Author Topic: ElizabethJanex - Derby  (Read 2695 times)


8 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5852606) (7 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by stevedave]

Offline Lonestaruk

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I'm not too sure why I'm actually writing this as its her last day working today so its not going to influence anyone but I have had a few days to mull it over and I wanted to get my thoughts on the page.

She had been on my hot list for ages and I noticed that she was quitting the game so I rearranged a few meeting so I could disappear for an hour or so. I've had a few SPs on my list only for them to stop working and I've missed out so I didn't want miss another.

Price: £160 for the hour

Comms: This probably set the tone or influenced the meet. Emails were answered promptly and professionally although it feel a little bit too clinical at times but it was fine and too the point. I made mistakes in putting the booking form in twice (i put the wrong date). I was doing it late at night after a hard days work, whilst on my phone and trying to do it discreetly. I probably wasn't paying full attention and made a mistake twice with the date. I got a message saying she was starting to get suspicious. This was my fault but looking back, I feel this put a black mark against my name which set the tone for the meet.

The SP: I know they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but she is absolutely stunning and not in a fake WAG type way. Probably one of the most naturally beautiful girls I met. Stunning figure and great boobs. When I walked through the door, I was really excited for the next hour.

The meet: She sent through the postcode of where to park the day before and I sent a text once I had parked up and text came through within minutes with instructions on how to get to her apartment. I was ushered in and straight to the bedroom. Once the money had been sorted, I was told to take my clothes off and to get ready, things just felt a little bit cold. She advertised french kissing and in our communications she pointed out that it was only very light. I do like a good snog but thats her likes and I am fine with just light kissing however after the very first very very light kiss there was no more throughout the whole meet. We started off with a bit of mutual masturbation and I just got the impression that she would rather be anywhere else. We moved on to OWO which was very good but I occasionally would look down and see her staring into space which did feel a little like going through the motions. I do get quite sensitive and quite often, it kinda tickles but in a really nice way but everytime she did something which was nice and sensitive she would stop and ask am I ok, I'm not hurting you am I, it sort of ruined the flow. We moved to RO with her sat on my face which was probably the highlight of the meet. On with the condom and into reverse cowgirl for a bit and then onto doggy. It was all very nice but just seemed to lack something. I wasnt going to cum from penetration so we moved back to RO with her sat on my face and I came. It was probably about 45 mins in so there was a bit of a chat and I got dressed and out the door pretty much bang on time. I think this might have been a neutral as most things were alright but I think what finished it off was when I was walking out, she went in for a hug goodbye, I went to give a peck on the cheek with the hug and she just turned away.

Pros: Very attractive blond with a great figure.
Cons: the whole meet felt a little cold and just lacked anything that makes these meets feel good. Constantly asking if I'm ok and what do you want to do next. I just had the feeling that she didnt want to be there.

She has some very good reviews on here so whether it was me that she didnt like (did she make up her mind after the couple of mistakes in sending the booking through) or she was having an off day or just counting down to her finish day, only she would know but overall, I walked out without that skip in my step and smile on my face. The stars just didnt align on this occasion.

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It will be interesting to see if you get a thank you from EJ for your review.


Offline gbyld87

I think the price sets an expectation here that requires a bit more than the physical activities alone.  If this were a £100 EE booking i'd say it's a neutral/positive, but for £160 I can understand where your head is at.

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It will be interesting to see if you get a thank you from EJ for your review.

Looks like EJ has signed in this afternoon, as yet "no comment"  :hi:

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Yes I did sign in , a client made me aware of a negative review but didn't have time to respond properly
So here we go,

First and foremost, I am very sorry that this was your experience, I can assure you it was not my intention and it is in fact my first negative review in 11 years, sods law that it would be on my last day.

Regardless, theres not a lot I can do to rectify your experience but I can offer some reasoning as to why this was your experience.

You were perfectly decent in terms of cleanliness and politeness but asides from this I couldn't read you at all.
Now whilst I am indeed the paid party, I always usually have something to work with and to bounce off but I did find it difficult with you and it did throw me.
The reason I asked if you were ok is because you were practically silent with barely an expression and when you did make some noise it sounded like you were in pain, hens I asked if I had hurt you.
In the end I asked you what it is that you would like to do because I felt like what ever I was doing wasn't good for you.

You could quite easily argue that it shouldn't matter who I'm dealing with when I'm being paid and you'd be well within your rights to do so but all in all, I do apologise and again theres not a lot I can do but if the moderators would permit me to ask you to inbox me then I'd more than happily give you back a third of your money x




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I'm not too sure why I'm actually writing this as its her last day working today so its not going to influence anyone but I have had a few days to mull it over and I wanted to get my thoughts on the page.


Price: £160 for the hour


Rarely do they retire as they miss the money and you are within your rights to submit a review  :hi:

I see she has offered you some form of refund which is admirable so get your cash and spend it on a positive punt  :drinks:

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A very reasonable response EJ and a fair offer to the OP.  :thumbsup:

Offline gbyld87

The downright reasonableness of this whole thread is creating some sort of cognitive dissonance with me and it's fucking me right up.  Must be the first time I've ever seen a refund offered on here.

Makes a change from the time I had an extra 20 nicked from my wallet  :lol:

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The downright reasonableness of this whole thread is creating some sort of cognitive dissonance with me and it's fucking me right up.  Must be the first time I've ever seen a refund offered on here.

Makes a change from the time I had an extra 20 nicked from my wallet  :lol:
Maybe in retirement, EJ could offer lessons to other escorts in how to manage a negative review. Just not sure she’ll get the same hourly rate  :D

Offline Lonestaruk

Yes I did sign in , a client made me aware of a negative review but didn't have time to respond properly
So here we go,

First and foremost, I am very sorry that this was your experience, I can assure you it was not my intention and it is in fact my first negative review in 11 years, sods law that it would be on my last day.

Regardless, theres not a lot I can do to rectify your experience but I can offer some reasoning as to why this was your experience.

You were perfectly decent in terms of cleanliness and politeness but asides from this I couldn't read you at all.
Now whilst I am indeed the paid party, I always usually have something to work with and to bounce off but I did find it difficult with you and it did throw me.
The reason I asked if you were ok is because you were practically silent with barely an expression and when you did make some noise it sounded like you were in pain, hens I asked if I had hurt you.
In the end I asked you what it is that you would like to do because I felt like what ever I was doing wasn't good for you.

You could quite easily argue that it shouldn't matter who I'm dealing with when I'm being paid and you'd be well within your rights to do so but all in all, I do apologise and again theres not a lot I can do but if the moderators would permit me to ask you to inbox me then I'd more than happily give you back a third of your money x

As I said, the stars just weren't aligned and its a downward spiral of me not thinking you were into it, which lead to you not thinking I was into it which lead to me not thinking you were into it, which lead to you not thinking I was into it so on and so forth.

In the nearly 5 years I've been punting, this is the first negative I've had so I guess it turned out to be special for us as it was both our firsts!

I'll drop you a message in a bit

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As I said, the stars just weren't aligned and its a downward spiral of me not thinking you were into it, which lead to you not thinking I was into it which lead to me not thinking you were into it, which lead to you not thinking I was into it so on and so forth.

In the nearly 5 years I've been punting, this is the first negative I've had so I guess it turned out to be special for us as it was both our firsts!

I'll drop you a message in a bit
Oh dear, sounds like a right awkward shit show of a time and an expensive one to boot. Looks aren't everything despite the consensus.


....I'd let her keep the money, leaving present.
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Offline hunkybc

Damn it, I forgot she was retiring this week...I wanted to get back for round 2 :dash:

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I see she has offered you some form of refund which is admirable so get your cash and spend it on a positive punt  :drinks:

Maybe I'll book a duo so I can disappoint two SP's at once  :D

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Maybe I'll book a duo so I can disappoint two SP's at once  :D
If you get yourself to Smethwick in Birmingham you could have eight £20 romanian punts just as disappointing but you'd be a fucking legend with the review!
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