Author Topic: Lisa8585 - W1K London  (Read 3299 times)


32 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5795682) (27 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Lab_Dex

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TLDR
- Talked about being underage despite clearly being in her thirties
- Glued to her phone
- Blood/possible health risk

I thought I'd try a new girl based on others reviews and there being no real Chinese options of value anymore since Yumiko spiralled into drugs and mental health issues, and Grace has never been exceptional, mediocre at best despite reviews. And this reveiw I simply have to share. Apologies for the long winded way of wording.

Punt was arranged at short notice as I found myself in the area one Sunday with only one thing in my mind. I found Lisa's number and gave a call hoping for the best, she answered quickly and text comms were quick and prompt.

Location is a few doors down from where Grace used to be, busy street with cafes using outdoor seating. Lots of people watching if you're nervous about that stuff, ultimately it's London and no one really notices anyway.

Lisa has an amazing body with great tits, sadly her face doesn't do it for me, albeit she looks like her photos.  However with the low lighting of her room it really emphasised that she wears makeup of a lighter tone than her actual skin tone. Sort of made her look like a weird Halloween ghost attempt..

I'd been in the room long enough to exchange money, strip and shower and she had taken multiple calls. Was texting when I was drying off in the room and told me she would 'be with me in a bit darlin' I didn't think much of it as I wasn't 'ready' yet per se.

Punt started with oral which was going well until she mentioned her being only fifteen and she shouldn't be sucking my cock. Told her not to talk like that and she apologised, explained how her regulars seem to like that talk but she wouldn't with me, I told her that wasn't really an acceptable thing to pretend and she confirmed she was in her thirties obviously. It took me a while to get my mind back in focus and she helped to get me going again.

Her phone must have rung about four more times , each time she cut it off, she eventually answered the phone whilst my cock was still in her mouth and mumbled some words in arranging a meet, I found this strangely quite hot knowing I was in her mouth whilst talking to someone else. I wanted to fuck her missionary whilst groping her amazing tits, eventually planning on pulling out, de-bagging and finishing on them.

On with the bag and into position, slid in and she felt very tight but shallow, felt like i was hitting a wall in there.  Not more than a few pumps later and things are feeling very wet, bearing in mind no lube was used I was curious so had a look down, surely I wasn't making her that wet? I know I'm no looker and came to terms with that many moons ago in my youth... peering down it was like a murder scene. Blood everywhere, dripping down her and me, all over the bed too.

I asked if she was OK and she gave me a puzzled look before glancing down herself immediately we both pulled away and I grabbed some wipes, asked if she was OK and she mumbled some words and looked rather embarrassed, I asked if she was on her period and if I could help grab anything to which she replied with a sharp No, and that she wasn't due till the next week.

I had a shower to scrub off as I was a bit worried for my health at this point with so much blood which inevitably was on my fingers too.

Back in the room and she had cleaned herself up with wipes but not the bed sheets, she had a twenty second splash in the shower and was back asking if I wanted to to carry on. By this point I was completelyturned of by all the events so far, I got dressed to a barrage of apologies and she would do a discount for me next time, obviously there would be no next time and I politely informed her so, thinking she would be embarrassed and annoyed she would have to end her day. With this she was back on her phone and telling whomever it was to hold on five minutes.

As I left and opened the front door I was greeted by a young fellow with a can of Stella who looked rather shocked to see me, I assumed he was the next punter, I told him not to bother but in he went... poor chap if he had those same bed sheets.


Offline andy6969

I did met Lisa today just after your review .
I spoke with Lisa she told me your fella too long that’s the reason make she bleeding .
She was tiny and little pussy so can’t afford big giant dick I think .

Offline Lab_Dex

I wouldn't call 5" big but thanks for the confidence boost.

Many seem to have enjoyed her, and I'm glad you seem to enjoy her too. I had sadly had a poor experience and for awareness and safety felt it should be shared.

Offline halfkast16

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TLDR
- Talked about being underage despite clearly being in her thirties
- Glued to her phone
- Blood/possible health risk

I thought I'd try a new girl based on others reviews and there being no real Chinese options of value anymore since Yumiko spiralled into drugs and mental health issues, and Grace has never been exceptional, mediocre at best despite reviews. And this reveiw I simply have to share. Apologies for the long winded way of wording.

Punt was arranged at short notice as I found myself in the area one Sunday with only one thing in my mind. I found Lisa's number and gave a call hoping for the best, she answered quickly and text comms were quick and prompt.

Location is a few doors down from where Grace used to be, busy street with cafes using outdoor seating. Lots of people watching if you're nervous about that stuff, ultimately it's London and no one really notices anyway.

Lisa has an amazing body with great tits, sadly her face doesn't do it for me, albeit she looks like her photos.  However with the low lighting of her room it really emphasised that she wears makeup of a lighter tone than her actual skin tone. Sort of made her look like a weird Halloween ghost attempt..

I'd been in the room long enough to exchange money, strip and shower and she had taken multiple calls. Was texting when I was drying off in the room and told me she would 'be with me in a bit darlin' I didn't think much of it as I wasn't 'ready' yet per se.

Punt started with oral which was going well until she mentioned her being only fifteen and she shouldn't be sucking my cock. Told her not to talk like that and she apologised, explained how her regulars seem to like that talk but she wouldn't with me, I told her that wasn't really an acceptable thing to pretend and she confirmed she was in her thirties obviously. It took me a while to get my mind back in focus and she helped to get me going again.

Her phone must have rung about four more times , each time she cut it off, she eventually answered the phone whilst my cock was still in her mouth and mumbled some words in arranging a meet, I found this strangely quite hot knowing I was in her mouth whilst talking to someone else. I wanted to fuck her missionary whilst groping her amazing tits, eventually planning on pulling out, de-bagging and finishing on them.

On with the bag and into position, slid in and she felt very tight but shallow, felt like i was hitting a wall in there.  Not more than a few pumps later and things are feeling very wet, bearing in mind no lube was used I was curious so had a look down, surely I wasn't making her that wet? I know I'm no looker and came to terms with that many moons ago in my youth... peering down it was like a murder scene. Blood everywhere, dripping down her and me, all over the bed too.

I asked if she was OK and she gave me a puzzled look before glancing down herself immediately we both pulled away and I grabbed some wipes, asked if she was OK and she mumbled some words and looked rather embarrassed, I asked if she was on her period and if I could help grab anything to which she replied with a sharp No, and that she wasn't due till the next week.

I had a shower to scrub off as I was a bit worried for my health at this point with so much blood which inevitably was on my fingers too.

Back in the room and she had cleaned herself up with wipes but not the bed sheets, she had a twenty second splash in the shower and was back asking if I wanted to to carry on. By this point I was completelyturned of by all the events so far, I got dressed to a barrage of apologies and she would do a discount for me next time, obviously there would be no next time and I politely informed her so, thinking she would be embarrassed and annoyed she would have to end her day. With this she was back on her phone and telling whomever it was to hold on five minutes.

As I left and opened the front door I was greeted by a young fellow with a can of Stella who looked rather shocked to see me, I assumed he was the next punter, I told him not to bother but in he went... poor chap if he had those same bed sheets.

That's her off my HL

Offline Wiley Kat

I did met Lisa today just after your review .
I spoke with Lisa she told me your fella too long that’s the reason make she bleeding .
She was tiny and little pussy so can’t afford big giant dick I think .
Why did you discuss the review with her? I don't get it

Offline rebelscum

Why did you discuss the review with her? I don't get it

+1

That post almost reads like a parody.

Offline golden bull

I did met Lisa today just after your review .
I spoke with Lisa she told me your fella too long that’s the reason make she bleeding .
She was tiny and little pussy so can’t afford big giant dick I think .

Something is not right here… so you must be the guy with the Stella? Or Lisa? Or Sergei Chan?

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Offline andy6969

I was met Lisa today 7:45pm just after the post.
I did ask her what’s going on and she told it happen few weeks ago.

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I was met Lisa today 7:45pm just after the post.
I did ask her what’s going on and she told it happen few weeks ago.

lol find it interesting that this fella only reviews east asian girls ............ hello lisa pmsl
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Offline golden bull

I was met Lisa today 7:45pm just after the post.
I did ask her what’s going on and she told it happen few weeks ago.

Is it hard to park around the area?

Offline andy6969

Is it hard to park around the area?

Tube don’t need parking mate….
It just few walk from Bond st Station
« Last Edit: November 24, 2021, 10:20:59 pm by andy6969 »

Offline andy6969

Is it hard to park around the area?

Yeah.. mate . Try find out asian and hope that with hairy bush make and me
feel like Japanese AV Girl …

Offline golden bull

Yeah.. mate . Try find out asian and hope that with hairy bush make and me
feel like Japanese AV Girl …


?????????????????? What?

Offline golden bull

Tube don’t need parking mate….
It just few walk from Bond st Station

Did you get the tube there? What line is Bond Street? Piccadilly line?

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Tube don’t need parking mate….
It just few walk from Bond st Station

So you read a review posted at 7.34 pm, got on the tube and had a few walk, what ever that is, arrived at 7.45pm for a booking, had a discussion about the review though you do not know when it was, had another few walk, got on the tube and posted on the thread at 8.44.

Is that how things happened or were you posting during your punt and discussing the review?

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Offline golden bull

So you read a review posted at 7.34 pm, got on the tube and had a few walk, what ever that is, arrived at 7.45pm for a booking, had a discussion about the review though you do not know when it was, had another few walk, got on the tube and posted on the thread at 8.44.

Is that how things happened or were you posting during your punt and discussing the review?


Arrrgh man…. Too early!!!!! I was reeling him in damnit!!

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Arrrgh man…. Too early!!!!! I was reeling him in damnit!!

Sorry lol, your posts were not all showing, the written English was giving him away. all the reviews look like MR Lee was writing them.
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Offline andy6969

Post out from 7:34pm.
I read the post around 7:40pm and just out from station.
Traveling from Tottenham ct road with Central Line .
I mean Lisa’s studio just few walk from Bond st station , arrived
7:45pm to see Lisa .
Then I ask what’s happening on today review .
This is how’s the things happened on my punt today everyone..

Offline andy6969

Post out from 7:34pm.
I read the post around 7:40pm and just out from station.
Traveling from Tottenham ct road with Central Line .
I mean Lisa’s studio just few walk from Bond st station , arrived
7:45pm to see Lisa .
Then I ask what’s happening on today review .
This is how’s the things happened on my punt today everyone..

« Last Edit: November 24, 2021, 11:17:21 pm by andy6969 »

Offline andy6969

Sorry lol, your posts were not all showing, the written English was giving him away. all the reviews look like MR Lee was writing them.

I am from Polish but not Mr Lee  lol

Offline salome

So glad she ghosted me. Of course many people have a good time with Chinese SPs but it seems to me to be more of a minefield than most.

The Mr Lee is strong in Lisa. Despite not having met her I was left positive feedback. I just deleted the booking at my end.

Offline golden bull

I am from Polish but not Mr Lee  lol

Don’t buy it. If you’re polish you’d said you’re from Polska or from Poland….not hard, not from Polish.

kurwa Mac chuj.

Offline golden bull

I did met Lisa today just after your review .
I spoke with Lisa she told me your fella too long that’s the reason make she bleeding .
She was tiny and little pussy so can’t afford big giant dick I think .

So OP has a 5” dick and made her bleed and you’ve seen her…. Multiple times and she didn’t bleed? You’re either telling porky pies or have a micopenis 😂

Offline Maverick1808

Reading the replies to this review have me scratching my head!

But thanks OP for the review, she is now firmly off my HL  :vomit:

Offline alabama1

Sorry you had a bad experience OP. I reviewed her earlier in the year and had a nice hour with her. Saying that, she is not one i am pining to see again. Pleasant girl though, none the less.

Offline Lab_Dex

It seems I may have upset andy6969 as he/she has taken to private messaging.

In reply andy6969 I won't be taking the review down or asking for it to be removed as that would negate the entire function of this site. As I said before I'm glad you had and seemingly still do experience a good time with this SP and it's your perogative to continue to do so.

We are here to share experiences and make informed choices for ourselves based upon others. In my case a health risk and conveyor belt service needs to be highlighted.

I'm happy others have had a much better experience, I'm simply unlucky that I didn't.

Offline bigandslick

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TLDR
- Talked about being underage despite clearly being in her thirties
- Glued to her phone
- Blood/possible health risk

I thought I'd try a new girl based on others reviews and there being no real Chinese options of value anymore since Yumiko spiralled into drugs and mental health issues, and Grace has never been exceptional, mediocre at best despite reviews. And this reveiw I simply have to share. Apologies for the long winded way of wording.

Punt was arranged at short notice as I found myself in the area one Sunday with only one thing in my mind. I found Lisa's number and gave a call hoping for the best, she answered quickly and text comms were quick and prompt.

Location is a few doors down from where Grace used to be, busy street with cafes using outdoor seating. Lots of people watching if you're nervous about that stuff, ultimately it's London and no one really notices anyway.

Lisa has an amazing body with great tits, sadly her face doesn't do it for me, albeit she looks like her photos.  However with the low lighting of her room it really emphasised that she wears makeup of a lighter tone than her actual skin tone. Sort of made her look like a weird Halloween ghost attempt..

I'd been in the room long enough to exchange money, strip and shower and she had taken multiple calls. Was texting when I was drying off in the room and told me she would 'be with me in a bit darlin' I didn't think much of it as I wasn't 'ready' yet per se.

Punt started with oral which was going well until she mentioned her being only fifteen and she shouldn't be sucking my cock. Told her not to talk like that and she apologised, explained how her regulars seem to like that talk but she wouldn't with me, I told her that wasn't really an acceptable thing to pretend and she confirmed she was in her thirties obviously. It took me a while to get my mind back in focus and she helped to get me going again.

Her phone must have rung about four more times , each time she cut it off, she eventually answered the phone whilst my cock was still in her mouth and mumbled some words in arranging a meet, I found this strangely quite hot knowing I was in her mouth whilst talking to someone else. I wanted to fuck her missionary whilst groping her amazing tits, eventually planning on pulling out, de-bagging and finishing on them.

On with the bag and into position, slid in and she felt very tight but shallow, felt like i was hitting a wall in there.  Not more than a few pumps later and things are feeling very wet, bearing in mind no lube was used I was curious so had a look down, surely I wasn't making her that wet? I know I'm no looker and came to terms with that many moons ago in my youth... peering down it was like a murder scene. Blood everywhere, dripping down her and me, all over the bed too.

I asked if she was OK and she gave me a puzzled look before glancing down herself immediately we both pulled away and I grabbed some wipes, asked if she was OK and she mumbled some words and looked rather embarrassed, I asked if she was on her period and if I could help grab anything to which she replied with a sharp No, and that she wasn't due till the next week.

I had a shower to scrub off as I was a bit worried for my health at this point with so much blood which inevitably was on my fingers too.

Back in the room and she had cleaned herself up with wipes but not the bed sheets, she had a twenty second splash in the shower and was back asking if I wanted to to carry on. By this point I was completelyturned of by all the events so far, I got dressed to a barrage of apologies and she would do a discount for me next time, obviously there would be no next time and I politely informed her so, thinking she would be embarrassed and annoyed she would have to end her day. With this she was back on her phone and telling whomever it was to hold on five minutes.

As I left and opened the front door I was greeted by a young fellow with a can of Stella who looked rather shocked to see me, I assumed he was the next punter, I told him not to bother but in he went... poor chap if he had those same bed sheets.

Exactly per my review here :https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=327973.0
At least she told me she was in Periods.. but her green light was on non-stop that week.

Offline golden bull

It seems I may have upset andy6969 as he/she has taken to private messaging.

In reply andy6969 I won't be taking the review down or asking for it to be removed as that would negate the entire function of this site. As I said before I'm glad you had and seemingly still do experience a good time with this SP and it's your perogative to continue to do so.

We are here to share experiences and make informed choices for ourselves based upon others. In my case a health risk and conveyor belt service needs to be highlighted.

I'm happy others have had a much better experience, I'm simply unlucky that I didn't.

Holy fuck, he asked you in PM to do that?? Why?  :unknown:

If it’s true then he’s defo dodgy and has ulterior motives. Pimp or Lisa, take your pick.

Offline Reallytired86

Holy fuck, he asked you in PM to do that?? Why?  :unknown:

If it’s true then he’s defo dodgy and has ulterior motives. Pimp or Lisa, take your pick.

Obviously a pimp, probably should have all his reviews removed

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Post out from 7:34pm.
I read the post around 7:40pm and just out from station.
Traveling from Tottenham ct road with Central Line .
I mean Lisa’s studio just few walk from Bond st station , arrived
7:45pm to see Lisa .
Then I ask what’s happening on today review .
This is how’s the things happened on my punt today everyone..

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Obviously a pimp, probably should have all his reviews removed
Amen to that
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Lots of girls work on their periods, they stick a block of cotton in their Vag to stop the bleeding. OP probably dislodged the cotton and the flow came through.

You only have to look and see that girls continually work with no time of for their periods to see this is the case.

The only other way to do this is to take the pill non stop and that stops a girl having periods.

Offline SamOmar

Lots of girls work on their periods, they stick a block of cotton in their Vag to stop the bleeding. OP probably dislodged the cotton and the flow came through.

You only have to look and see that girls continually work with no time of for their periods to see this is the case.

The only other way to do this is to take the pill non stop and that stops a girl having periods.

+1 You know
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Offline Prifessionallondinguy

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TLDR
- Talked about being underage despite clearly being in her thirties
- Glued to her phone
- Blood/possible health risk

I thought I'd try a new girl based on others reviews and there being no real Chinese options of value anymore since Yumiko spiralled into drugs and mental health issues, and Grace has never been exceptional, mediocre at best despite reviews. And this reveiw I simply have to share. Apologies for the long winded way of wording.

Punt was arranged at short notice as I found myself in the area one Sunday with only one thing in my mind. I found Lisa's number and gave a call hoping for the best, she answered quickly and text comms were quick and prompt.

Location is a few doors down from where Grace used to be, busy street with cafes using outdoor seating. Lots of people watching if you're nervous about that stuff, ultimately it's London and no one really notices anyway.

Lisa has an amazing body with great tits, sadly her face doesn't do it for me, albeit she looks like her photos.  However with the low lighting of her room it really emphasised that she wears makeup of a lighter tone than her actual skin tone. Sort of made her look like a weird Halloween ghost attempt..

I'd been in the room long enough to exchange money, strip and shower and she had taken multiple calls. Was texting when I was drying off in the room and told me she would 'be with me in a bit darlin' I didn't think much of it as I wasn't 'ready' yet per se.

Punt started with oral which was going well until she mentioned her being only fifteen and she shouldn't be sucking my cock. Told her not to talk like that and she apologised, explained how her regulars seem to like that talk but she wouldn't with me, I told her that wasn't really an acceptable thing to pretend and she confirmed she was in her thirties obviously. It took me a while to get my mind back in focus and she helped to get me going again.

Her phone must have rung about four more times , each time she cut it off, she eventually answered the phone whilst my cock was still in her mouth and mumbled some words in arranging a meet, I found this strangely quite hot knowing I was in her mouth whilst talking to someone else. I wanted to fuck her missionary whilst groping her amazing tits, eventually planning on pulling out, de-bagging and finishing on them.

On with the bag and into position, slid in and she felt very tight but shallow, felt like i was hitting a wall in there.  Not more than a few pumps later and things are feeling very wet, bearing in mind no lube was used I was curious so had a look down, surely I wasn't making her that wet? I know I'm no looker and came to terms with that many moons ago in my youth... peering down it was like a murder scene. Blood everywhere, dripping down her and me, all over the bed too.

I asked if she was OK and she gave me a puzzled look before glancing down herself immediately we both pulled away and I grabbed some wipes, asked if she was OK and she mumbled some words and looked rather embarrassed, I asked if she was on her period and if I could help grab anything to which she replied with a sharp No, and that she wasn't due till the next week.

I had a shower to scrub off as I was a bit worried for my health at this point with so much blood which inevitably was on my fingers too.

Back in the room and she had cleaned herself up with wipes but not the bed sheets, she had a twenty second splash in the shower and was back asking if I wanted to to carry on. By this point I was completelyturned of by all the events so far, I got dressed to a barrage of apologies and she would do a discount for me next time, obviously there would be no next time and I politely informed her so, thinking she would be embarrassed and annoyed she would have to end her day. With this she was back on her phone and telling whomever it was to hold on five minutes.

As I left and opened the front door I was greeted by a young fellow with a can of Stella who looked rather shocked to see me, I assumed he was the next punter, I told him not to bother but in he went... poor chap if he had those same bed sheets.

Jeez this is grim.  Cheers for the info.  :hi:
I had booked her recently and all was 100% fine for me. No phone etc  :D She did try to tempt me into a duo booking so I knew she was money oriented and always looking ahead for the next booking but the disregard to hygiene and the next potential punter is staggering. It isn’t enticing me to return. I did plan to do so.  Don’t work on your period!!! Hi
Cheers pal  :hi:
« Last Edit: November 26, 2021, 06:22:15 am by Prifessionallondinguy »

Offline magnetico

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Punt started with oral which was going well until she mentioned her being only fifteen and she shouldn't be sucking my cock.

What an idiotic roleplay, not even requested!

Offline Lab_Dex

What an idiotic roleplay, not even requested!

The most startling part is the explanation of how her regulars request and enjoy this role play.


Offline alabama1

The most startling part is the explanation of how her regulars request and enjoy this role play.
I would take that remark with a pinch of salt