The Link:
External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members OnlyThe woman:
Quite probably the one in the pics.
Big tits but gut that looks almost pregnant to match.
Short, fat and not at all attractive for it, even with the big tits!
Not a looker, definitely showing age. Not a MILF, definitely a GILF and a bad one.
The Short Version:
£120 for an hour.
Blowjob and cum on face, neck and tits - Pop 1
Blowjob and doggie, cum in bag - Pop 2
The Long Version:
Fancied a british MILF.
She professes to loving sex and giving head. Just my sort as she has big tits too and looks do-able to me in the pics.
Maybe I shoudl raise my standards back to Hot Natalie and Julie Lima!
Arrived on time with good directions. Decent place but the shower is shite.
Gave her cash up front, should have walked but figured if the head was good it'd be ok.
She sat me on bed and knelt and went to give me head. Expected from profile that she loves it, she doesnt. Just sucks the head hard, almost painfully and I had to ask her to be more gentle. Worked for a second but not long. Not deepthroat, pretty much the head as she wanks you with her hand. The head was so bad it took me 30 minutes to cum so when I did I made sure she got it all over the place just to get one good thing out of it.
So Pop 1 done and I frankly had enough. So she talks at me for about 25 minutes about all sorts of random bollocks. Really dull. Figured I definitely needed to empty my balls again for £120 so gestured for another and she went for the same routine head. Asked if we could fuck and I tried to doggie her hard which she said she liked but she just wasnt into it. Closed my eyes, did short strokes to get myself off fast and came in the bag.
Dressed as she tried to talk my ears off again and walked less excited about life than I had arrived with, and right now thats difficult, and £120 down. Can get some good fucking sex for that but not with this uninterested lump.
Don't bother, have a wank and save yourself some cash. If she is the best blowjob in Swindon like she say and loves it there's fuck all else there and I feel sorry for all the blokes who live within 20 fucking miles too!
