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Offline bola

Most mornings I wake up with the mightiest of erections and an urge to pee.
The few times I don't need to pee, I usually don't have an erection.
So it looks like the two are linked. Yet during the day of course I don't pop a hard-on every time I need to pee.
And morning glory is supposedly due to high testosterone in the morning, or the body's way of flushing blood ,etc.
Yet nada if I don't need to pee.
How is it with you guys? Why do you think men get hard in the morning?

Offline B4bcock

In your case, OP, it is clearly Nature's way of preventing you from wetting the bed.   :hi:

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It beggars belief how little some people know about their own bodies.   :unknown:

Some reading for you OP

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Offline bola

Nothing new in those links and the NHS one even states that it is not fully understood.
I was hoping for some first and accounts rather than links I could have found myself...

Offline fisherofsouls

Most mornings I wake up with the mightiest of erections and an urge to pee.
The few times I don't need to pee, I usually don't have an erection.
So it looks like the two are linked. Yet during the day of course I don't pop a hard-on every time I need to pee.
And morning glory is supposedly due to high testosterone in the morning, or the body's way of flushing blood ,etc.
Yet nada if I don't need to pee.
How is it with you guys? Why do you think men get hard in the morning?

Treasure it while you still have it, buddy - when you get to late middle age, it will be but a fond memory  :(

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Nothing new in those links and the NHS one even states that it is not fully understood.
I was hoping for some first and accounts rather than links I could have found myself...
We're all different and the reason for one person getting an erection doesn't mean it will be the same for someone else.

Offline Aldebaran

It's nature's way of preventing you from rolling out of bed in your sleep.

Offline myothernameis

Morning erections, but when you get them, what are you dreaming of, and most times I wake up, and the dream ends

I have had some vivid dreams, and when I wake up, Im more than happy it was a dream, as sometimes to near to home

Offline Rufus Firefly

 Morning Wood ?
  Ah yes I remember it well, sadly many moons ago  :(

Offline bola

Treasure it while you still have it, buddy - when you get to late middle age, it will be but a fond memory  :(
I'm not complaining  :)

Offline bola

Morning erections, but when you get them, what are you dreaming of, and most times I wake up, and the dream ends

I have had some vivid dreams, and when I wake up, Im more than happy it was a dream, as sometimes to near to home
Sadly, my dreams are boring. I barely remember them. I never even had a wet dream in my life.

Offline myothernameis

Morning Wood ?
  Ah yes I remember it well, sadly many moons ago  :(

Oasis, best album title ever.....(whats the story) morning glory

Offline Harry Monk

As already been mentioned, it's impossible to prescribe  what happens to an individual as we are all different in so many ways.

I am 56, fit, other than SPs' and wanking currently not sexual active but I can tell the time by my morning boner. The majority of my early morning rises are due to a stiffy,not piss proud, which I often wake up to with my hand clamped firmly around. Rarely to completion as I, semi wake up ,and access the situation and prefer to drop off again.

Any way Merry Christmas to all  :drinks:

Offline Blackpool Rock

Sadly, my dreams are boring. I barely remember them. I never even had a wet dream in my life.
I've never had a wet dream either but i've never had morning glory either  :cry:
I remember as a teen when lads were talking about these things just staying silent and thinking there must be something wrong with me and wondering if it would happen at some stage but it never has.

I've subsequently rightly or wrongly put it down to me wanking 5 or 6 times a day in my younger years so perhaps I was taking away the natural urge for my body to act / react in these ways  :unknown:

Reading the articles however it says that erections tend to happen during deep REM sleep therefore you wouldn't necessarily know you were actually having them unless you woke up for some reason.

I do recall almost 30 years ago having an amazing dream about a girl at work I fancied, I was lying on my back and she straddled me before pulling her long skirt up and sitting on my cock cowgirl style.  :thumbsup:
I remember the dream was amazing and exceptionally vivid, perhaps I only remember it as I did wake up with a hard on, imagine my disappointment when I realised the cat was actually pouncing on my nether region and attacking me  :scare:
I can only assume that I was thrusting my pelvis slightly and the movement under the duvet with a hard on poking up slightly looked like something to try and kill, I do remember the last time the cat pounced she caught me right square in the balls which is what fully woke me up, hurt like fuck  :scare:  :dash:

It was also the closest I ever got to shagging the girl  :D

Offline WASA38

Morning Wood ?
  Ah yes I remember it well, sadly many moons ago  :(

Me likewise. Now it's more a matter of morning farts. The moment I roll over to sit on the side of the bed. Quite enjoyable actually.

Offline standardpostage

Morning erections : I wish  :)

Urge to pee at night : 2 or 3 times  :(
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Offline nwluvit

Brilliant. My mornings are less fullwood, more twig these days but every now and then i get a stiffy


I've never had a wet dream either but i've never had morning glory either  :cry:
I remember as a teen when lads were talking about these things just staying silent and thinking there must be something wrong with me and wondering if it would happen at some stage but it never has.

I've subsequently rightly or wrongly put it down to me wanking 5 or 6 times a day in my younger years so perhaps I was taking away the natural urge for my body to act / react in these ways  :unknown:

Reading the articles however it says that erections tend to happen during deep REM sleep therefore you wouldn't necessarily know you were actually having them unless you woke up for some reason.

I do recall almost 30 years ago having an amazing dream about a girl at work I fancied, I was lying on my back and she straddled me before pulling her long skirt up and sitting on my cock cowgirl style.  :thumbsup:
I remember the dream was amazing and exceptionally vivid, perhaps I only remember it as I did wake up with a hard on, imagine my disappointment when I realised the cat was actually pouncing on my nether region and attacking me  :scare:
I can only assume that I was thrusting my pelvis slightly and the movement under the duvet with a hard on poking up slightly looked like something to try and kill, I do remember the last time the cat pounced she caught me right square in the balls which is what fully woke me up, hurt like fuck  :scare:  :dash:

It was also the closest I ever got to shagging the girl  :D
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Offline RMwonderer

Most mornings I wake up with the mightiest of erections and an urge to pee.
The few times I don't need to pee, I usually don't have an erection.
So it looks like the two are linked. Yet during the day of course I don't pop a hard-on every time I need to pee.
And morning glory is supposedly due to high testosterone in the morning, or the body's way of flushing blood ,etc.
Yet nada if I don't need to pee.
How is it with you guys? Why do you think men get hard in the morning?

You should do the test for prostate cancer. Just as a precaution. Dyou find you randomly need to pee during the nighy?
« Last Edit: January 04, 2022, 05:38:08 pm by RMwonderer »