ElizabethJanex - Derby

[hunkybc]

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Elizabeth Jane (EJ) has been on my HL for sometime, but its only recently ive been able to get some time to make a visit.  I noticed that her green light was on.  A quick call and some follow up texts and we had a booking secured.  Comms were great throughout, very clear instructions on where to park and directions to her apartment.  Location wise is Derby City Center (on the edge), easy to get to and a large variety of car parks\on street parking if you prefer to park elsewhere.  The apartment is lovely, very relaxing, the room has a mirror that provides some good views of the activities in motion!

EJ, is different to any other WG that I have met. Very fit, amazing body (with tattoos,), great humour, very classy, easy to get on with. It didnt feel like we had just met.  I was greeted at the door by EJ. She was wearing a lovely black dress, which soon came of to reveal  red lingerie, with suspenders.  A great sight to admire.  Her profile states a size 10 which is accurate, she has great curves that work well on her and nice pert breasts.  Facially I found her very attractive.

I asked for a GFE and that's exactly what i received!  Once all clothes were off it was onto the bed, we started off with some DFK whilst hands explored the body.  Not long before EJ went down on me for some oral, loads of different techniques going on here....spitting, very wet and including some deep throat and ball licking...a very nice sensation.  After this we moved into the 69 position. I went to work on EJ and she appeared to love every minute of it and made all the right noises!  Next it was on with a condom and time for some cow girl. EJ bouncing up and down, it wasn't long before I had pop number 1.  It felt good and a bonus as EJ had wobbly legs ;-)  After a quick chat EJ gave me a nice massage, with baby oil. Once hard again, it was time for round 2...more OWO, on with the condom followed by various sex positions, missionary, doggy, and finished with a variation of the spoon position.   Round 2 was good, very good, we both came very strongly.  Quick clean up followed by a  chat and a cuddle on the bed.

I would highly recommend a visit, and I would definitely return for a second visit.   Her profile does say she is indefinitely taking a break from the 5th December though, so this may have been the only opportunity. 

[ElizabethJanex]

What a time it was indeed
Thank you for this lovely review x

[HailWood]

Nice review. EJ keeps racking up these positives and I’m going to have to point the bike in the direction of Derby.

[Straightsix]

.....she's not really 29 is she?

[hunkybc]

.....she's not really 29 is she?

Ah missed this out of the review. I would say she is true to the profile age or there about 29-31.  Pictures are a true representation also, although to point out she has recently changed her hair colour to blonde.

[Straightsix]

Just going by the photographers filtering algorithm I reckon she's +10 years.

[ElizabethJanex]

If I'm 39+ then I have the best genes in the world.
I also love that the man who has actually seen my un blurred face because he has actually met me, has said that I look my stated age whilst yourself who cannot see my face and has never met me, is saying that I have an extreme age gap 
You are a giggle my love 

[Straightsix]

If I'm 39+ then I have the best genes in the world.
I also love that the man who has actually seen my un blurred face because he has actually met me, has said that I look my stated age whilst yourself who cannot see my face and has never met me, is saying that I have an extreme age gap 
You are a giggle my love 

Many a review has been written where the OP has found the SP unattractive in whatever way yet continued with the meet. I'm not saying this is the case here but the libido does play its part ignoring profile discrepancies just so the innate desire to ejaculate is executed unhindered. Its so subtle its never acknowledged here in the reviews yet exists because the meet will continue regardless.

I don't know the intricacies of your meet, but I do know you have tampered with your images. And it would seem so not because you just so happen to have that facility. You yourself describe your images as 'resemble'.
Apart from your age, I wonder what else you're hiding Lizzy Janus?

Its not a matter of the OP telling the truth, we just know SPs NEVER tell the truth.

[HailWood]

libido does play its part ignoring profile discrepancies just so the innate desire to ejaculate is executed unhindered. Its so subtle its never acknowledged here in the reviews yet exists because the meet will continue regardless.

Untrue - I have read many reviews where the OP acknowledged he was being led by his cock.

Its not a matter of the OP telling the truth, we just know SPs NEVER tell the truth.

Rather harsh!

[ElizabethJanex]

Of course yes , the photos have skin smoothing edits. They are professionally taken photos, I myself haven’t done anything to them 
 At the end of the day my love we are never ever going to cross paths so it makes no difference to me what you believe is true or not.
I hope you have a nice day trolling as per, lots of love mister Six 

[Straightsix]

Untrue - I have read many reviews where the OP acknowledged he was being led by his cock.
Yes, but that's where the analogy stops.

Rather harsh!
That's your opinion but you fail to notice how often discrepencies are mentioned,  if not in every review and every profile.

[Stongwee53]

Of course yes , the photos have skin smoothing edits. They are professionally taken photos, I myself haven’t done anything to them 
 At the end of the day my love we are never ever going to cross paths so it makes no difference to me what you believe is true or not.
I hope you have a nice day trolling as per, lots of love mister Six 

You can be any age you want for me you look very attractive not sure how ive missed your profile before to be honest.Will be keeping a keen eye on your return in the new year

[Straightsix]

Of course yes , the photos have skin smoothing edits. They are professionally taken photos, I myself haven’t done anything to them 
 At the end of the day my love we are never ever going to cross paths so it makes no difference to me what you believe is true or not.
I hope you have a nice day trolling as per, lots of love mister Six 

It's not trolling is it? Am I lying?
Can't believe you're now blaming the photographer.
Why wouldn't our paths cross? It's only because you're too expensive for me but there's plenty of girls about a third of your price doing the same job. It's just ejaculation, that's all it is. We accept the lies but the issue is denial.

[ElizabethJanex]

Blame the photographer for what? I love my photos! You suggested I had the facility for editing photos so I simply said that they’re professionally taken and I didn’t do anything to them.
You enjoy your day my darling and I hope all your future punts are fabulous x

[Straightsix]

Blame the photographer for what? I love my photos! You suggested I had the facility for editing photos so I simply said that they’re professionally taken and I didn’t do anything to them.

This is exactly what I mean by denial. I suppose I now understand your profile worded 'resemble' as opposed to 'true and accurate likeness'.
It's OK Janus, I understand.

[ElizabethJanex]

Well thank you for the suggestion but  “Resemble” in the minds of most means the same as “true likeness”.
If anything I think you’d pull me up on it if I’d said “true likeness”. You’re not exactly a person one can win with.
All the best x

[Straightsix]

Your fellow Romanians would say 'es similar bbe' ...and then have a limb missing or something when you turn up.
And it's not about winning. Men could really do with some truth.

[ElizabethJanex]

 

[HoldMichaels]

You don't half get some folks' feathers ruffled, don't you Miss J? 

[ElizabethJanex]

I don’t even do anything 

[Straightsix]

I don’t even do anything 

And that's what I mean. You all tell fibs on your profiles and it's "eye ain't dahn nahfink!"
...denial.

[ElizabethJanex]

Whatever you say gorgeous x

[Straightsix]

....still lying. You haven't even seen me. You even lie when you don't have to.
What is it with you SPs and the inability to tell the truth?

[HailWood]

What makes you more observant than me then and how do you know that I fail to see discrepancies?

I said you were being harsh as I know plenty of AW profiles that I’d consider honest enough having met the lass. While I’d certainly accept some photo editing of, say, tattoos for discretionary purposes this is different to you saying “every SP lies”.

Besides, in this image conscious social media world, it’s not just SPs who post flattering photos. I’ll lay odds on that most of us on here would not post an unflattering photo of ourselves looking like Quasimodo to our Facebook profile; we would pick one which makes us look more attractive. So is this lying too?

[Lincs.man1]

Straightsix - wind your neck in and stop being so aggressive and unnecessarily rude. You make an assumed sweeping statement yet are asking for factual information.   

[Stickitin]

....still lying. You haven't even seen me. You even lie when you don't have to.
What is it with you SPs and the inability to tell the truth?

Stop being a bellend 🙄

[ElizabethJanex]

You only need see how he responded to a UKP member just the other day on a negative review to know not to take anything seriously or to heart. Thinks he’s the three eyed raven

[Straightsix]

Straightsix - wind your neck in and stop being so aggressive and unnecessarily rude. You make an assumed sweeping statement yet are asking for factual information.

Says the guy giving you the birdie before a formal introduction.

If you're too dumb to decipher the subtle nuances of sarcasm employed here to make a very valid point you can be forgiven for accusing me of being aggressive and rude.

And you may want to think about changing your avatar before you yourself make such 'sweeping statements'.

[Straightsix]

You only need see how he responded to a UKP member just the other day on a negative review to know not to take anything seriously or to heart. Thinks he’s the three eyed raven

My god! What was that Janus? Which one?

[Straightsix]

Stop being a bellend 🙄

...just didn't get it did you?

[Stickitin]

...just didn't get it did you?

Yes I did, sounds like you are just being a knob for the sake of it tbh…..

[Straightsix]

What makes you more observant than me then and how do you know that I fail to see discrepancies?
I didn't say you failed to see the discrepancies. I was more baffled you infer I was being 'harsh' when such discrepancies are continuously mentioned on this forum and in SP profiles.

I said you were being harsh as I know plenty of AW profiles that I’d consider honest enough having met the lass. Yes sure and I've met a few of them too. And would you say they're in the majority by a narrow margin? What's the general consensus regarding SP profiles? Is the doubt considerable enough you fear whats behind the door as you journey to your appointment?
While I’d certainly accept some photo editing of, say, tattoos for discretionary purposes this is different to you saying “every SP lies”. No its not, when the general consensus is that most if not all profiles contain 'lies'. Even Lizzy Janus here has told fibs, and she's one of the good ones.

Besides, in this image conscious social media world, it’s not just SPs who post flattering photos. I’ll lay odds on that most of us on here would not post an unflattering photo of ourselves looking like Quasimodo to our Facebook profile; we would pick one which makes us look more attractive. So is this lying too?
No of course it isn't. Without sounding patronising the introduction of filters to manipulate an image has no regard to the original visual for a reason. You also fail to mention the financial aspect.

[ElizabethJanex]

Yes I did, sounds like you are just being a knob for the sake of it tbh…..

It Very truly does and it’s a common occurrence by the looks of things

[Straightsix]

Yes I did, sounds like you are just being a knob for the sake of it tbh…..

No you didn't get it, it's obvious. This doesn't make me a knob if you don't understand.

[ElizabethJanex]

And you literally did say that he fails to see discrepancies

“That's your opinion but you fail to notice how often discrepencies are mentioned,  if not in every review and every profile.”

So you can gaslight and provoke all you want but at least make sure you know what you’ve already written sunshine.

[Straightsix]

It Very truly does and it’s a common occurrence by the looks of things

Watch your mouth Lizzy, otherwise I'll book you and then moan about your age.

[Straightsix]

And you literally did say that he fails to see discrepancies

“That's your opinion but you fail to notice how often discrepencies are mentioned,  if not in every review and every profile.”
I was talking to a fellow punter, the dynamics are different here.

So you can gaslight and provoke all you want but at least make sure you know what you’ve already written sunshine.
In order to gaslight somebody they have to at least understand what you're saying. Obviously I didn't do a good job there. Sorry about that. And stop sidetracking from the lies.

[Lincs.man1]

Says the guy giving you the birdie before a formal introduction.

If you're too dumb to decipher the subtle nuances of sarcasm employed here to make a very valid point you can be forgiven for accusing me of being aggressive and rude.

And you may want to think about changing your avatar before you yourself make such 'sweeping statements'.

Why would i want to change my Avatar? Its only a picture, nothing more! There are zero subtle nuances in your comments. Happy to read meaningful direct and to the point posts, yours is not that IMO.

[Straightsix]

Why would i want to change my Avatar? Its only a picture, nothing more! Oh really? OK, we'll leave that one there.There are zero subtle nuances in your comments. Happy to read meaningful direct and to the point posts, yours is not that IMO. Oh, I see but you read them anyway? I'm confused just like you now.

[ElizabethJanex]

Watch your mouth Lizzy, otherwise I'll book you and then moan about your age.

We both know that won’t ever happen and you’d be sorely disappointed as soon I showed you my passport.
Now have a lie down sweetheart x

[HailWood]

Its not a matter of the OP telling the truth, we just know SPs NEVER tell the truth.

I think Mr Six that you forget what you have previously posted. My ‘harsh’ comment was concerning you assertion that “SPs NEVER tell the truth”. Even you, in a subsequent later post, admits you have met SPs whose profile are accurate. So I put it to the jury, that this comment was not only harsh it was a deliberate fallacy.

My case rest, M’Lud.

[Straightsix]

I think Mr Six that you forget what you have previously posted. My ‘harsh’ comment was concerning you assertion that “SPs NEVER tell the truth”. Oh I see, so now you want to question the literal definition of my statement? Yes of course you do because now you're struggling. I suppose you will argue that when giving details to the doctors surgery a SP will give her correct details for once telling the truth therefore proving me wrong? You still don't have a clue do you? Or maybe you like the smell of fish around here? Even you, in a subsequent later post, admits you have met SPs whose profile are accurate. Yes I have indeed. Some of my regulars only have 4 lines on their profiles with shit images (and without manipulation) .They are so damn good at sucking my cock and fucking, that really is all that is important (and the price). An accurate profile can be full of lies, does it matter? So I put it to the jury, that this comment was not only harsh it was a deliberate fallacy. And misunderstood considering the context

My case rest, M’Lud. Are you asking for help?

[Straightsix]

We both know that won’t ever happen not that I'd introduce myself but somehow you would work it out should I be slamming away at your back end, yes? 😄 and you’d be sorely disappointed as soon I showed you my passport. huh? But you said that it would never happen? make your mind up ffs. Pretty shallow to think that lying about your age is somehow going to detract from advancing a sexual encounter (unless considerable).
Now have a lie down sweetheart x do you think you may have misconstrued my intentions here?

[bobby_dizzler]

Well, this review thread went down an unusual path  .

[hunkybc]

At the end of the day...I had a meet with EJ...my expectations were met...great. I thought her age was true to that stated on her profile. So I'm happy with that. Now I've met girls before who have clearly lied on there profile...I've even put that on reviews. So it's not the case here...if it was I would of stated.

It sounds from reading through the above comments, that Mr Six has some kind of personal vendetta against EJ. Almost slightly unhealthy... just saying it as I see it!

[Straightsix]

It sounds from reading through the above comments, that Mr Six has some kind of personal vendetta against EJ. Almost slightly unhealthy... just saying it as I see it!

Unfortunately you're not the only one. The argument is obsurd that age and other discrepencies somehow detract from a booking, they don't. This place is documented proof.
Nobody worked it out.....at all.

I have nothing against Lizzy Janus, I was just carrying on from a previous thread because she's so gullible.

I'd like to think I've made a point here but I really don't think anybody understood a word I said. 😆

ooops.

[HailWood]

Unfortunately you're not the only one. The argument is obsurd that age and other discrepencies somehow detract from a booking, they don't. This place is documented proof.
Nobody worked it out.....at all.

I have nothing against Lizzy Janus, I was just carrying on from a previous thread because she's so gullible.

I'd like to think I've made a point here but I really don't think anybody understood a word I said. 😆

ooops.

Your original point was poorly made.
Then you’ve spent the rest of your post attempting to justify or wriggle around it.

[ElizabethJanex]

Agreed 

[Straightsix]

Your original point was poorly made.
Then you’ve spent the rest of your post attempting to justify or wriggle around it.

I haven't done any such thing. Had I done so, you wouldn't have offered me the time of day. Everything I said is true and valid. You just made a big deal out of it and you weren't even correct.

[hunkybc]

Your original point was poorly made.
Then you’ve spent the rest of your post attempting to justify or wriggle around it.

Justified and wriggled around it poorly. I think he should just calm down and stop now. Let's all go pour ourselves a drink or a cuppa