Author Topic: Flame - Lush Escorts - Birmingham  (Read 2388 times)

Offline chadpitt

Against my general rules to avoid older women I only went to see Flame for the novelty of an ex-porn star.

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Appearance:

Facially she would have to be a 3.
Age has not been kind and she may be on drugs.
The biggest problem is she was missing her front tooth!
Not a surprise to anyone but her photos on the website are far out of date.
Her body is all shrivelled up and saggy now.
Skin was tanned and she was at least thin.
Her boobs were now small and saggy and she had a blaster on her right boob.
Honestly she looked the part of a street walker/crack whore and that must be why she can't do porn anymore.

Value for Money:

Very bad considering the looks and waste of time.

Premises:

Matthew Boulton College.

Communication:

The booking was fine, no long queues. However I was stuck for a while trying to ring them to let me in.

Services:

I came up the lift and come into the flat. She's there and immediately she's looking rough. It's hard to think how bad she looks now compared to what she used to look like. Then she says the agency never told her I was coming which is silly because you can't just turn up on the door to see someone. I pay up and she goes away. Now here is immediately where it goes south. She's in the kitchen for a long time. At least 5 minutes. I ask her when she's coming out and she pops back out to angrily say she needs a moment. I have no idea what she's doing in the kitchen but it was infuriating me.

She comes out and immediately gives a list of nos. She doesn't go on top and you can't push her head down during bjs. Anyways the BJ action was decent. She was doing a lot of small kisses and wasn't too rushed. Move onto missionary and she is still very flexible; as she can pull her legs all the way back. She doesn't do french kissing. So it was just missionary for a while with some brief pauses not to finish early.

But she's rushing saying I've got 5 minutes left. I check the time and it's actually 10 minutes (notwithstanding the time she already wasted). I say this to her and she says it's 5 minutes shower time, which I decline. When asked if she would take a shower, she said she would do it at home; so it's very rich for her to expect customers to use facilities that she isn't prepared to. She keeps rushing and I eventually just give up and finish. She then rushes straight back to the kitchen and doesn't even bother opening the door. So I let myself out.

Conclusion:

It was a bad time and yet again I cannot stress this enough as a rule - don't see women purportedly "34" or older. They're expired goods. Rotting away on the inside and out. Lush themselves deserve a huge amount of blame. They put on these ridiculously old photos and put out inflated reviews to boot.

Offline Cal55

Her boobs were now small and saggy and she had a blaster on her right boob.

She hasn’t by any chance evolved into a Pokémon has she? By taking all that crack? :lol:

Joking aside: sounds like a real shit punt. How much time did you book specifically OP and how much did you pay?



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Offline chadpitt

She hasn’t by any chance evolved into a Pokémon has she? By taking all that crack? :lol:

Joking aside: sounds like a real shit punt. How much time did you book specifically OP and how much did you pay?



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Typo. Meant to say plaster.

30 mins £60.


Offline Cal55

30 mins £60

At least you never went for the hour. Better luck next time out bud. :thumbsup:
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Offline escortman

Sorry to read chadpitt, thanks you saved me some dosh her pictures make her look decent..

Onwards and upwards mate

Offline Punter S Thompson

Against my general rules to avoid older women I only went to see Flame for the novelty of an ex-porn star.

External Link/Members Only

Appearance:

Facially she would have to be a 3.
Age has not been kind and she may be on drugs.
The biggest problem is she was missing her front tooth!
Not a surprise to anyone but her photos on the website are far out of date.
Her body is all shrivelled up and saggy now.
Skin was tanned and she was at least thin.
Her boobs were now small and saggy and she had a blaster on her right boob.
Honestly she looked the part of a street walker/crack whore and that must be why she can't do porn anymore.

Value for Money:

Very bad considering the looks and waste of time.

Premises:

Matthew Boulton College.

Communication:

The booking was fine, no long queues. However I was stuck for a while trying to ring them to let me in.

Services:

I came up the lift and come into the flat. She's there and immediately she's looking rough. It's hard to think how bad she looks now compared to what she used to look like. Then she says the agency never told her I was coming which is silly because you can't just turn up on the door to see someone. I pay up and she goes away. Now here is immediately where it goes south. She's in the kitchen for a long time. At least 5 minutes. I ask her when she's coming out and she pops back out to angrily say she needs a moment. I have no idea what she's doing in the kitchen but it was infuriating me.

She comes out and immediately gives a list of nos. She doesn't go on top and you can't push her head down during bjs. Anyways the BJ action was decent. She was doing a lot of small kisses and wasn't too rushed. Move onto missionary and she is still very flexible; as she can pull her legs all the way back. She doesn't do french kissing. So it was just missionary for a while with some brief pauses not to finish early.

But she's rushing saying I've got 5 minutes left. I check the time and it's actually 10 minutes (notwithstanding the time she already wasted). I say this to her and she says it's 5 minutes shower time, which I decline. When asked if she would take a shower, she said she would do it at home; so it's very rich for her to expect customers to use facilities that she isn't prepared to. She keeps rushing and I eventually just give up and finish. She then rushes straight back to the kitchen and doesn't even bother opening the door. So I let myself out.

Conclusion:

It was a bad time and yet again I cannot stress this enough as a rule - don't see women purportedly "34" or older. They're expired goods. Rotting away on the inside and out. Lush themselves deserve a huge amount of blame. They put on these ridiculously old photos and put out inflated reviews to boot.
What a fucking horror show.
Didn't fancy this one anyway, but definitely won't even consider it now.
Thanks.
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Offline Dark Vader

Appearance:

Facially she would have to be a 3.
Age has not been kind and she may be on drugs.
The biggest problem is she was missing her front tooth!
Not a surprise to anyone but her photos on the website are far out of date.
Her body is all shrivelled up and saggy now.
Skin was tanned and she was at least thin.
Her boobs were now small and saggy and she had a blaster on her right boob.
Honestly she looked the part of a street walker/crack whore and that must be why she can't do porn anymore.
Description matches this girl with the tooth missing and all from a previous review.

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We need to get on to Lush, if we don't say anything then I guess they think we are going to put up with it and keep rolling out the zombies.


Offline Bootyhunter01

Looks like this is her AW:

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Jeez that's Tyla. Astonishing how people can deteriorate. Feel really sorry for the girl, she used to be goid and hot.
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Complete transformation towards a downward spiral.  :blush:

Offline alibirmingham

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Thanks for taking the hit on this one chadpitt. As you know I was going to see her myself even though I tend to have the same rule on age as you. I almost exclusively see 30 and under (advertised age that is) but my recent visit with Sasha made me re-think that and the lure of a porn star. But what you described is more train wreck then pier star and she’s no longer on any of my lists.

The only exception I have at the moment is meena but apart from that I think I’ll be going back to my old ways.

Hopefully the next one will be better mate. Heard prinny is a great one to see so failing any new blood at Lush think that’s the next potential.

Offline Cal55


Appearance:
Facially she would have to be a 3.
Age has not been kind and she may be on drugs.
The biggest problem is she was missing her front tooth!
Not a surprise to anyone but her photos on the website are far out of date.
Her body is all shrivelled up and saggy now.
Skin was tanned and she was at least thin.
Her boobs were now small and saggy and she had a blaster on her right boob.
Honestly she looked the part of a street walker/crack whore and that must be why she can't do porn anymore.

Based on all those reasons given I am very surprised OP… given his normal candour… even handed the money over! :dash:
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Offline Straightsix

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I saw her 1½ years ago. Had a fantastic time, its such a shame.
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I saw her 1½ years ago. Had a fantastic time, its such a shame.

How the mighty can fall 😔