Thai Massage Beauty & Spa - Maltby, Rotherham - Massage only

[O30303]

I cant post any links as I did all this via phone, I dont know if this place has any listing anywhere
I had seen this place pop up locally and I know family of the people that own the business, I was well aware that there were no extras or chance of a happy ending but fancied a firm massage.
The booking process was simple enough, I got the number from the sign  rung up and arranged a time the same day.
The shop its self is new opened, its had a purpose refurb and its clean and tidy, the local wetherspoons looks straight into the shop entrance and reception.
After filling out details on a health questionnaire I paid the £35 for 1 hour and was lead to a small treatment room, wave music playing, good tidy facilities and was told to strip to boxers, onto the bed and the massues entered the room, dimmed the lights and carried out a pretty decent, firm sports type massage, no silly fake back cracking and did some very similar stuff that iv had in physio/recovery massages before.
No chit chat and a full hour of decent massage, no swipes, no rubbing anything other than in the manner I expected, all in all a decent legit massage with Thai oil.
I didnt ask to shower or use the toilet so I cant comment on them.

[Goldfinch]

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[O30303]

Thanks for that goldfinch

[Goldfinch]

Thanks for that Goldfinch

[Ghost89]

Is there any suggestion of anything more on offer?

[O30303]

Is there any suggestion of anything more on offer?

no suggestions at all, it's 100% legit and there are no swipes and you are told to keep your boxershorts on

[Ghost89]

Ok thanks for that.

[wildwildwest]

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Messaged these earlier and seems like b2b and hj are on the menu. Asked for the address and they gave me the same address as the one above. Didn’t ask for prices and didn’t end up going due to the late responses to the messages.

[STEVO 69]

Very interesting,it will be the same place,  picture 2 on viva street and picture 5 on Gumtree, same wall hanging 'middle' drape.
Looks like massage+HR will be £55  60 mins

[davy321]

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Messaged these earlier and seems like b2b and hj are on the menu.

Tried contacting them, but no response.

[wildwildwest]

Tried contacting them, but no response.

That’s why I didn’t manage to get it, as they were taking over an hour with each response.

[filthy.john]

Been to give it a bash tonight.

Its not an experience I will repeat but then again it wasn't a negative.

Enquired about a happy start and finish on WhatsApp on Saturday - got the green light. Replied to ask availability - delivered but unanswered - even today. So I called by telephone, no issues with discussing/confirming the happy start and finish and quoted £65. I tried a bit of cheek saying I usually only pay £60 but was told take it or leave it, it was up to me. So I said I'd give 'em a whirl.

Arrived and asked to fill out a patient details form - be ready for that lads.

Paid £35 at counter, taken to the room and asked there and then for another £30.

Stripped and waited.

Lany checking me in - wearing surgical mask throughout. Aged 50 ish. Short and dumpy. About 5ft-5ft2ish, size 16 I'd guess.

She was also the masseuse.

Straight on my back for a 10 minute handjob- she got up on the table on her knees between my legs - average with some decent build up but more the touch of an elephant than a butterfly.

She recoiled a bit when I started spurting but after a momentary cease in action she went back to squeezing him dry.

Onto my front for bang average, relatively unskilled rub down.

Flipped - same on the front then back onto the table on her knees between my legs and just went for it - no titillation. And with me not fancying the masked plumpster one bit, I was struggling to get off... I could feel the life draining out of him and she started whining "getting tired now" [chuckle] - which just made matters worse. I took over manually but the moment had passed and to make it worse she kept saying "shower?" - looked at the clock and over 5 mins remaining of my hour.

I did hop off the bed and hit the shower. She left the room and I decided to finish myself off under the nice warm stream of water and painted the shower cubicle.

Big double cubicle, good shower. But lots of heavy oil used. The Dove shower gel wast shifting it.

A 4-6/10 for me but not one that I would return to unless its for a different girl.

 

[Ghost89]

Thanks for the update FJ. Just saved me some money as well as time! I had text but got no reply.