Sara Student girl - though if she’s a student then I’m a ballet dancer:
External Link/Members OnlyIf I’d read the bad reviews on here this would definitely not have been my debut London punt. My bad, I didn’t, so I got what I deserved, basically Fck all! Got let down by an earlier booking so needed a quick alternative in a tight punting window.
SSG looked good on AW, slim, busty, young, and near where I was - what’s not to love? Plus she answered first ring and sounded friendly enough so I booked an hour and made my way to her flat, near Bond Street. Decent enough place, not a hole like some I’ve been to.
Usual hide behind the door stuff, she looked good, biggish baps falling out of red dressing gown. Up three bloody flights of stairs though so was knackered by the time I got in the room, agreed £140 for the hour - two pops, yeah right, optimistic on my part…
Had a shower. Clean room, fresh towel etc but total lack of soap, had to shout for some - first warning sign I suppose.
Back in the room and she’s naked on the bed. Went for a kiss, she pulled her head away, second warning sign, but I was gagging for it so didn’t worry too much.
She’s dark and fairly pretty, nowt too special, five three, maybe, no fat on her, cute smallish arse, long Caesarian scar? (thanks spellcheck!) fully shaved down there, tidy enough. She said she was Spanish, not sure but who cares?
Offered me one of her tits, can’t tell you if real or fake, but was shapely, gave it good suck, but she pulled away when I went for the other one. Warning number three.
Gave me a bit of a wank then took the tip of my cock in her mouth, smooth as you like, felt good, but then spoiled it by putting a condom on with her mouth and giving me a painful toothy BJ. Took it in halfway maybe and did a bit of spitting which was good, but quickly moved me on to the fuck.
Now this was proper strange, she faced me in cowgirl and made the right noises, moves, but seemed to stop my knob properly going inside her. Could feel nothing! I got on top and she managed the same trick, kept her hand on me to restrict access.
I then Asked for doggy, got a bit further in, despite the ever-present hand, and she was pulling faces like I was John Holmes plowing her, sadly this is not how I’m built!
Got a bit bored to be honest, she wasn’t interested, and I’d had a few beers earlier and felt more sleepy than horny by this stage. So she ended up wanking me, even then I had to direct her down the shaft and not to squeeze the head so hard. You’d think she’d know how to do this by now… I came in the end, all over my stomach which she wiped off with my towel - really hope she washed it and didn’t give it to the next punter. Lol.
Lay there a bit but knew I’d not be up for round two, it was all a bit boring TBF and I wished I’d stayed home, had a wank and saved myself the time, money and effort. She wasn’t nasty and looked decent but you wonder why she bothers, ah I know, cos mugs like me think with their dicks and don’t read reviews first!