Author Topic: MELISSA NIMPHO_7 - Farnborough - Conveyor belt  (Read 6847 times)


2 review(s) for MEALISSA NIMPHO_7 (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline thekman100

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Really quick review as I'm on my lunch break! Punt happened last week and I said I must post a review asap as punters need to be warned. So.

Positives:-

1) it IS 100% the girl in the photos, she wears glasses during the punt (kinda cute)
2) body is good. this is why I booked as she looked smoking. lovely pert tits
3) She does her own phone calls (see also negatives)

That is it....here come the negatives:

I tried the week before, turned up at arranged time to clearly see another punter waiting. I walked.
2nd attempt, I could see another punter around the area again but I called her this time rather than text and she answered and guided me in. I saw the other punter walk away...that was me the previous week. Sorry mate.
From the minute you walk in. Total business and effort to get you out asap.
Stupid extras. 40 for this 40 for that! I immediately got the bad vibe so I didn't even give her the extra I had bought for extras.
YES I AM AWARE SHE DOES BB. But I just wanted owo and to fuck that awesome body with a hood on. As it happened, I needn't have worried. I barely touched her.

She yanked my cock off trying to get it hard...I mean painful. I thought she was joking at first...no...this is what she calls a hand job. I got her to slow down.
The minute ANY blood started to get to my cock (by the way, I could not touch her much as hands were cold...and I was told to warm them under my armpits...fun) she put the mac on..immediately telling my blood it had made a mistake.

Anyway, finally we try a few positions, cowgirl, missionary, all without much success as she is literally trying to keep as little body contact as possible and kept stopping to check the condom (ironic if she does BB!). I am freshly showered and smelling dandy so I wasn't smelling bad.

It wasn't long before I took the condom off and started wanking myself. I thought I could cum on those perts tits but out came the wet wipes. Sexy....not.
I ended up on my back wanking myself off to a girl sitting next to me...seriously, porn is better. At least she played with my balls.
Got told time is running out..a real turn on.
Finally came but you know..one of those unfulfilling ones where you don't enjoy it.

As soon as I had finsihed she answered the phone, and told the next punter how to get it...woah!!! I had to get out of there. During dressing she took another call saying she was free and to come straight away!!!

I was in and out in 20 minutes feeling totally unfulfilled. Utter conveyor belt. No way could she shower or even clean much between punts. No connection, no nothing.

Total waste of time and money.

Please, for the love of all things sexy. don't bother. Have a wank over her pictures. It'll be better and save you £££.

Offline Bornslippy

all rather depressing. she offers a typically shite Rom service, she does bb, and still has numerous bookings!!!
waste of a rather good looking lass with a banging body

Offline bright0nbreezy

Showing up in Brighton now.  I was all set to pump & dump that amazing body, but don't think I'll bother after reading this.  Thanks for saving me 80 quid.

Offline MrMatrix

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Showing up in Brighton now.  I was all set to pump & dump that amazing body, but don't think I'll bother after reading this.  Thanks for saving me 80 quid.
Probably the smart move. What a shite punt. Better luck next time OP :hi:

Offline fcuk88

Thanks for posting just saved 80 as I too just fancied OWO and a protected ride 👍

Offline Lewis

Ah, so she is actually real then, and not using fake photos?

I could have sworn this one was a photo seller and I had previous proof, which I cannot now find.

Offline thekman100

Ah, so she is actually real then, and not using fake photos?

I could have sworn this one was a photo seller and I had previous proof, which I cannot now find.
I'm my opinion definitely real photos, glasses and all. Just a crap punt.