Author Topic: Lady Audrey - AVOID -  (Read 4963 times)


5 review(s) for LADY AUDREY (3 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline droplet

Been reading the board for some time. Long time lurker. Very thankful fo the reviews. I dont review on here because I never felt I had to. Board has given pretty accurate reviews. But this girl (MILF) I visited really deserves a mention. your milage may vary, but I wanted to warn you guys of her. I tried to check reviews of her on this board and it was very unclear. So I'd offer my two cent.

Went to see Lady Audrey. Always very curious about her. Shes got this hot MILF look. So thought why not. Just for the experience.

Booked her for 1 hour appointment. Quite late at night. To be fair I was running late and I kept up communication telling her where I was. She sounded ok with everything. I ended up being 20 min late. I was her last customer.

Very nice flat in Olympia area. Theres someone else in the flat in the other room. I think it must be another girl she works with.

Photos very accurate but it is obviously taken a couple of yrs ago on a good day. She's older now, not 45 as she describes, more like 60. More chubbier. Quite tall.

When I fist went it, she said "You give me the money". First thing she said. I though that was pretty rude and should have cut it off there. I said is 1 hour still ok as I was late. I apologised. She said no problem. So we went for it. Nothing to write home about. She was pretty passive, closes her eyes duing sex. No passion at all. Complete star fish.

After we finished, another 30 min to go. We chatted a bit in bed. She attitude was pretty cold. Asked her if her tits are real, they look and feel real when u are next to them. She just coldly shrugged her shoulders and said " doesnt matter, if you enjoy you enjoy, why ask".  She deliberately stayed on for another 10 min so its now 40 min into the session. Then when I was ready for round 2, she goes....

"Sorry, but Im tired. I have to go out and buy food". I was thinking wtf. Fine, I said no problem. We pay for 30 min then. Then she goes..."sorry I cant give you money back. I charge you for the hour. " I said there was another 20 min left and she goes..."well u were late".

After that I just put my shoes on and left without looking back. It seemed she clearly knew what she was doing, from taking money to the time she was ready to say time up. If she cant do 1 hour a I was running late, she should have told me in the beginning like other girls. However cheating customers this way is a clear red flag. I suggest you guys avoid her at all cost. But again, your milage may vary.

Her links:

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vorian

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Offline ForrestGump

I'd seen her aw profile and considered a visit but, of course, not now. She sounds like a punter's worst nightmare.  :thumbsdown:

Thanks for saving me and others from wasting time/money on her.  :thumbsup:

Offline akauya


"Sorry, but Im tired. I have to go out and buy food". I was thinking wtf.

Sorry you had a crap punt mate and thanks for the warning - those who like MILFs take note!

The bit I quoted above made me laugh though... what a stupid excuse  :rolleyes:  :D

Sherbert07

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She took over the other Audrey's profile so most of her FB is for Busty Audrey as she's now known

Offline titanph

The whole vanilla of it all doesn't sound too bad, but the excuse and cutting your short is bollocks. Thanks for the warning, had her on my hotlist.

Only girl worth seeing who closes her eyes is the original busty audrey, amazing tits, not rude at all, and listens to what you want to do.

joseph26

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Sorry you had a bad punt but I have to say I had a different experience.

I had a 1 hour session with Lady Audrey around 2 months ago and I must say I had a completely different experience. She was very friendly and we even ended up talking about her life in Hungary and how she is working to support her daughters education in Hungary. In terms of the session I must admit it was ok but as we progressed it did get better. When it came to kissing she at first would just stick out her tongue but eventually we started to kiss more with the lips. She then gave me OWO and I have to say it was fantastic. She was really getting into it licking and sucking and when she put it between her boobs it felt great. When it came to penetration the one thing that was slightly annoying was that she would shut her eyes but I could still sense she was still enjoying it as she would constantly lick her lips and she would often sneak a peak. Overall I would say there were pros and cons but the experience as a whole was pleasant but not enough to make me want to go back.

Offline droplet

Just noticed she is back under a new profile:

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AVOID as usual!!

Type_O_Negative

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i would shoot over her tits :wacko: