Author Topic: Australian Olivia - Angel/Islington - Top marks for her!  (Read 7435 times)


20 review(s) for Olivia Aussie  (18 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline nickdick99

Not sure if this counts as a review as nothing sexual ended up happend but want to post as the girl gets top marks.

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I had been wanting to see Olivia for ages but always had trouble getting a appointment, messaged her and said if she had any availability for that evening, and would really like to see her before she goes away for abit. She wrote back that she could stay later than she normaly does if that would be ok with me so booked in for 9pm.

She is near Angel station, and my smart phone that I use in my every day life went flat and I needed it for google maps as my punting phone is an old phone without gps stuff.  I exited the tube and called Olivia off my punting phone and very relieved she picked up straight away (her profile says only text).
 I said I am without google maps and not sure where to go. She stay on the phone with me, she got dressed and came walking down the street. We found each other and she was quite charming, was not annoyed at all. Very nice girl.

Got back to her flat, I gave her the money and went to have a shower. Somewhere in the 10 seconds between me taking my clothes off and getting in the shower I began to feel very very sick and unfortunaley I vomited all over the bath/ shower area. It happened a few times and then she knocked on the door and asked if I was ok. I said I would be out in a minute. A few mintues passed and I felt ok to get dressed and open the bathroom door and she was standing right there. She looked at the mess I had made and was saying “oh my god are you ok?” Diddnt seem to bat an eyelid at the mess I had made.
She got quite authoritive\ stern and told me to go lie down. She bought a bucket out and sat on the floor near my head for a while.
I asked for a drink of water and she went and came back with my water AND my money. “Im not going to charge you to come to my place and be sick, Im a bitch but not THAT much of one.” Not wanting to seem like a rude person I protested and said it’s not her fault, I had already made her stay later than she normally and totally mess up her bathroom.  I think she wanted to make me feel not so guilty as she said ‘haha that’s not the worst Ive seen’. She was insistent not to take money, but in the end she took 20.

 So in the end, at her place for about 40 minutes. I did send her a message later to apologize again, hope I haven’t annoyed her to much as I haven’t heard back yet, and I really do want a booking as looks wise she is very my type and her personality is 10/10.
{I have also got myself a better punting phone}

Offline Fuzzyduck

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Thanks for the "review". In these somewhat difficult times it's reassuring to see the human side of things and that she's a nice person (i.e. didn't go batshit). Good for her.

However, you've effected outed yourself to her. I'm sure she's well aware of UKP and, even if she doesn't visit here, I can't believe some fanboy or other punter doesn't mention this to her. Putting aside how she might feel about members of UKP and UKP reviews, I struggle to believe any future review you might do of Olivia could be objective.

Personally I wouldn't have shared such a specific incident and would have waited until I had seen her properly. Even then I might have kept it private.

Offline A Decent Fist

It's always good to find out that SPs are decent human beings.

If this forum was in the business of handing out awards – Pride of UKP instead of Pride of Britain – Olivia would be a shoo-in.

« Last Edit: December 10, 2021, 12:46:26 pm by A Decent Fist »

Offline JackSaint

It's always good to find out that SPs are decent human beings.

If this forum was in the business of handing out awards – Pride of UKP instead of Pride of Britain – Olivia would be a shoo-in.

Maybe we should start an awards section - The Whorescars or just stick to The Golden Globes?

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Any idea why you spontaneously vomited?

It would be reassuring to know you didn't infect her with some bug or flu.

Offline nickdick99

Any idea why you spontaneously vomited?

It would be reassuring to know you didn't infect her with some bug or flu.

Yes I beleive it was my late lunch, 2 of my companions also we're ill

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Yes I beleive it was my late lunch, 2 of my companions also we're ill

Wondering if this was on her profile before you booked, or added after your visit...  :D

“PS- Sorry to state the obvious (and it is just for the small minority) please do not book if you are feeling sick or have any kind of illness or infection- Covid or other. Much appreciated x”

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Either way she sounds like a good girl and seems to have a caring conscience as well as good feedback and a track record here. One for the H/L methinks.
 
« Last Edit: December 11, 2021, 02:47:44 am by Waterhouse »

Offline Freddie Boswell

Thanks for the "review". In these somewhat difficult times it's reassuring to see the human side of things and that she's a nice person (i.e. didn't go batshit). Good for her.

However, you've effected outed yourself to her. I'm sure she's well aware of UKP and, even if she doesn't visit here, I can't believe some fanboy or other punter doesn't mention this to her. Putting aside how she might feel about members of UKP and UKP reviews, I struggle to believe any future review you might do of Olivia could be objective.

Personally I wouldn't have shared such a specific incident and would have waited until I had seen her properly. Even then I might have kept it private.
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Offline funlovingguy

while the business is bloody inhuman on both sides and based only on money , its indeed good to see a kind act.

Offline Hobbit

Am I the only one that can't see the point of this review? Technically it's not a review of services provided. There is nothing here saying what services were provided, what she looked like and how the session went sexually.  :dash:

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Am I the only one that can't see the point of this review? Technically it's not a review of services provided. There is nothing here saying what services were provided, what she looked like and how the session went sexually.  :dash:
 

It is a review of a confirmed booking that went tits up, gives good info on the women involved and another side to this game.  :unknown:
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Offline Meursault

Agreed it's valuable information as it shows she's a genuine person.
I saw her when she first started in Covent Garden at £140 I think and thought she was genuine and friendly as well as being horny. Fairly plain looking but fine.
I'd pay £80/£140 but as a one pop guy £200 is not worth it for me.
I hope this inflation ends soon but I think Brexit and Covid has fucked us all for good

Offline sunbunny

Presumably Brexit "has fucked us all for good" if we restrict our punting to SPs from EU Member States?
Mind you, there still seems to be a fair few of them available?

Offline Meursault

Presumably Brexit "has fucked us all for good" if we restrict our punting to SPs from EU Member States?
Mind you, there still seems to be a fair few of them available?
My point is that prices have gone up since a lot of girls left due to brexit or aren't working due to covid.
I think the latter is the biggest influence tbh.
British girls have always been way over priced anyway.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2021, 09:52:23 pm by Meursault »