Brittany...........diamonds

[Toshiba]

I wont post a link as theres not much to see, infact theres nothing to see.

Ive been hesitating in giving this a negative but as an overall punt i may be being harsh but i can only speak for the overall experience.its bordering on nuetral but here goes.

Firstly usual great comms off diamonds.

The flat is a shit hole in jesmond, the most basic yet, it was actually freezing in the bedroom, dark, miserable and uninviting, really poor.

The punt was 30min incall........£50

She was late, fair enough ive been late, no real problem but late is late as she was not prepared at all

She answered the door a peroxide blonde with massive fake tits
I want impressed with them to be honest the cuts are grim looking and the are saggy as owt when lying down, she had a decent body but not great around the belly, stretch marks and scaring

The sex was pretty good though, she does DFK , anything bar anal , is very responsive and gives a great BJ finishing off in her mouth and facial, she took a massive load well.

Shes a good fuck so why the negatives....i will list them

She was either pissed or still pissed, stunk of drink
Her fanny had a pissy smell
She only had one condom as she hadnt prepared
No wipes
Late
Shit flat
Two in the fucking flat, lacy sat outside the room door the whole time, I HATE 2 IN A FLAT
They both had no condoms as she was asking the nearest shop
Her tits were awful
Poor preperation
Shes not that pretty

The overall experience wasnt great but she is actually a good fuck

I wouldnt recommend tbh, she looks hit n miss

Any questions please ask

[AnthG]

Shes not that pretty

Any questions please ask

Thanks for that review HC. Thats the main one for me, can I ask did you see Lacey, and if so how was she?

But the lack of condoms is a major bugbear for me as I was just posting in this topic yesterday,

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=33105.msg459707#msg459707

I am going to take Smiths, Daffodils suggestion and order some from

External Link/Members Only

As it annoys me how frequent its now becoming that girls only have one condom for the whole booking. But then (or so they claim) are too paranoid to take a punters condoms.

[Toshiba]

Yes anth, i saw lacey she looks pretty , she had a nice face

Her body looked ok as well

They both arrived in the same taxi, its her best mate, it was their first time in the area, they had one condom between them and no wipes just loo roll

The dismonds flats are fucking shite mind

[Yohan Kebab 2]

I liked her and her look had a great time. Different flat and punctual though. It all adds to the experience if we all fancied same types world would be a boring place!

[AnthG]

I liked her and her look had a great time. Different flat and punctual though. It all adds to the experience if we all fancied same types world would be a boring place!

So out of curiosity if you liked the booking, on a scale of 1-10 how would you say she is facially?

[Toshiba]

I liked her and her look had a great time. Different flat and punctual though. It all adds to the experience if we all fancied same types world would be a boring place!

I was in two minds as to make it negative but i want to be honest, its a lot of money to me and i want great value and overall the experience wasnt great, shame as she is a great fuck with good eye contact and very responsive, its the little things that spoilt it tbh

[Toshiba]

So out of curiosity if you liked the booking, on a scale of 1-10 how would you say she is facially?

To me 6.......but it was more the "look" , and her tits are bad

[Yohan Kebab 2]

Up there with Northern Kara for me but i really fancied her. We are all attracted to different types. Like Keeva is great but i personally dont fancy her.

[Tattooed.Gent]

She sounds like Carmel that was at Diamonds - I'm assuming it's a different girl though?

[Bengeo13]

Brave soldier HC - good work!
Just goes to show it takes all sorts when HC gives her a negative review and Mr Kebab has her alongside Northern Kara! 
For me the list of negatives completely outweigh the plus point, which seems to be that she's a good fuck, important though that is of course.
Not likely to be visited by me.

[johnny34]

Thanks for the review hc

The negatives outweigh the positive for me

[Toshiba]

I feel a bit shitty cos her services were great tbh,

Just things annoy me when we pay so much

[DaveMugabe]

pissy smell from her cunt?? UJghhh boak

[Greenman]

Omg

Won't be visiting that girl
Thanks for the honest review
That's what we are here for to share expeiriences and recomend or not recomend to save each others £££

[portable]

Have Diamonds dropped off the radar again? Doesn't sound like they followed through with anything discussed previously. Sounds like they're still shit.

[AnthG]

Have Diamonds dropped off the radar again? Doesn't sound like they followed through with anything discussed previously. Sounds like they're still shit.

They have got rid of the Romanians, for me that is all that matters.

I am going to order a bunch of the condoms as the lack of condoms on punts (of girls not just with diamonds but other agencies too) is becoming all too familiar event.

If I was just me getting this I would think its maybe a ploy to avoid having sex with me. So am pleased its others getting it too

[denyason]

pissy smell from her cunt?? UJghhh boak

it is where piss comes from lol...i'm pretty sure the back passage would smell of shit too 

[maxxblue]

it is where piss comes from lol...i'm pretty sure the back passage would smell of shit too 

A cunt shouldn't smell of piss. And a 'back passage' should not smell of shit.

If it does, there is something wrong.

Personal hygiene, perhaps?

[Toshiba]

A cunt shouldn't smell of piss. And a 'back passage' should not smell of shit.

If it does, there is something wrong.

Personal hygiene, perhaps?

Her hygiene probably was fine, but i know exeactly what she'll have done, went straight into the flat as she was late and had a piss and not wiped herself cos she had none....just another reason to make it negative, unproffesional and dirty.

I did mention it to diamonds , i hinted she was pissed/still pissed and they sent someone round to check on them but told me she was fine but will have a "word" with her about being unprepared for me. The shithole uninviting flat was also a bug bear for me, i wish theyd sort it out

And the blatant 2 working in a flat nearly made me walk if i wasnt so horny, lacey sat in the next room all the time and was right outside the door when i was finished, apparently they do duos.

As soon as i left the pair of them headed out the flat in full view with themselves dressed to thrill, tits "out there" bold as brass walking through the streets looking for a shop to buy condoms and wipes, they stuck out a mile and for me lacked discretion all round.

The only thing i blame diamonds for in all this is the 2 in a flat working, not good and the standard of flats we fuck in is shite

[DaveMugabe]

it is where piss comes from lol...i'm pretty sure the back passage would smell of shit too 

Read up on your anatomy my friend.  Piss does not come out of the cunt- it comes out of a small tube slightly to the nort.  Cunts only smell of piss if they dont clean themselves- as Maxxblue says

[Toshiba]

Read up on your anatomy my friend.  Piss does not come out of the cunt- it comes out of a small tube slightly to the nort.  Cunts only smell of piss if they dont clean themselves- as Maxxblue says

 

[denyason]

u mean the urethra.

[Kev3773]

Wasn't that what Archimedes said ?     

[DaveMugabe]

Did he piss in the bath?