Author Topic: TS Roberta Cortes - Belgravia  (Read 10118 times)

Offline TheMagnet

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I originally saw Roberta when she was in London circa 3 years ago, I was still new to regularly punting TSs so I think that affected the meet on that occasion.  I enjoyed myself but not as much as I could have and that was on me, Roberta was great.  I think as I was still new to it all I was overthinking rather than just enjoying myself.

Fast forward to present day I see she’s back and I really wanted to try again but this time I knew that I’d enjoy it to the fullest.

Originally tried to negotiate but she held her ground so that wasn’t going to happen.  I knew I needed the full hour and that was £300 which is the most I have ever paid for a punt so went ahead as I knew what to expect from her.

She’s staying with Carla Brazil in a basement flat in Knightsbridge.  She was easy to get hold of via WhatsApp.

Roberta is slim, tanned, about 5’8” and her cock is around 7 inches with slightly above average girth.  Her English is great, it’s always good to be able to have a proper conversation, makes a massive difference to the punt!

She asked me what type of session I’m into and I confirmed I like a versatile meet.  So with payment out of the way I start undressing and she’s already groping me from behind and I can feel her cock pushing against my ass.  Things are already getting steamy!

There was plenty of DFK and I sucked her cock.  She’s definitely on the dominant side and I knew she was going to own my ass! So she wants me in doggy and that’s what she got! She pounded me hard putting her arm around my neck real tight (struggled to breathe! Lol) and afterwards both hands opening my mouth real wide, all the while talking dirty to me (can’t remember half the things she said but it really turned me on!).

She pounding me for a while in doggy with my legs wide and then my legs closed, she was directing it all, my ass was there for her pleasure and she wasn’t shy to tell me what she wanted.  She eventually erupted in the bag as she banged me in prone position, she was going to pull out but told her to stay put so we had a convo whilst she still had her cock in my ass as it slowly got soft (enjoyed that!)

So we cleaned up and then had a chat for a short while and she was almost forgetting about the versatile session that I had mentioned but then after I reminded her it was my turn and she sucked my cock and sat on it and bounced up and down on it talking dirty until I erupted to a climax.

I enjoyed the session with her and left feeling satisfied with our night’s antics!

So would I see her again? I’d like to but she’s on the super high end price wise so at best it would have to be an occasional treat but definitely enjoyed and had absolutely no regrets.  She owned my ass!  :lol:

Overall 9 out of 10.

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Offline TheMagnet

Roberta has contacted me after reading this review to inform me that i have misrepresented the size of her cock and it is 9 inches not 7!


Offline lamboman

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Roberta has contacted me after reading this review to inform me that i have misrepresented the size of her cock and it is 9 inches not 7!

 :lol: she probably measures from the base of her bollocks.
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Offline Yakuza0

Roberta has contacted me after reading this review to inform me that i have misrepresented the size of her cock and it is 9 inches not 7!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline cloud

Roberta has contacted me after reading this review to inform me that i have misrepresented the size of her cock and it is 9 inches not 7!


She has even posted a tweet about it with a video showing it!

Offline TheMagnet

Fair play to her if I got it wrong  :unknown:

Maybe we can get an independent adjudicator in from Guinness World Records to make it official and settle this urban myth?  :sarcastic:

Maybe she can post a verification picture with her cock next to a ruler or tape measure or better still take a picture next to a horse to emphasise her horse like proportions?  :lol:

Offline killerbees

Fair play to her if I got it wrong  :unknown:

Maybe we can get an independent adjudicator in from Guinness World Records to make it official and settle this urban myth?  :sarcastic:

Maybe she can post a verification picture with her cock next to a ruler or tape measure or better still take a picture next to a horse to emphasise her horse like proportions?  :lol:

Haha! I bet Norris McWhirter would have loved to adjudicate.
As if she tweeted about your review  :lol: you've hit the big time Magnet...

Her tweet mentions that you referred to her cock size as small which you never did.
She should be happy that you posted a positive review in the first place really.

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Offline killerbees

Dedication’s What You Need…. If you wanna be a record breaker!  …..

 :lol: :lol:

Some of the replies to her tweet about Magnet's review are hilarious. Tbh I think her reaction to the measurement of her member makes her look a bit unhinged and arrogant and would put me off booking her.

Who is going to brave it and bring a tape measure to their next punt with her and put an end to this lol

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:lol: :lol:

Some of the replies to her tweet about Magnet's review are hilarious. Tbh I think her reaction to the measurement of her member makes her look a bit unhinged and arrogant and would put me off booking her.

Who is going to brave it and bring a tape measure to their next punt with her and put an end to this lol

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Fair play to her if only she toured I would.
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Offline LarryLA53

I saw Roberta a few weeks ago and I'm gonna side with her. Seven inches doesn't nearly cover it. Having had all of that pounding and grinding into me, that ain't 7. She's right up there with Dominique and Jenessa in size, it's just she's more skillful so it doesn't hurt as much.
Also worth mentioning that the last time I spent £300 for an hour of sex it was for the spit roast sisters in Hammersmith and this was a lot better. Sometimes you buy honey and it just tastes great and then sometimes you spend a little extra and get Manuka honey and you know immediately why you paid more. Roberta Cortes is the Manuka honey of tg escorts. The special occasion girl.

Offline TheMagnet

Honestly I don’t really care anymore how big her cock is.

If I said 7 and it’s really 9 then so be it, I didn’t bring a tape measure and it spent most of the time in my ass.

It was the barrage of messages that she was sending, telling me to correct the review that pissed me off, not very discreet on her part!

Sometimes I question whether it was worth leaving the review in the first place. 

Some of her messages were very passive aggressive, saying some shit about some people feel the need to document everything they do!

The irony is that this ‘documentation’ may have bought her some business that she may not have otherwise received, who knows?  :unknown:
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Offline LarryLA53

One thing we can agree on is that she offers a pretty spectacular service.