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Offline Cromulent

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LK massage, advertising on Gumtree

Premises were formerly Style of Massage which has not operated for the last few months. "Style" used to be the go-to place for Chinese massage in central Birmingham. This parlour occupies the top floor of a three-storey building. The middle floor is "Harmony" where you go if you want grannies.

The massage girl was slim with nice body; A-cup. She said she was 28 years old but could have passed for younger. Pretty (albeit she wore a mask all the time). I asked for her name but, I am sorry, could not quite catch what she said. Chinese with pale skin.

The massage had some repetitive, dull phases, but eventually turned sensuous, though never quite crossing the boundary where it could no longer be defended as "professional".

On the turn I asked for body-to-body. Overall paid £40+£40 for one hour.

Classy, recommended.

I apologise in advance for not being able to answer any questions. I have never looked at responses to my posts. You see there are a few mentally-ill posters on this site. I know it is wrong of me; I should engage with them as if they were normal people. However I find it a bit too scary.

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Offline Jumping Jack Flash



You see there are a few mentally-ill posters on this site. I know it is wrong of me; I should engage with them as if they were normal people. However I find it a bit too scary.

Six posts in almost six years and one review then you call out other members? I think this site maybe isn’t for you.

Offline Punterperson1971

LK massage, advertising on Gumtree

Premises were formerly Style of Massage which has not operated for the last few months. "Style" used to be the go-to place for Chinese massage in central Birmingham. This parlour occupies the top floor of a three-storey building. The middle floor is "Harmony" where you go if you want grannies.

The massage girl was slim with nice body; A-cup. She said she was 28 years old but could have passed for younger. Pretty (albeit she wore a mask all the time). I asked for her name but, I am sorry, could not quite catch what she said. Chinese with pale skin.

The massage had some repetitive, dull phases, but eventually turned sensuous, though never quite crossing the boundary where it could no longer be defended as "professional".

On the turn I asked for body-to-body. Overall paid £40+£40 for one hour.

Classy, recommended.

I apologise in advance for not being able to answer any questions. I have never looked at responses to my posts. You see there are a few mentally-ill posters on this site. I know it is wrong of me; I should engage with them as if they were normal people. However I find it a bit too scary.
coming across as a bit of a hypocrite there don’t you think? Calling other members on here mentally ill,are you right in the head.
Oh forgot you don’t bother reading other peoples posts after you have posted as you’re better than other members on here,I for one have reported you
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« Last Edit: November 19, 2021, 07:16:55 am by Punterperson1971 »

Offline l1mpd1ck

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Six posts in almost six years and one review then you call out other members? I think this site maybe isn’t for you.
....and even if you think it, why be stupid enough to say it unless you want to be banned or are a troll trying to start a pointless argument.  utt it doesn't matter as he won't be reading it!

Offline Punterperson1971

....and even if you think it, why be stupid enough to say it unless you want to be banned or are a troll trying to start a pointless argument.  utt it doesn't matter as he won't be reading it!
He’s insulting members on here and he won’t answer he’s already admitted he won’t

Offline oldmanking

and on top of the rest, his review was pretty much pointless due to its lack of content too....  goodbye, tool.   :bomb:

Offline Dodgelad

You may say it borders an advertisement for the venue and not from a punter...pretty piss poor attempt though.