wasn't too sure whether she meant fully naked because she didn't understand my question when I asked "boxers off too?", so I left them on in case I offended her. So this continued to leave me skeptical.

But she came back in and said "leaving these on?" so I obliged to her request and got out of those too. Which she was happy to "see" so I was a little reassured she was more than just a masseuse.

Anyway, got on the table and she remained clothed but started with a massage which was very nice. Then about ten minutes in she said "Do you want more than just a massage?" so I was happy to say "yes". Then we haggled a price (£30 in the end). About half way through she asked me to turn over then begun massage my front, homing in on the focus of the massage.

She offered me a few more services - I'm pretty sure she'd have done full service (I can't guarantee) but she was happy to do 69 for a price. Unfortunately I didn't draw out the money she wanted for that, but she did include B2B. Got naked and my word, her body was incredible. She had an attractive face as it was but her body was sensational.

She stood behind my head at first, reached across to my groin, boobs in my face and let me have a little nibble. Then she climbed on the table between my legs, done a similar thing - boobs all across my groin which instantly turned me on more.

Then she went into the best every oily handjob I have ever witnessed. Ended with my body shaking and squirting everywhere (accidentally got some in her hair it went that high).

Then I got wiped down with a hot towel just to finish off.

Without a doubt, a memorable experience and I already have my next appointment booked. It was just incredible (and marginally cheaper). I think I prefer it to sex/punting :blush:.

This isn't an advertisement btw - no locations have been disclosed for that purpose.

Offline LL

This isn't an advertisement btw - no locations have been disclosed for that purpose.
Thus rendering your comments pointless.  People don't come here to get off on reading about other's experiences.  We share locations / girls' names - that's the whole point of this place.

Offline geco

You're right - too much detail. How do I delete a post?

Offline yorkshire123

Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

veyronbad

So, how do we mere mortals find this Holy Grail ??

How did you find it in the first place?

Hi - I am a regular to massage places in London.  I would be interested to know the location for this

Offline Duder911

Hi geco, where in medway did u go please. Im near there and would like to try this place

Hi geco, where in medway did u go please. Im near there and would like to try this place

Geco last active 2 years ago, which is when he posted about his experience  :dash:

Offline Uncle Buck

Gentlemen, I am a frequent visitor to London on business and always struggle to find a decent massage with optional extras. I either find an over priced sauna type place or a crappy dingy flat somewhere. Neither of which I am comfortable with as I am always on edge and don't really enjoy the experience.

Where would you suggest near Euston - I'm used to £40 per hour + £20 for HE then upwards from there depending what's on offer. Any recommendations would be appreciated.

Uncle Buck


One tip I would give it always make it seem that you've been there many times before, even if you haven't. She will feel easier telling you what extras are on offer and also you can set the prices. If she says extra £30 you can say its normally £20 etc.

The place I go to I normally say when the masseuse comes in the room that I usually get a b2b massage and then she gets naked for the whole massage and not just the last 20 mins.

Offline Uncle Buck

Any where is this? As I said I'm looking for some local recommendations.




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