Chinese Massage - Croydon, my first ever UK Punt Angela

[Scrumpy69]

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Ok guys my first ever UK Punt - been active in Asia but never here and it really dissappointed me but with Covid etc and an itch to scratch what can one do.

So sunny croydon is near to where i live so that is the happy hunting ground for me, i can go further afield but that would be on a very special occassion

Anyways PUNT 1 - Angela

This was back in September - i believe she has gone back to China for a bit

So i was not sure what these guys did but after a few texts i got down the nitty gritty opted for a 1 hour Nuru massage at £120

Location is high rise block of flats just off Edridge road - pretty discrete as there is lots of building work going on and lots of people coming and going
Greeted and show into a one bed flat on the 4th floor
She brought me into the living room and had like a futon for me to lie on, the room and flat is clean and modern with an option for shower if you want.
The girl was Asian which is always my type but quite chubby which is not my type
Anyways i thought i am here i may aswell get one with it
She is small 5ft i would say chinese obviously saggy tits and a tat across the chest

So onto my front and she spent about 40 mins giving me a pathetic massage, i have had some great thai massages so i am hard to please but really this was dreadful.
Anyways flipped me over and gave me an ok BJ then jumped on me, the weight squashed my little scrumpy into a morass of fat
Put her into missionary and it was not pleasant, then doggy and came in the bag finally

She was a pleasant enough lady and i scampered.

When i found out there were other girls available i would be back, the ease of getting here 15 min walk was to much for me, i will be back

My Ratings
Face 3/10
Body 2/10
Personality 5/10 - English not great
Service 4/10
Comms 5/5
Location 5/5
TOTAL 24/50

To be continued

Scrumps

[LLPunting]

Thanks for reviewing this known operator. 

Do your research here more thoroughly, it will save you some disappointment.  She advertises on a number of listing sites. 
Props to you if you're the type that will punt with high uncertainty or apparent unknowns but it's best to never take an amateur website with incomplete contact information as a promising lead.

If you've swapped punting in the Tropics for dredging in Croydon then you probably want to reconsider life choices 
Depending on your transport options and the side of Croydon you're on it would probably be worth extending your reach another couple of miles at least.  Most of that vicinity is poor quality services and unkempt looks at most every price point on offer.

[Scrumpy69]

HI Mate

Only swapping for croydon out of necessity
Thanks for the pointers though

[Scrumpy69]

Thanks for reviewing this known operator. 

Do your research here more thoroughly, it will save you some disappointment.  She advertises on a number of listing sites. 
Props to you if you're the type that will punt with high uncertainty or apparent unknowns but it's best to never take an amateur website with incomplete contact information as a promising lead.

If you've swapped punting in the Tropics for dredging in Croydon then you probably want to reconsider life choices 
Depending on your transport options and the side of Croydon you're on it would probably be worth extending your reach another couple of miles at least.  Most of that vicinity is poor quality services and unkempt looks at most every price point on offer.

Is there anywhere you would recommend near south croydon , looking for thai massage with FS