Apologises in advance if i’ve made any mistakes. Not my first punt but this is my very first review
I normally base my punting selection off reviews on UKP, so id like so say a thank you to you guys for providing me many a good punt
. I thought id take the risk on Elizabeth based on recent reviews as I too prefer “lil pretty slim/skinny tings”.
Links:External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyPrice:£120 for the hour + £30 for fingering
Logistics:Sent a text on the day, 2 hours before the meet. All fine - comms were relatively efficient. Listed the services I wanted based on her profile likes, but the lack of English proved to be an issue. (Asking about owo, which is not listed but she provides, squirting etc). NBA text recieved upon initial reply. I had asked during the punt if she handles her own comms- She showed me the texts on her phone.
Location:Flats opposite Hyde Park. A 10 minute walk from Paddington Station, flat positioned on the long strectch of road betwen Lancaster Gate and Marble Arch Stations. The interior of her flat was tidy and well maintained.
The Girl:Attractive girl imo, had a lot less make up on than her AW photos and looked like a weird dopple ganger to Rita Ora if Rita’s face were to lose 5lbs and less round. Shy girl to start with but warms up after initial foreplay. Enquired about age, she says 18 and there is nothing to lead me to believe otherwise. Physically, she is just my type- Short and petite with probably a size 6 frame mmmm. Perky boobs, with pointy nips that were pretty responsive. Shaven down below and no funky smells - If anything tasted sweet. Had tattoos around the undercarriage of her boobs and on her foot which didnt do anything for me but i thought looked pretty decent.
The Meet:Usual behind the door stuff, paperwork handed over. Straight into action with brief lip kissing which didnt materialise to much and no tongues used whatsoever, to which I followed suit. Started undressing each other whilst light kissing and moved onto the bed. OWO was decent but nothing to rave about, good suction but no depth. Did ask her if she could go deeper to which she just looked at me puzzled. Bit of a shame, I think if she understood she would have attempted to go further. Damn you language barrier!!! She was positioned on the bed so that my hands could reach over and rub her lips from behind and to my suprised was already wet! A massive turn on for me. After while of this, positioned her between my legs so that i could see her face. Happy to comply.
After about 5ish mins of owo, i flipped her on her back and started RO. RO produced some soft moans and lip biting but wasnt able to make her cum or squirt with just my mouth. On her profile she stated that she was a ‘heavy squirter’ which i wanted to try out and asked to use my fingers, she didn’t understand my initial request and I had to make hand gestures to which she replied £30. Now I have no issues with this as she stated the price over text but upon arrival and going over the list of services again she asked for £120. (I thought id managed to get a steal there but again, the language barrier proved to be an issue) paid the additional £30 but lost my erection, the whole process was a bit of a mood killer tbh lol.
Faff over, back to RO and fingering on her. Given her profile descripton I was expecting her to squirt quite easily whilst using both fingers and mouth and this was the appeal of the extra £30 imo. I managed to make her cum and she was definitely wet but no dice with the squirting. (Only a slight negative as I enjoyed watching her climax). After eating her out a while longer and me being fully horned up i suggested we fuck.
On with the condom, starting with cowgirl and boy can she ride, She placed her hands above me on the headboard, with her boobs and erect nips in my face as she was smiling down at me, a sight to remember. Varying eye contact throughout. She continued straddling me for a good 5 minutes with good variation of speed and techniques before i sensed she was starting to tire so flipped her over for some missionary. She took a good pounding and positioned her legs on my shoulders after a while so i could get in deeper - very very hot. Shot my load in the bag. End of round 1.
A bit of cuddling and very limited chit chat And after a few minutes decided to ask for a massage. Not the best massage but she sat on my thighs while occasionally grinding her pussy on me which kept it interesting. She also asked me if i smoked and we had a cigarette with the window open, but she was mostly on her phone throughout the cigarette replying to messages.
This is where things take a turn. At this point we were about 35 minutes in. I turn over say im ready to go again and she looks at me confused…. by now I was used to the language barrier and just said ‘lets fuck’ and ‘sex’ to hopefully get the point across. She looks at me and just says ‘yes’ and smiles and continued on her phone. So im like ok, get the pillows to prop myself up and I just sit there waiting while she finishes messaging (i assumed it wouldnt take long and tbf, dont have too much of an issue with wg’s using their phones on interim periods as its a job for them). I sit there like a potato for like 2-3 minutes and asked again. She clearly didnt understand the first time so i make it obvious with hand gestures. She then types on her phone to google translate and shows me her screen saying that we’ve finished…..
I tell her that ive booked an hour and that we had 25 minutes left. She says that im only allowed 1 pop in the hour. I was confused as the comms we had prior to the meet suggested that i could finish more than once. I show her the texts between the two of us where I had asked multiple times regarding how many times I could finish to which she just shrugged her shoulders and said her English wasnt good and that she didnt understand my question. I specified by text that i would like to finish more than once in the hour to which she just replied ‘yes’. Now, I understand that the language barrier was the problem here but she shouldn’t have said yes to a service that she wasnt willing to provide. And replying ‘yes’ to everything because she didnt understand or take time to google translate seemed pretty ignorant. At the end of the day this was a business transaction and the service agreed upon was not met.
Anyways, after going back and forth trying to communicate via google translate, I look at my phone and we’ve still got a good 17 minutes left. I joked that I would have no problem cumming in 5 minutes if it came to it
She types into her translator app that it was time to leave as I wasn’t allowed to cum again. I said that I was unhappy with the service but accepted defeat and asked for a shower. This next bit shocked me as she asked me to get dressed and leave without. I made it clear that I wasnt leaving without a shower as I was meeting friends straight after and she eventually gave in and threw a towel my way. I was in disbelief that that had even happened tbh. Denying me access to a shower post punt? That was the last communication between us. I wasnt really in the mood to attempt small talk after that and she probably wouldnt understand anyways. I dried off, got dressed and left feeling pretty conned. I basically paid an hour with an extra for what was 30 minutes of service.
Verdict:Would I return? For a 15 or 30 minute punt, sure. The first 30 minutes of the punt were very enjoyble and she was my type physically. She was open to offering all of the agreed upon services during that time. However, I prefer longer punts and she has a 1 cum policy so I am unlikely to see Elizabeth again. She provided a good service but was unfortunately let down by her English and for that reason i’ve given her a neutral.
Its a shame tbh, because if it was a punt based on the first 30 minutes or so, she would deserved a strong positive.
Open to hearing peoples views on this as I understand shes relatively new and English is not her first language but luring people in with false advertising isnt really on imo.
Side note- if anyone has any suggestions for “lil pretty slim/skinny ting” wg’s id be grateful
Merry Christmas and a happy punting to you all!
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