Sexy Ashley - Incall - £120 (+ £20 Swallow) - Southfields
External Link/Members OnlyAlways wanted to see Ashley based on her previous glowing reviews. Unfortunately it would appear that standards have slipped and this was undoubtedly the weirdest and most baffling punt thus far.
The set up is fairly straightforward. Text the maid, agree on services, time and duration, get a post code and text on arrival for the door number. The flat is part of a set of low rise blocks in a quiet part of South West London. Remote enough to be quiet but with plenty of locals around, not discrete at all.
Ashley opened the door dressed in a skimpy robe. As others have noted, she is very tall. Greeted me with a big smile and led me to her room. Ashley has nice long legs, a slight belly and large, soft breasts. The facial comparison with Zöe Ball/Katy Sackhoff is pretty spot on and she was giggly and pleasant although quite quiet. Services were discussed and agreed again.
DFK? Yes.
Deepthroat? Yes.
CIM? Yes.
Swallow? Yes.
So far so good. I was shown to the bathroom to freshen up while Ashley stashed the money.
Upon my return, Ashley has selected some music on her phone and stripped off to lie on the bed. I joined her in a few moments and then she just lay there! I went in for a gentle kiss. Was met with closed lips. Some slow touching and fondling of her breasts was met with some indecipherable moans/grunts. I went back to test the waters with a kiss, her mouth was slightly open but no sign of any tongue. She noticed my half boner and squealed in a strange way that sort of sounded like a laugh before sliding down to give me a very shallow blowjob. Her hand gripping the base of my cock, she barely took any of me in her mouth. I indicated a bit more depth would be appreciated and she tried but it was like she had no idea what to do! I removed her ever present hand and she did take about half of my cock but there was no enthusiasm at all. She was just doing what she was told, half-heartedly. I stopped her and kissed her again, no tongue in sight and she was very keen to lie back down on the bed. She asked me to come to her and wanted a kiss. Finally I thought she might be warming up a bit but she turned her head away when I moved in as requested. I kissed her neck slowly and she moaned weirdly and then asked me out of the blue what I wanted, muttered actually. A bit confused, I reiterated what we had agreed. She then spread her legs and said ‘you cum inside me’.
This was a bit of a shock and I though I’d misheard her. So she repeated the same thing although she was becoming increasingly hard to understand. Where was the banter I’d read about? Where was the escort I’d read about?
Why the fuck was she seemingly offering me bareback?
She directed my hand towards her pussy and wanted to be fingered. Becoming a bit desperate to salvage any positives out of this punt, I obliged. Her pussy was tight and she became quite wet but then flared at me and closed her long legs together as she curled up on the bed. It was like she had shut up shop.
From here on in the punt went so downhill it was vertical. No kissing of any kind, a standing blowjob was so inept and passionless that I (and more importantly my cock) lost all interest in her. No touching anywhere. Breasts, legs, torso. Ashley glared at me a number of times and seemed to be muttering to herself a lot. Random giggling and then she tried to kick me in the chest. Not hard to be fair but this was not exactly a seductive move, it was more of a dramatic mood-swing. She veered from playful to moody to vacant in the space of a few seconds. I was lost here. Then she wrapped herself up in the bed sheet and mumbled about how we were running out of time. I asked her to check, out of an hour, barely thirty minutes had passed. Ashley then fell asleep on the bed! WFK?
I’d had enough. Took a few minutes to take in the situation and then got dressed to leave.
I woke Ashley to request the £20 back for swallowing (the only thing getting swallowed here was my pride). She tried to get up from the bed and nearly fell over twice doing so. She then got the £20 back from the maid in the other room. She walked into the hallway wall on the way to showing me out.
Never had a punt this utterly frustrating. To be fair, on reflection, I should have walked to begin with. It’s a cheap brothel set up, Ashley was clearly not in the right frame of mind for any sort of meeting and to be frank, she was high as a fucking kite. I wasn’t sure in the initial few minutes of the punt but as time progressed and the attitude became increasingly unpredictable, she was either just coming up or more likely coming down. Slight blue tinge to her lips noticeable on the way out.
Physically, a tall and not unattractive lady. Would have nice if she’d made an effort with her looks. Would have been hot ten years ago. 5/10
Services, absolute garbage. Nothing agreed either on the phone (with the maid) or with the girl in person delivered. 0/10
DFK, forget it. 0/10
VFM, none whatsoever. I don’t know whether to be angry with Ashley for the shit-show I received or fell sorry for her that she is in this state. I’m veering towards the latter. 0/10
A real shame as I’d read lots of positives about this girl. Do her a favour and give her a miss.
A fucking disgrace!
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