External Link/Members OnlyCould not resist the temptation of jumping back into punting after a long fast, and decided to try and kill two birds with one stone and went for Alena who is also pregnant.
All comms were generally very good to organise the meet. I got there a little earlier than expected and as I waited outside, I saw the punter before me leave. This was quite off-putting as I got the text from her confirming the door number literally before the door had even closed behind him. This meant only one thing, no shower or refresh between meets.
Either way, thinking with the little head, pressing on and upon arriving she opens the door and a really good looking girl and quite impressed. Once inside the punting room, that's where it goes downhill but admittedly may have been my fault as well. She goes and sits on the bed and just stares at me, while I am stood there and I'm standing there, wondering if she wants to ask me how long to stay as we did not specify in the back and forth texts. So I led, and stated that I would like to stay for one hour, and she responded with "you have to pay me first" - I found this quite odd, but understood where she came from. This is where I fucked up, I handed over £200 for some insanely fucked up nonsensical reason. She hesitated as she took it, and I confirmed it was the right amount and she said yes that's fine.
She goes out the room to put it away, and I get naked - she comes back and does the usual routine of getting on all 4s on the bed and showing off her ass which, for the record, is not all that and I highly doubt she does 50kg squats in the gym! Gets me to lie down on the right hand side of the bed and starts sucking me from a weird angle. If i was the 12 o'clock hand, she was sucking me in the 11 o'clock angle, which made it such a shit blowjob. Added to the fact that there was no OWO on offer, (despite the fact that I have severely overpaid - though I still had not realised at this point) either way I got a semi and she decided mini me was hard enough for her to ride. She rode in the reverse cow girl position so could not admire those swollen pregnant tits or her belly, this lasted for about 5 mins after which she asked me to get into missionary. This was probably the worse fuck of my life, she just lay there emotionless and motionless and all I could think of was nutting and getting it over with, which happened seconds later.
After this, I was hoping that I could engage with her a bit more, and tried to converse; asked her what the NYE plans were? Does she like the area she lives in? etc. They were all one word answers and the silences were becoming awkwarder and longer so much so that there was a steam iron where you can hang clothes on and iron vertically. I just had to pretend I didn't what that was and asked her what that was and she replied with "what do you think it is? What does it look like?" I think that was the longest sentence she managed to string together. At this point the penny dropped in my head and I said to her I have paid you more than what I should have. This is how the conversation went: -
Me: I think I have paid you more than what I should have
Alena: Oh, I thought you wanted anal
Me: Even with anal, it's £170 (£100 + £20 + £50)
Alena: I thought Christmas came early for me
Me: What? A whole 359 days early? Christmas has just gone
Alena: Yeh
She just lay there and kept staring at me again which was really uncomfortable. It was about 12 minutes into the punt at this stage and I just asked her if I could get changed and leave she said yeh sure with attitude and no sign of returning the money I had overpaid. Either way, I got changed and ready to leave and as I stood by the door, I asked her if she was going to give me back the money, she said fine and asked me for another £20 - I was so fucking confused at this point, either way she came back out and gave me £100 and took the £20 I had (instead of just giving me back £80). I said to her I have not even stayed for 30 mins, can you charge me for 30 mins please. She got quite irritated at this and started saying no no no. I was just fed up by the whole experience and decided to leave it at that, and put it down to my mistake.
Having come back to punting with an experience like this was a real killjoy and sometimes I question where are the good punts gone? Are there seriously any decent WGs left that actually want to give a good service
Topic: Alena DP - Marylebone W1H (Read 3525 times)