External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyBackground:Saw her profile pop up in the morning and she looked brand new and almost too good to be true. Young, insanely pretty, middle of the road pricing and a decent Likes list. I don't usually go for younger women at all, but she looked smoking hot and it was a case of FOMO if I didn't see her and YOLO if I did. Managed to make myself free from commitments for the afternoon and headed into Brum.
The Comms:Rang her first, but went to answer machine, so fired off a text with my required time, length of session, requests and the price (80 for half an hour - and to include facial or CIM in that). Three minutes later got a reply saying: "Yes". Game on!! Asked for postcode and address and that was also sent straightaway. Agreed to see her in an hour's time and she replied with a "Thanks baby". So far, so good.
Did a couple of chores in town and then took car nearer to her venue (a block of modern apartments between Bath Row and Broad Street). Parked up and paid for an hour. At two minutes to the appointed time I let her know I was there and asked for the door code and flat no. She (I say she but I suspect it was a maid or similar) replied with "Baby I need 20 min. You can waiting." I was obviously a bit put out, but tbh these things happen (we don't like it when they run over, but we all know they do - and she was so fucking hot!) so said "As long as it's no more than that". She repeated "20 min", so I thought still got time, relax, she'll be worth the wait... (how the little head rules us!).
After 15 minutes she texts asking me what colour lingerie I want her to wear(!) - never been asked that before! What do I know or care about what colours she's got? Said, Whatever suits you. She replied "OK, love". It was now 19 minutes past and I expected the "Come on up" text imminently.
22 minutes past, still nothing - texted "Are you ready yet? I'm running out of time for the car". Reply came back: "2 min, baby". Told myself to be patient.
Half past the hour and nothing. Wait five minutes.
It's now 36 minutes. Texted her again: Are you ready, send me the code, etc, etc. She replies: "I give now". At fucking last I thought...
40 minutes past the hour, she still hasn't sent the code, so I text again... In the meantime I re-park the car and pay for another hour.
45 minutes past the hour (and spitting feathers at this point) I text and tell her to 'forget it and that I'm going, I've had enough, what a lack of respect keeping me waiting ¾ hour.' Never a single explanation or reply back to this.
So a wasted afternoon and I was too fucking angry and out of time to find a Plan B. Went home. Waste of time, waste of parking charges, waste of little blue pill, waste of opportunity.
Conclusion:Well pretty obvious - avoid like the plague (pun intended). Complete timewaster and almost certainly doing a conveyor belt service. If she wasn't so smoking hot, I'd have told her where to stick the original 20 minutes at the time, but I thought it'd be worth it in the end. Clearly not.
The only thing I will say is that I have a sneaky suspicion the girl herself might not have even been aware of all the arrangements. Her given age is 18 (probably not true but she is young) and she's a latin girl (her profile says she's Spanish, but I would imagine she's probably from Latin America) and I doubt her English and organisational abilities would be up to par to do all this on her own, so I'm assuming all this was being handled by someone else who was just slotting punters in to her left, right and centre.
I also have a suspicion that "Porn Yolanda" (who is also FAF!) might also be part of the same little group judging by how both profiles are written. Either way, I consider myself respectful, punctual and accommodating - and I really dislike being taken for a ride (or not, as it were!).
And yes, because I know you'll all say it, I SHOULD have left within 10-15 minutes, but we've all been there - you get fixated in your head as to how good this is going to be and so I'll wait just a few minutes more because finding a decent Plan B will waste another hour or more, so you stick it out.
Anyway, Merry Christmas to all you lucky fuckers that did get laid today! Next time!
