Brigitte Bardot (prev. Lolita Agnes) –W14 in-call. Ghosted.

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This will be brief as she did a disappearing act at the last minute. 
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In just 48hrs she’s generated significant interest on UKP – no doubt ramped up by the possibility that she’s here briefly en route to Dubai. Little Brain was sufficiently intrigued to explore further.


WHO:
24yr Brazilian babe. 5’4”, sz6/8, hard fake boobs.

WHAT:
CURRENT RATES:
IN: £150/half, *now £250/hour, £350/outcall.
EXTRAS:
Unknown.

SERVICES DISCUSSED:
Anal (declined), CiM, FK.
SERVICES ENJOYED:
n/a.

HOW:
Initial contact via SMS. Read immediately but not responded to. I tried again a couple hours later and we began exchanging messages. She could only do mornings or nights due to her course. A time was then agreed and she confirmed that I’d be seeing her, not anyone else.
I asked about anal – which remains on her profile. She doesn’t like, sorry. I thank her for clarifying and gently point out that it’s displayed on her AW service list. She forgot to remove it, but, “My pussy is very delicious.” Marks for humour there.
Services discussed and her rate on this day is £200/hr.
The next day it’s bumped to £250.
I ask if she’s willing to honour yesterday’s rate, when we agreed the booking. And to confirm services: FK, OwO, covered penetration; and venture for CiM which was on her Kommons ad.
“Ye babe”
It’s not especially convincing – or maybe it’s down to the language deficiency. I figure it’s best to discuss in person and walk if she piles on the extra fees.
Address provided.
Two hours before the meet, I confirm.
“Yeh”.
Umm… she’s really sounding quite retarded now  Or maybe the weed is kicking in.

WHAT WENT DOWN
Arrive on time. Send a message – no response, but can see she’s online.
I wonder if, having given me the address, she expects me to ring the doorbell instead of continuing to message. An older sounding female with an accent answers. I ask for Brigitte. She hesitates then says she doesn’t know Brigitte. I try for Lolita Agnes. More hesitancy – she doesn’t sound freaked out that a stranger is asking for names that don’t live there (i.e. a bona fide Kensington resident safe in her home for the evening). She sounds like a pimp who knows what goes on upstairs and has decided not to proceed.
Throughout all this, she remains online but not answering messages.
After 10mins I leave. Major fuckwit.

TAKEAWAYS
POSITIVES:
Looks hot.

NEUTRALS:
Limited English makes clear negotiation very difficult.

NEGATIVES:
A disappointing example of unprofessionalism and stupidity.
Unprofessional because she agreed services and a rate but then failed to honour anything.
Stupid because there is only one doorbell to that address. And, whilst I have no further interest in this loser, another customer might utilise that knowledge and her safety is compromised. Really not smart.


CONCLUSION:
Be wary and have your Plan B in place. Or accept that, despite her agreeing to yesterday’s rate, she lacks the simple intelligence to articulate what she really wants.

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