Layover in London 25th Dec, Looking for some adult entertainment

[sokuvi]

Hi all, my flight lands in London on 24th Dec evening and my next connecting flight is on 26th morning.
I am looking to visit some adult entertainment places in London on 25th. Will anything be open?
What would be the best suggestion to have some 'fun'.

[Fuzzyduck]

Ask at your hotel reception.

[Moby Dick]

Ask Santa for a fleshlight .
Have you been a good boy?

[LLPunting]

Read some reviews
Pick some girls
Call them

10 months to consider your first post given the endless reminders of what the ethos of this site is.
We are not Pimps'r'us.

[StingRay]

Don't forget that there's no public transport in London on 25th, and the cost of taxis is usually higher - Romanian lady taxi drivers will always charge extras! 

[Malvolio]

Stay in your hotel room and hit the porn channels - sex workers like to have Christmas off too.

[WAP]

You won’t be able to book a British SP on Xmas day.
Worth calling ahead to an agency or finding a Romanian / Brazilian. / Dominican fun house. Expect the quality of your punt to reflect the type of service found in a fun house (rushed)

[SamOmar]

Hi all, my flight lands in London on 24th Dec evening and my next connecting flight is on 26th morning.
I am looking to visit some adult entertainment places in London on 25th. Will anything be open?
What would be the best suggestion to have some 'fun'.

No adult entertainment places will be open on Christmas day! Try to get an invitation to Christmas dinner at a public event or even a private one in advance. Enjoy the food, drink and festivities...

[Yankee41]

Thars a tough one.  I would aim for getting a girl christmas when you land.  I think thats your best bet.  I think heading right into central london will help that too.  The areas around the london airports are pretty dead for workers now so you will have to travel to them.

[Stevelondon]

Go to church.

[lillythesavage]

No adult entertainment places will be open on Christmas day! Try to get an invitation to Christmas dinner at a public event or even a private one in advance. Enjoy the food, drink and festivities...

Salvation Army will sort that, for 19 quid.

[Vic69]

Put a Reverse booking on AW?

[sokuvi]

Thanks all for your suggestions.
I have 24th evening as well, will places like strip clubs be open on 24th ?

[jamiekinkxxx]

Thanks all for your suggestions.
I have 24th evening as well, will places like strip clubs be open on 24th ?

me jesus! are you incapable of doing a google search and looking for strip clubs and their Christmas openings!

[notcalledchris]

Reverse booking is your friend.  Not all nationalities celbrate Christmas and some girls will be working but finding them will be like a needle in a haystack 

Hope you find a good chimney to come down. Ho, Ho Ho.

Transport will be a problem.  Both the Heathrow Express and the Tube will not be running.  Taxis will be expensive. 

[Kingy28]

A pot noodle & a wank? 

[Lovetoparty]

I think that would be mega expensive for a Christmas Day meet

[Whiteknight]

Ask at your hotel reception.

Don't think he has a hotel booked either.

[delta69]

Wank in your Christmas sock

[The_Don]

pot noodle

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[Prifessionallondinguy]

Thanks all for your suggestions.
I have 24th evening as well, will places like strip clubs be open on 24th ?

Well you can’t be Santa 🎅 as you’d be busy stuffing stockings on the 24th   But if we all get fuck all for Christmas this year we’ll know you are.

Good luck … surely an AW reverse booking including taxi fare to your hotel would be the very best option!

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Go to church.

Certain to receive it up the arse.