Many thanks to
44ster’s TOFTT review of Angelina at Lilla’s Massage, I thereafter headed off to Marylebone. Although Angelina was busy, Dana was available for my timing, so a TOFTT it was …
Links:External Link/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members OnlyLogistics:Dana’s mobile is 07565 454 640 in the ad screenshot above; the other mobile is Angelina’s (originally Lilla’s). Text interplay with Dana is quick and easy, and she even comes across as personable and professional via SMS.
I booked an hour’s massage, knowing from the ad that HR was inclusive in the £70 price. Dana then texted her postcode with specific directions and landmarks. Job done.
Location:Dana and Angelina work from Lilla’s pricey 3rd floor flat over a restaurant on busy commercial side street, located a 5min brisk walk north of Bond St tube station. The area is too busy for anyone to care who you are or what you’re doing.
The dedicated “treatment room” is slickly kitted out for massage … a central massage table, bordered by candles, aromas, music, oils, tissues, wipes and towels. The bathroom is pristine, and where the bonus of an assisted shower take place.
Looks:In advertising her surrogate business, Lilla waxes lyrical elsewhere …
“Dana: 5”5 athletic figure, she is trained as a professional fitness coach and has light brunette Bob hair style, beautiful eyes and most amazing/kind personality. Her sensual massage skills are amazing.”
I’d say Lilla’s physical description is accurate … and I’d add that Dana is a petite Size 8 with small pert tits and a heart-shaped firm ass, separated by a taut midriff … you wouldn't expect anything less of a fitness coach. I found her pretty too. The photo in the ad above could so easily be Dana, and I was totally sure it was her …
Hidden Image/Members Only… until a Yandex search shows that photo is actually of Russian pole dancer and instagrammer, Sonya Soldatova. Anyways, Dana could really be her doppelgänger!
Dana is at least in her late 20s, if not hitting 30s already. She’s Russian, educated and converses in excellent English … her convo almost as good as her hands!
Services:A little puffed out at the top of three flights of stairs, I felt even breathier at the sight of Dana waiting for me through the open door of the flat … all smiles and tight in her tank top, bare midriff and yoga pants … phew!
Dana led me into the so-called ‘treatment room’, where we confirmed £70 for the hour; I also checked that HR was included … to which Dana replied with a cheeky “Naturally!”. Dana went on to offer nude B2B for £120, but I handn’t come armed with that much cash, so we stuck to the plan and I paid up.
Dana helped me undress and hang my clothes. She offered a shower and water, and I declined both. As she then warmed the essential oils, I lay prone and spread-eagled on the table. Dana checked about the pressure of massage I’d like … and I requested mixture of deep tissue plus sensual.
The hand massage with warmed oil started at my nape, shoulders and back … a worthy effort … relaxing and pleasant chat. After 15mins or so, Dana moved down to my right heel, massaging up to my right glute … and then repeated the same solid massage on my left. Another 15mins done … and then sensual action started with feathery touches all over … soon rounding over my butt, crack and gooch. I murmured my pleasure, and arched up my pelvis, giving Dana access to reach-under … which she did, both from between my thighs and from around my hips … gently fondling my package from all directions.
Dana now asked me to turn over … and warmed oil was then spilled over my frontage. A chest and stomach massage ensued, followed by handling from shins to thighs … with Dana ending up by my left flank. By now, our chat had died down, and Dana stared down at me, and smiled at my bobbing cock. Soon enough, my cock and balls slipped into the action, as Dana’s hands and forearms sandwiched them from either side … beginning an edgetastic lingam massage for God knows how many minutes. During such glory, I cupped and essentially groped Dana’s ass, but didn’t try my luck any further on this first meet … and inevitably spurted fine shots up in Dana’s hands and all over my belly, as she eeked out every drop with breathy moans.
After a tender wet-wipe, Dana popped out to wash her hands … and quickly returned to deliver a face, neck and chest from above my head … until on the hour when a shower was offered. I rose from my post-cum reverie, and waited for Dana to hand me a towel … but was most pleasantly surprised when she held on to the towel and asked me to follow her to the bathroom, explaining that she’d wash me! And that she did … I stood in the bath, facing the wall, as Dana lathered my nape, back, ass and legs. I couldn't help but gain a semi-erection, as she washed up between my legs, soaping up my gooch, balls and cock from behind. I turned around and she did the same to my front, dodging my burgeoning re-erection with her face, but nonetheless also soaping it up to hardness. I joked she ought to be careful, otherwise I’d make a mess again! After stepping out of the bathtub, Dana also dried me with the towel … front and back, including thorough groping of my tumescent tackle. I think that was probably the best shower that I’ve ever had!
Back in the treatment room, I dressed up as we chatted … no rush … Dana again offered offered water, which I now accepted. And then I finally was led to the door, and left with a
khristosovanie farewell … 72mins spent in the flat.
Conclusion:The ad states that
“I hope you will agree that at £70/hr is a fantastic price for a Central London sensual massage including HE” … and with Dana (and I’m sure Angelina too, though I’ve yet to try), this is
Positive-ly true … not only great VFM with massage, HR and assisted shower in a fabulous location, but also a very pleasant time spent overall with an educated and charming Russian lovely, who knows how to converse and care.
And moreover my FBSM-Spidey sense tells me that investment in return visits with this one will pay dividends, but as ever with such stuff … YMMV.
