Author Topic: Fairly forgettable punt with Unforgettable Karla - Swindon tour  (Read 1384 times)


108 review(s) for  Unforgettable Karla (95 positive, 7 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Cunning Punt

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This is my first review for 3 years so please be gentle.  :rolleyes:

I met Karla when she was on tour in Swindon over the summer. Comms by text were prompt. The incall flat was clean but the location was a pain, in a residents' permit zone and one-way system on the edge of Swindon town centre. I managed to find a slot in a small car park where the maximum stay is 1hr, which wasn't an issue as fortunately this was a 30mins booking. Cost of punt was £80, as per current rate.

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Summary
Karla is well reviewed so I can't really add too much new information, other than confirm and highlight some key points previously made:

- Karla is a very attractive Columbian girl in her early 30s with large, slightly saggy breasts and a stomach that is untoned but not particularly flabby. She is also very friendly and welcoming.

- Language appears at times to be a barrier but I think she knows more English than she lets on. NB she calls a normal BJ 69.

- FK was not particularly good; she rather just sticks out her tongue and swirls it a bit.

- Oral was very shallow, focused mostly just on the head. (OWO was included though I note from other reports that CIM is £20 extra.)

- Karla had a fairly dry pussy and doesn't seem to really like receiving oral from clients. She claimed my teeth scraped her leg which was nonsense and I note she complained about another punter's stubble, so seemingly uses excuses to try to avoid it.

- Like her compatriot Shakira, this Columbian girl's hips certainly don't lie and I only lasted a few short minutes of nice gyrating cowgirl on a hot day.

Final verdict
I found Karla attractive physically and personally, and got on very well with her after using a bit of my pigeon Spanish. However, while I realise my standards are slightly higher after seeing SBs via Seeking instead of escorts via AW for almost 3 years, I would still say her service was fairly average, especially at those rates.

« Last Edit: November 25, 2021, 10:40:09 pm by Cunning Punt »

Offline Palace123

Sorry to hear this mate....Sounds like she's jaded a little or maybe just an off day.  It happens unfortunately. I've had a few times when I've thought..."is that what all the fuss is about".

I saw her a couple of years ago (reviewed here I think) and she was genuinely top notch...full on/non-stop DFK and very pleased to take oral (lovely pussy).   I hadn't realised she was in the west or I'd have stopped by.

I think you were a little unlucky tbf...she's normally very positively reviewed - onwards and upwards eh!
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