Putting the condom on.

[Rochdull lad]

I didn't want to hi-jack the thread about WGs providing the bare essentials, but I've recently seen a WG who asked me to put the condom on.

I'd never used condoms before I began punting because the late Mrs R L and I got married before HIV+ became common, so we naturally always went bareback.

However, since I began punting almost 10 years ago [about 18 months after Mrs R L passed on], my experience has always been that: 1] the WG provides the condom; 2] she takes it out of its foil container, presumably so that I can't deviously prick it before it goes on[?!]; then 3] she puts it on me.

Now I'm with a WG who provides a condom but won't put it on me.  Even as I type this, I can imagine some [many?] of you thinking, "WTF is he going on about?"

But what she didn't realise is that she has infinitely more experience in putting them on a bloke than I do in putting one on myself.  And that I found the pause while we were "discussing" the matter somewhat, erm, "deflating".

Am I alone in this experience?  If not, how do others among you deal with it?

[Toshiba]

I struggle to put them on and it can kinda lose the moment

The good ones use their mouths

[Rochdull lad]

Can I amend that to read, "The best ones use their mouths.", Holycrosser?

That is the best service of all, and adds to the moment, imo.

[threechilliman]

Can I amend that to read, "The best ones use their mouths.", Holycrosser?

That is the best service of all, and adds to the moment, imo.

Very much the case. I'm all 'fiddly' with condoms mainly because I'm not familiar with them. All WG's, when they go on their training course (!) should be taught the art of putting a condom on with their mouths.

A few have used their mouths, notably frankiemanchester, who was very deft about it. She possibly holds the world record time for getting a condom out of the packet and on to your cock without using her hands. She also went on to provide the best blowjob I've ever had. God knows where all the saliva came from...

tcm

[AnthG]

The only thing I really don't like about putting the condom on is I genuinely cannot tell when its wrapped up which way is up.

So this means you try it, try to roll it out and then sometimes have that heart stopping moment when you realize its the wrong way around and thus cannot unroll and then need to turn it around and then unroll.

The thing is, reading some guides on the net this can render the condom effectively worthless (for the ladies perspective) which is something I do not like.

[touch.and.go]

The only thing I really don't like about putting the condom on is I genuinely cannot tell when its wrapped up which way is up.

So this means you try it, try to roll it out and then sometimes have that heart stopping moment when you realize its the wrong way around and thus cannot unroll and then need to turn it around and then unroll.

The thing is, reading some guides on the net this can render the condom effectively worthless (for the ladies perspective) which is something I do not like.

Once you've started to unroll it the wrong way, you should bin it anyway, as the side that touches her pussy has touched your bell-end. I generally supply my own condoms and am happy to put them on - but agree with the comments below about the impact of a well delivered oral application of a condom.

If my cock starts to wilt when the condom goes on, I ignore fucking for a minute and revert to RO or rimming - that normally gets things going again. 

[k]

The way I dread is for the woman to stretch it out and snap it over in one go, sometimes the teat ends up on the top of the cock, rather than where the jap's eye is, and it's got air in it (the teat that is), which shouldn't be.  I prefer to roll it on myself, holding the teat to expel the air.  Durex package their products in a consistent manner and I now always get which is the inside and which is the outside. 

I suspect the reason why women stretch them out is to try and eliminate the problem of working out which way is correct, but if it's applied in this manner and the wrong way round it can still cause problems.

[AnthG]

Once you've started to unroll it the wrong way, you should bin it anyway, as the side that touches her pussy has touched your bell-end.

Exactly, but try telling a prostitute this. Prostitutes are skin flints and if I told them that the condom has become worthless and needs to be chucked out I really do worry I run the risk of being told that's it then, sex is out - I have literally been on a few punts when the girl only had one, and frequently been on punts where she only had two condoms left for the whole punt.

[touch.and.go]

Exactly, but try telling a prostitute this. Prostitutes are skin flints and if I told them that the condom has become worthless and needs to be chucked out I really do worry I run the risk of being told that's it then, sex is out - I have literally been on a few punts when the girl only had one, and frequently been on punts where she only had two condoms left for the whole punt.

I think WGs can get condoms free from AW - but take your own - that way you get to use your preferred brand and won't run out. 

[k]

Exactly, but try telling a prostitute this. Prostitutes are skin flints and if I told them that the condom has become worthless and needs to be chucked out I really do worry I run the risk of being told that's it then, sex is out - I have literally been on a few punts when the girl only had one, and frequently been on punts where she only had two condoms left for the whole punt.

The rest were on the washing line in the bathroom 

[k]

I think WGs can get condoms free from AW - but take your own - that way you get to use your preferred brand and won't run out.

Free from the GUM clinic

[AnthG]

I think WGs can get condoms free from AW - but take your own - that way you get to use your preferred brand and won't run out.

I have been told never to do this as most girls will flat out refuse to touch them incase I have tampered with them.

Unless I bring a boxed sealed brand new set. Which going through a box of new condoms just to use one or two in a punt and effectively throw away the rest is expensive.

[k]

There were cases of counterfeit condoms being sold through corner shops last year.  If I ever supply condoms I buy from Boots and hand the box over in Boots bag with receipt.

[AnthG]

For the girls reading this, I have been recommended this website for bulk buying condoms in the past.

External Link/Members Only

e.g 144 x Mates Ultra Thins for £15.40.

Stock up on different types.

They come as bags of condoms so punters couldn't buy them as like I say girls wont trust you haven't tampered with them.

[sarahjayneleeds]

Free from the GUM clinic

I got these free today from the clinic. Not sure about the "Love You" ones for working 

External Link/Members Only

[k]

I got these free today from the clinic. Not sure about the "Love You" ones for working 

External Link/Members Only

The handbag ones are closer to the truth.

[cockneybstrd]

I have been told never to do this as most girls will flat out refuse to touch them incase I have tampered with them.

Unless I bring a boxed sealed brand new set. Which going through a box of new condoms just to use one or two in a punt and effectively throw away the rest is expensive.

Just use the other ones when your picking up Civvies.

[charming_red]

I think I've put a condom on myself only 1 or 2 times during punts. All other times its been the WG and sometimes with her mouth! I can understand your feelings having to do it yourself, it does indeed put a dampner on the whole punt.

Anyone having difficulty putting one on, just get a few and practice at home!

[yorkshire123]

Never had a prossie ask me to put it on myself, good job really as I'm fucking useless at it.

Ref taking your own, quite difficult for me & very high risk, I can explain another phone, i can explain the odd blue pill in my wallet but Mrs Y finding a condom in my possession would be very difficult to explain as i had my plums snipped over 15 years ago. 

[cockneybstrd]

Never had a prossie ask me to put it on myself, good job really as I'm fucking useless at it.

Ref taking your own, quite difficult for me & very high risk, I can explain another phone, i can explain the odd blue pill in my wallet but Mrs Y finding a condom in my possession would be very difficult to explain as i had my plums snipped over 15 years ago. 

Cant you claim your an international drug mule or baron and you have the condoms for that purpose only ??

[yorkshire123]

Cant you claim your an international drug mule or baron and you have the condoms for that purpose only ??

Probably but the end result would be my plums forcibly removed & stored in a jar in the kitchen cupboard 

[CBPaul]

Only happened a couple of times and the first time it took me completely by surprise, I'm sure it was a distraction tactic as she emptied an entire bottle of lube into herself.

[CBPaul]

Never had a prossie ask me to put it on myself, good job really as I'm fucking useless at it.

Ref taking your own, quite difficult for me & very high risk, I can explain another phone, i can explain the odd blue pill in my wallet but Mrs Y finding a condom in my possession would be very difficult to explain as i had my plums snipped over 15 years ago. 

I was wondering about starting to take my own earlier, when this thread first started, but to be caught with a condom or two would also mean end of plums for me. Buggered if I can think of a viable reason for having them.

[pokenn]

I'm a bit amazed at this thread. How hard is it to put on a Johnny? I'm also from the pre-AIDS generation, so was mostly bare-back in my younger days. But I've never struggled with this.

I often put the condom on myself in a punt, but that's because the girl is often tied up.

[Daffodil]

Come on guys, can't/don't know how to put a condom on? Are you all 12 or something?

[webpunter]

Come on guys, can't/don't know how to put a condom on? Are you all 12 or something?

+1 / if you can't figure out how to put it on then you don't deserve to get laid
I normally take like 3 or 4 condoms.  I like the non-latex ones.  On the basis that there may be some baby oil involved before.  Which is bad with latex.  Plus if on a longer booking then a good idea to change after maybe 20mins - half hour.  This means that if i feel i'm getting close then this provides a natural break.  i have mentioned on another thread that a couple of girlies insist on a condom change after a while - as less chance of breakage.  To avoid any suspicion of tampering with them then i normally put the nodder wallet on the bed & suggest that they take their pick - in a roundabout way.  Think that if you look suspicious then they'll act accordingly.  I say something like i'm crap at putting them on and then smile and say that i'm sure that they will be a bit better.  I've never had a problem with this approach.  And cheapy nodders seem to strangle the fuck out of little WP & have less feel

[Aspen]

I think I've put a condom on myself only 1 or 2 times during punts. All other times its been the WG and sometimes with her mouth!

I've never had one not put it on herself. I thought they always did.

[Jim Panzee]

Probably a dumb question but can you get them with variable teet sizes ?

[Daffodil]

Probably a dumb question but can you get them with variable teet sizes ?

Yes, I believe they state that after tensile strength and working load 

[SeekingtheTruth]

Come on guys, can't/don't know how to put a condom on? Are you all 12 or something?

Exactly what I was thinking, it's hardly a complicated maneuver and doesn't take much skill. Kind of like removing a bra.

[potato]

I often put the condom on myself in a punt, but that's because the girl is often tied up.

With you on that one 

You would think that a girl would insist on putting the condom on with a guy she has never met before, just to make sure its fitted correctly and intact.  There are a few unscrupulous guys out there that given the opportunity, would stress the condom so it failed and they could enjoy a bit of BB fucking on the quiet - before whipping it off for a porn star finish without the girl being any the wiser..

[smiths]

I didn't want to hi-jack the thread about WGs providing the bare essentials, but I've recently seen a WG who asked me to put the condom on.

I'd never used condoms before I began punting because the late Mrs R L and I got married before HIV+ became common, so we naturally always went bareback.

However, since I began punting almost 10 years ago [about 18 months after Mrs R L passed on], my experience has always been that: 1] the WG provides the condom; 2] she takes it out of its foil container, presumably so that I can't deviously prick it before it goes on[?!]; then 3] she puts it on me.

Now I'm with a WG who provides a condom but won't put it on me.  Even as I type this, I can imagine some [many?] of you thinking, "WTF is he going on about?"

But what she didn't realise is that she has infinitely more experience in putting them on a bloke than I do in putting one on myself.  And that I found the pause while we were "discussing" the matter somewhat, erm, "deflating".

Am I alone in this experience?  If not, how do others among you deal with it?

No your not alone RL. On ocassion some WGs have asked me to put it on, usually saying they dont want to hurt my cock so better for me to do so. Now after over 30 years using condoms with WGs i rarely get a deflate as i am quick at getting the condom on.

Most EE WGs have been VERY careful to not allow me to do this over the years, they were wanted the condom on me without me touching it first.

I do prefer the WG to put it on assuming she isnt an idiot using a condom a size too small ensuring it doesnt fit properly and is more tricky to get on, or put it on with her mouth which can be very nice.

[smiths]

For the girls reading this, I have been recommended this website for bulk buying condoms in the past.

External Link/Members Only

e.g 144 x Mates Ultra Thins for £15.40.

Stock up on different types.

They come as bags of condoms so punters couldn't buy them as like I say girls wont trust you haven't tampered with them.

I have ordered through Freedoms myself, no problems.

Although some forum WGs have posted over the years that they wouldnt use condoms supplied by a punter in case he has put a pin prick in them i have had little problem with WGs i have punted with using the condoms i supplied. I ALWAYS have my own condoms on me anyway in case needed.

[Daffodil]

I have ordered through Freedoms myself, no problems.

Although some forum WGs have posted over the years that they wouldnt use condoms supplied by a punter in case he has put a pin prick in them i have had little problem with WGs i have punted with using the condoms i supplied. I ALWAYS have my own condoms on me anyway in case needed.

Some punters take everything a prossie says as gospel, those of us who have been doing it longer know better   

[smiths]

I'm a bit amazed at this thread. How hard is it to put on a Johnny? I'm also from the pre-AIDS generation, so was mostly bare-back in my younger days. But I've never struggled with this.

I often put the condom on myself in a punt, but that's because the girl is often tied up.

I started shagging girlfriends pre-AIDS but always used a condom as neither of us wanted to risk them getting pregnant which then was the big worry of going BB.

[akauya]

I don't have a problem putting condoms on; having been to many parties helped. But I did get asked once by a prossie to put on, not one but TWO condoms before fucking her. This was ages ago, long before EE prossies arrived on the scene and when English prossies offered very limited services and got away with pretty much anything. Luckily she was gorgeous and I was desperate to fuck her so didn't have the deflating problem (and I was much younger then) but it was annoying having to fuck with two condoms on.

[smiths]

Some punters take everything a prossie says as gospel, those of us who have been doing it longer know better   

Indeed, and it extends to many things like many forum WGs will say they go to the GUM on a regular basis, well some might but its not provable so of no use to me. Its blindingly obvious saying you do go to the GUM looks better on a forum than saying you dont.

Hotels is another one. The times i have read forum WGs say they only punt in a punters hotel room when he has given them the room number and name so they can ring the hotel and check. When i used to punt with WGs in my hotel room this never happened as no WG ever asked for that info, i simply met them in the bar or foyer which was handy as i could eye them up before committing myself. All they had was my mobile number.

IMO forum WGs views and experiences if true arent that representative of WGs as a whole, perhaps some are more savvy, no doubt some post what they think punters want to hear and the more gullible punter believes it. Dont just blindly believe what a forum WG posts is my advice to all.

[Daffodil]

Indeed, and it extends to many things like many forum WGs will say they go to the GUM on a regular basis, well some might but its not provable so of no use to me. Its blindingly obvious saying you do go to the GUM looks better on a forum than saying you dont.

Hotels is another one. The times i have read forum WGs say they only punt in a punters hotel room when he has given them the room number and name so they can ring the hotel and check. When i used to punt with WGs in my hotel room this never happened as no WG ever asked for that info, i simply met them in the bar or foyer which was handy as i could eye them up before committing myself. All they had was my mobile number.

IMO forum WGs views and experiences if true arent that representative of WGs as a whole, perhaps some are more savvy, no doubt some post what they think punters want to hear and the more gullible punter believes it. Dont just blindly believe what a forum WG posts is my advice to all.

Agree entirely. The last paragraph in particular.

[smiths]

I don't have a problem putting condoms on; having been to many parties helped. But I did get asked once by a prossie to put on, not one but TWO condoms before fucking her. This was ages ago, long before EE prossies arrived on the scene and when English prossies offered very limited services and got away with pretty much anything. Luckily she was gorgeous and I was desperate to fuck her so didn't have the deflating problem (and I was much younger then) but it was annoying having to fuck with two condoms on.

According to the advice i got from the GUM using 2 comdoms at once isnt recommended, it can be more potentially risky than using one. I started punting just as AIDS was all over the news and we were all going to die of it, as a consequence i punted with a number of panicking WGs who insisted on using 2 condoms.

[ArtVandalay]

Happened to me recently for the first time too

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=32543.0

I wasn't too happy about it

[Thepacifist]

In my experiences, the girl has always put the condom on. Very rarely with their mouths.

[webpunter]

I don't have a problem putting condoms on; having been to many parties helped. But I did get asked once by a prossie to put on, not one but TWO condoms before fucking her. This was ages ago, long before EE prossies arrived on the scene and when English prossies offered very limited services and got away with pretty much anything. Luckily she was gorgeous and I was desperate to fuck her so didn't have the deflating problem (and I was much younger then) but it was annoying having to fuck with two condoms on.

Reading this is a 1st for me.  Bizarre.  Least if one falls off then there is the other.  Plus a couple of benefits:

1/ you take longer to shoot your bolt
2/ it makes your cock a bit bigger

[smiths]

Reading this is a 1st for me.  Bizarre.  Least if one falls off then there is the other.  Plus a couple of benefits:

1/ you take longer to shoot your bolt
2/ it makes your cock a bit bigger

As i posted above the GUM staff tell me its more RISKY to use two condoms than one so no benefits to doing so in my view.

[rolf32313]

As i posted above the GUM staff tell me its more RISKY to use two condoms than one so no benefits to doing so in my view.

This is basic stuff guys, you never use 2 condoms unless you want both to fail and a BB + cream-pie finish.

[pokenn]

Have NEVER used ( or been asked to use) 2 condoms. As others have said there's more risk of condom tearing and I'd think it would be massively less pleasurable.

And if anyone is having trouble with putting on a condom, just buy some and practice on your own. There's probably even youtube tutorial videos.

[webpunter]

As i posted above the GUM staff tell me its more RISKY to use two condoms than one so no benefits to doing so in my view.

I was just having a laugh & taking the piss.  Never knew more risky with two nodders though.  Hard enuf to get one onto little WP - let alone two
Thanks for the tip.  Don't think that i'll be trying this out though

[akauya]

As i posted above the GUM staff tell me its more RISKY to use two condoms than one so no benefits to doing so in my view.

This is basic stuff guys, you never use 2 condoms unless you want both to fail and a BB + cream-pie finish.

That's true but remember this was early 80s when everyone was paranoid about HIV etc. Luckily condoms stayed put and didn't split. It was very tight though. I remember this prossie had a twin sister who was also a prossie and I fucked them both - although not at the same time.

The twin sister wasn't as paranoid, she was happy with one condom.

[smiths]

That's true but remember this was early 80s when everyone was paranoid about HIV etc. Luckily condoms stayed put and didn't split. It was very tight though. I remember this prossie had a twin sister who was also a prossie and I fucked them both - although not at the same time.

The twin sister wasn't as paranoid, she was happy with one condom.

Indeed, and i experienced the same as i posted in my post 38 on this thread. I just thought it important for those who might not be aware that wearing 2 condoms isnt safer than wearing one, its more risky.

[smiths]

I was just having a laugh & taking the piss.  Never knew more risky with two nodders though.  Hard enuf to get one onto little WP - let alone two
Thanks for the tip.  Don't think that i'll be trying this out though

No worries and your wise not to try it in my view.

[webpunter]

I remember this prossie had a twin sister who was also a prossie and I fucked them both - although not at the same time.
The twin sister wasn't as paranoid, she was happy with one condom.

Shame not at the same time or one after the other
Could have been like an F1 pitshop.  Shag the 1st with two nodders.  Wip off the top one & hey presto you're ready to go with the sister
Am i clever or what !