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Owo, Protected sex and massage
Comms:
Neutral, as replies were sporadic, will explain more later
Duration: 1 hour
Cost: £100
Punt:
So, after reading a couple of reviews thought I would take the plunge. I knew from experience that I should not expect some service i.e. FK and perhaps no finger play either. But here goes the saga:
1. Texted day before agreed time, location and services - reasonable comms
2. On the day, got to the area the usual 10 mins in advance and texted the WG. Got no reply. So rang her, phone answered and says that she is in car and would be 1 hour. Wasn't doing much that day so agreed. 50 mins later she contacts me to say come over in 10 as she needs to shower. Hoorah! Got there, she let's me in as buzzer is broken.
3. In the room, hand over cash and she goes to store it whilst I undress. So, I have undressed and waiting getting cold. This should have my 2nd...3rd red flags but heyho.
4. So she comes in and removes the bath robe and is in a pair of undies..Nice tits and comment accordingly. She asks what I would like, I state that I am not there for massage and for FK, OWO, RO, Finger play and sex. At which stage she starts to apply lube, so I say stop as I don't want lube on my tongue. So that is out.
5. Next, I thought I would start FK and go for the boobs. But she says she loves to suck dick. Fine..she kneels and starts to suck dick, lips do not get past bellend. So I remove her hand on my dick so I go deeper and she stops and say go onto bed. I comply, she starts again on owo and again max. bellend. Then she starts this weird licking with tongue, like a cat lapping up milk. Fuck..I have given up at this stage! This is going to be a shite punt so ask for condom and ask her for sex in mish. Just as I enter she is moaning I am too big...FFS. I have never had so much shit from one single WG ever. I continue slowly for 10 mins and then go for gold...as I need her to stop moaning. I come and she cleans me up.
6. As I had paid for an hour I was going to get my hours worth. I asked for massage..which was as you can guess, not really a massage just hands with slight pressure over body.
7. Towards the end, I suggest we try for round 2 where she tries to liven the little brain. He is not interested, so say that enough is enough. Get dressed, wash hands and wish her well for a dusty phone as this was one punt I was going to review.
8. Oh, one other thing she mentioned, her sisters who normally work there were, 1-gone home to Thailand, 2-off as they had covid. This is what she is telling me at the end. I would not have punted if I had known up front. How irresponsible.
Would I return: Absolutely and categorically NO
Sorry, but I have had shit punts but never one this bad. Wastes time, limited - no service.
Safe punting chaps
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