External Link/Members OnlyI was suitably impressed by the line on the ad “100% confirmed by my tattoo” to take a chance on Samyra.
Comms were good, called to make an appointment, texted postcode, called when outside, buzzed in. She speaks very good English.
Unusually, she opened the door in full view, topless, and is indeed the girl in the photos, confirmed by the tatoo. She appears to be French and has the look of Marion Cotillard and is pretty fit. The bedroom was fairly manky with stuff strewn all over the place but that’s hardly unusual.
I’ve got a real thing for lingerie, which she refused to wear. That’s not unusual. I also like mutual stroking but she didn’t like that either. She harumphed and asked what I wanted, and I explained I liked edging “I don’t do that.” The punt, already at a low point, starts to go even further downhill.
She somehow managed to get a condom on, despite me being completely flacid and then attempts the most vigorous and least erotic bj I’ve ever had. After about 2 minutes, she then announced “Now do me doggy”. I replied that I didn’t want to and she said “then finish yourself”. She lay next to me with her head pointing as far away as possible, I assume to avoid any contact, and demanded that I hurry up.
I suspect that she may be very good at domination, if that’s your thing, such is the way she barked orders. By the time I finished myself off, I found the whole sordid affair quite funny and was at least amused by her antics.
It’s hard for me to remember a worse punt that I’ve had in 30 years.
