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External Link/Members OnlyIt’s probably fair to say I’ll never get the chance to shag any member of BlackPink, so I figured this beauty was my next best option. Being a massage person anyway, as you’ll see from my other reviews, and also not wanting to spend £300, I booked Eva for 1 hour b2b at a still rather steep £150.
She absolutely looks like her pictures, there’s no deception there or even photoshop, she is a genuine stunning Chinese beauty, She lives in an impressive flat in an upmarket part of London, befitting the premium price tag. By contrast the actual room where the action happens is rather stark - consisting of a bed, a desk, a gaming chair, a shower, and not much else.
After a quick shower I lay down on the bed, she stripped down and she started the ‘massage’. It’s fair to say that she has no clue, that massage isn’t really something she has thought through as a service, and that really she’s an escort. All that stuff on her profile must have been written by someone else. First thing she said is she has no oil

but she proceeded to rub her breasts over my back anyway in a vague b2b which was nice. Then some nonsensical attempt at shiatsu I think, i.e. just press down on various spinal and other parts with all your weight until you hear something crack. Thank god it didn’t.
After probably about 10 minutes of this it was ‘time to turn over’. I was surprised but not complaining as I didn’t really want to do another 20-30 minutes of this and just wanted to get my hands (and eyes) on her body. It was at this point I discovered the plus side of the fact that she’s not a masseuse - she was licking me all over, nibbling my ear, kissing me, and generally giving me more of an full-frontal escort experience. But she was trying to bring me off by hand already.
I delayed the inevitable a bit longer, but it was clear we were going to be done way before the hour, so I just thought fuck it and took control, flipping her over onto her front, legs together, and started rubbing myself up against her, something I’ve always wanted to do with a girl, especially one so sexy. Eventually I creamed myself with my cock buried in the Y of her bum and thighs. She was a bit surprised by this but I’m sure no harm was done.
When I checked my phone after leaving I hadn’t been in there much more than 30 minutes, so really this should have been a neutral or negative. But as I got more than I bargained for out of the session, and she’s just so

, I didn’t mind as much as I should.
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