xX British Lauren Xx - Chelmsford

[PeteJ50]

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There are a few mixed reviews on this girl and I should have taken notice.
Paid £50 for 15 mins originally £80 for Half hour
I saw Lauren a couple of days ago in Chelmsford
Arranged meet by text, asked for a lap dance and strip tease to start but said that's not her thing. this is where I should have just had a wank.
Flat was tidy with 2 single beds. Her flat is near to the cemetery
She is the girl in the pics.
After money was sorted she asked me to get undressed which I was happy to do, she them got her wet wipes out and started to clean my old chap which was already clean.
After  getting me hard she then said I'm to big and that we couldn't have penetrative sex (im not that big). Lauren asked if I wanted to do 15 min instead and just have a bj which was protected.
I decided to go with a bj which was ok. I then finished off cumming over her tits, was also told to make sure I controlled where I shot my load.
There was no dfk allowed but was told light kissing was aloud but it was more like a couple of pecks on the cheek and all the time she was watching the clock.
In all a pretty shit punt
Bad points
Clock watched
Doesn't do dfk or kissing
No penetrative sex
Moaned a lot
No lap dance
No striptease
Good Points
None

[oneeyesnake]

OP thanks for the review and sorry that you had a shite punt. The SP seems to be building a string of Negatives, wonder at what stage will people work it out that the service is below par and the phone begins to collect dust.

[Bornslippy]

Massive YAWN....she was removed from my HL many moons ago.
sorry for your loss ( time and money)
The video screen grabs look like a decent service could be offered mind

[George South]

Sorry to hear you had such crap service.
Her AW Profile says she is understandably concerned about STDs.
Stating an escort can see up to 20 clients a day.
But then if you offer a crap 15 minutes to each one.
20 clients a day is possible

[PilotMan]

I'm sure she is aware that she is getting shit reviews,  hence the reason she keeps changing her name from Chloe to Sophie and now Lauren (just like that other useless cunt in Chelmsford who changed her name so many times, who now seems to have hung up her stilettos, thankfully).

This girl has got an excuse for everything in order not to provide a service. Like telling me she's "on her monthly's" so as to limit what she will do. She reluctantly gave me my money back.

I'm glad that happened, because upon seeing her I didn't think it was her in the pictures, she was ugly and not toned at all. She looked soft and chubby.

[Bornslippy]

Glad you asked for your money back. I would have done exactly the same. Chubby average looking 20 somethings who think they have the God given rights to charge the earth for Rom style services.
Unfortunately many of the old farts that meet these young girls are simply in awe of having a naked girl 40 years younger lying next to them...."cough" Gorgeous "cough" Georgia is a prime example

[PeteJ50]

I'm sure she is aware that she is getting shit reviews,  hence the reason she keeps changing her name from Chloe to Sophie and now Lauren (just like that other useless cunt in Chelmsford who changed her name so many times, who now seems to have hung up her stilettos, thankfully).

This girl has got an excuse for everything in order not to provide a service. Like telling me she's "on her monthly's" so as to limit what she will do. She reluctantly gave me my money back.

I'm glad that happened, because upon seeing her I didn't think it was her in the pictures, she was ugly and not toned at all. She looked soft and chubby.

Should have defiantly asked for my money back but you know what us old boys are like with young girls