Katye. The Romanian experience from Sweden. Jewellery Quarter, Birmingham, B1.
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External Link/Members Only Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyPreface: When I first came across this lady's profile I was mesmerised by the eyebrow raising on her introductory video. Along with her unusual features that would qualify her as an exotic extra in a 'Carry On' movie selected solely for her appearance and not for her acting skills, her hip's were quite the attraction too.
With hindsight and now a lesson learnt, the attraction was more curiosity, libido deception.
Hidden Image/Members OnlyCommunication: Good
Service requested: Oral and sex. 30 minutes, £60.
Venue: A modern flat in the Jewelry Quarter, Birmingham. Free street parking in the evening. There is a reason she chose to mention directions in her profile.
Excerpt:
'so guys when you come to visit me, please make sure you don’t talk loud in front of my building, just follow my instructions carefully, so no one will get lost lol' She's useless at giving direction to her apartment. You'd think these girls would actually walk the instruction they give. Obviously I wasn't the only one confused. I sensed an attitude in her voice when I couldn't find the entrance and wondered whether I should walk. Some European girls will come across as aggressive with their accent. So I let it go as I wasn't certain.
The Lady, Sweden sex: Images are true but she seemed slimmer in person with an early pregnancy looking podge. 5'7" ish tall, blonde bombshell criteria. Wore black underwear. Great tits, perfect text book look and size. Felt fake/firm but i can't say for sure. She didn't smile from what i can remember but managed a smirk as i would hand over payment. She had a tan to her skin. Not the stereotypical Swede I'd envisioned.
an abyss: No kissing, not that I had requested so. OW was only just functional. As my cock grew the condom developed air bubbles and I knew this was going to be hard work. Few read the instructions that come with the condoms. Itself one of the biggest environmental disasters since anybody cared for trees.
We started in missionary. No pelvic floor engagement and straight away the transactional nature became apparent as she also turned her face away from mine. I then bent her over hoping for better. The sight certainly was although not entirely my preference, I like a bit more meat on an ass. With my cock disappearing into her vagina as though it was an interdimensional portal that felt like an abyss, I struggled for sensation. I would pump away longer than my normal 2 minutes. The sweat formed on my brow just before my prostate light would ignite, I was going to climax....then the dreaded words "you must come now" and the light extinguished. 'Great' I thought. I know I had plenty of time left despite her showering after the initial greeting (and before the intimacy commenced). Wondering what on earth i was doing with this girl I continued disappointed. Looking down i watched my cock pulling on her labia majora during the withdrawal stroke, it was a sight, the light returned. I climaxed silently mirroring her ecstatic emotional offering considering our intimate circumstance. Maybe my cock was too small. There's more noise when i wank.
Summary: A below mediocre rating. The experience felt laboured. I have my suspicions she could be Romanian, the hallmarks were all there. Just your regular 'good-looking shit shag'.
