Author Topic: Paris Lamour xxxx - Birmingham  (Read 1497 times)


10 review(s) for Paris Lamour xxxx (8 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline johnybravo

This happened a few weeks ago 120 for 1 hr

Arranged via phone call first and then texts, quick responses , good comms in general

Arrived on time and parked up on a nearby street , felt quite safe. Problems started when I texted her for further instructions. She told me to ring her. Although there is a small Tesco which is very close to the entrance to her flat, somehow she wasn’t able to communicate this properly, so I ended up going in the wrong direction a couple of times

Not sure why she couldn’t get a prewritten text to avoid this last minute chat, I could hear her getting frustrated

Finding her flat once inside the block was also not easy, was told that she was on the ground floor, but turns out it is on the lower ground floor.

Eventually made it to he door , reasonably happy with what I saw, tall lady with a 6/10 face ina black slip . Not wearing much make up. She looked pissed off already, not a lot of smiling

Offered a shower and I took it, not many toiletries on offer, no mouthwash. This is where it went all wrong

At the end of the shower I couldn’t figure out how to turn the water off, one of those levers that in one position let’s water out of the tap below and in another from the shower head. So I called her in to have a look and she immediately assumed I had broken it, all she had to do was turn it the right way and it seemed ok.

She then sat down with a big face , looking real mad and I thought of leaving but I had already paid and dick brain was still active

Rest of it was making love to a dead body, I enjoy giving reverse oral, but in this case she just lay there making no effort  at all.

After about 5 min of trying she started to wake up a bit , proceeded to give me a half decent blow job, got the condom on and had sex in mush, doggie. Refused prone bone and I came in mish

Tried Dfk , she was quite reluctant

In summary , photos are accurate for age, body in good shape for a 40 yr old, poor attitude

Definitely caught her on a bad day, not going back ever