Author Topic: Lucy’s Gloryhole uk - Newport  (Read 9618 times)


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Offline Milf Hunter

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Not sure what to make of this one or how to review it.

Both Plan A & Plan B fell through, leaving me with the raging horn and no outlet. An AW search for Available Today in Newport bought this one up and not much else, except a couple of brand new Romanians with not 1 AW Feedback between them. This one didn’t have any AW feedback for a couple of years and only two reviews on here, both from years ago, which made me a bit nervous. Did I mention I had the raging horn? Gave her a text, prompt response for a couple of hours time.

Meet took place in a hotel near the Coldra. She’s a touring girl and still showing as in Newport at the moment. Very nice room, what I saw of it.

£50 + £10 for OWO.

Given room number by sms and asked to enter and close door behind me. There’s a tent thing just inside the door with a cut in it at approximately waist height. Room barely lit., but bathroom light on between door and tent. Pushed £60 through the hole in the tent, followed by my dick, as requested.

Already a bit weird, then got a bit awkward. The tent is a flimsy structure and there was nothing really to hold on to, so sort of leaning forward trying not to fall into the tent, complicated by having my jeans round my ankles. Quite an aggressive wet-wipe later, I start getting what was actually quite a good bj, but due to the awkwardness of my posture, I was struggling to respond with more than a semi. She was a bit whiny at this point “it’s not hard enough”, at around the 10 minute mark she was saying “you’re going to have to come soon”. Fair enough, I took over myself and fairly soon came over her (very nice looking) tits. Two wet wipes quickly passed out of the tent. Goodbye. In there bang on 15 minutes.

So how do I rate this? She performed the services she said she would and quite well. Probably not her fault that I’ve basically paid £60 to wank into a tent. What interaction I had with her, I found her a bit whiny, but you don’t go to a glory hole to interact with someone, I guess.

Would I go back. Not even remotely, although I think (as my first glory hole experience), I found out relatively cheaply that glory holes are not for me. If they’re your thing, I’m sure it would probably be pretty good for you, she gives a decent bj and has a large pair of tits she’s happy for you to decorate. Not for me, consider that itch well and truly scratched.

I didn’t massively enjoy the experience, but not necessarily the SP’s fault. Her whiny tone moved it from Positive to Neutral for me, but she did everything advertised, so definitely not a Negative. I think!


Offline joninbristol

Probably not her fault that I’ve basically paid £60 to wank into a tent.

Errr, indeed !!  That cracked me up, thank god I'd just down my evening cuppa !  :lol: :lol:
Thank you for the review, it's appreciated - review of the month for me, for that sentence alone !  :D
:hi:

« Last Edit: November 15, 2021, 10:02:12 pm by joninbristol »

Offline iverthickone

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Lol, all sounds too camp to me!   :lol:  Sorry I'll zip it up now! 

I'm intrigued though, if she was in the tent, how did you see her tits?  Don't think I am getting the lay of the land atm.


Offline Milf Hunter

Well, Iver, to carry on in the same vein, she had a massive gash!

So at about approximately waist height there was a large vertical tear in the tent. I’m guessing to make it accessible to punters of differing heights. Although I had to stretch upwards slightly to the tear (I’m about 5’10”), which made it a little awkward with nothing to hold on to and my jeans round my ankles.

In the light from the bathroom you could see anything near the tear in the tent. So when I was getting the bj, I could only see the top of the tent, but when I took a half-step back to finish myself off, she actually put her tits out through the tear for me to spray.

Offline Proton

 Just wiped the tears away from having to really good amusing read, I've got a horrible vision in my head now unfortunately will be with me all day  :D :lol: :sarcastic:
  WELL DONE Milf Hunter

Offline Milf Hunter

Sorry to put a “horrible vision” in your mind, Proton!
Think of it as a REALLY sexy visit to Millets. Does that help?

Offline Trapperjohn

Sorry to put a “horrible vision” in your mind, Proton!
Think of it as a REALLY sexy visit to Millets. Does that help?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Offline Proton

 Was going into town to get a pair of walking boots this morning, maybe another day & another outlet   :cool::vomit::D

Offline Ricky Ticky

Last time I had a sexy visit to millets I was arrested lol

Offline Milf Hunter

Sounds like a negative to me?

Maybe I haven’t understood how this works? I thought it was like a recommendation system rather than your personal experience? So Positive would be I’d recommend the sp to others, neutral I’d recommend with some concerns, negative stay clear.

The actual “punt” was a negative experience for me personally, but not really because of anything the SP did badly. Her service was exactly as she describes it on AW. As I said in my review if gloryhole is your thing, you’d probably have a great time with her. Which is why I went with Neutral.

Offline Bonio

Maybe I haven’t understood how this works? I thought it was like a recommendation system rather than your personal experience? So Positive would be I’d recommend the sp to others, neutral I’d recommend with some concerns, negative stay clear.

The actual “punt” was a negative experience for me personally, but not really because of anything the SP did badly. Her service was exactly as she describes it on AW. As I said in my review if gloryhole is your thing, you’d probably have a great time with her. Which is why I went with Neutral.

Yeah, neutral is fair. Negative if you'd seen the cock dangling between 'her' legs though!

Offline tigerbiker

If they do a re-make of Carry-On-Camping, they should include a sequence like this, with Frankie Howard's equivalent getting sucked off by the alternative to Hattie Jacques - it would raise many laughs! :sarcastic:

Offline Milf Hunter

Yeah, neutral is fair. Negative if you'd seen the cock dangling between 'her' legs though!

Yep. That would have tipped into the red right enough.  :D

Offline joninbristol

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving !!!!  :lol:
If only we could rate reviewers.
Not going to even mention the Austin Powers tent scene...........
Darn, too late !


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Offline Proton

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving !!!!  :lol:
If only we could rate reviewers.
Not going to even mention the Austin Powers tent scene...........
Darn, too late !
I have a little giggle each time and get to read this TENT-SEXING thread, so glad it's still running :D :cool: :dance: :lol:

Offline Razor Boy

No (Tent) pegging offered in the SP's services I see  :D

Offline Milf Hunter

No (Tent) pegging offered in the SP's services I see  :D

I’ll be honest, RB, it’s not the sort of service I would’ve enquired about.  :D

Offline StrangerTings

Lol, all sounds too camp to me!   :lol:  Sorry I'll zip it up now! 

I'm intrigued though, if she was in the tent, how did you see her tits?  Don't think I am getting the lay of the land atm.

The hole in the tent, if you stand at a certain angle you can sort of see what’s on the other side. Last time I went there I saw her big old tits, that was enough to keep me hard throughout