Nicolle nice massage - Liverpool Street - nice massage should read shit massage

[Dino74]

So I had a bit of a hangover but was horny so I thought I’d go for a simple rub and tug as I’d didn’t really have the energy for full service then I spotted nicole’s profile and thought she looked good and it might be just what I was looking for.

Comms were easy and we arranged to meet up early Sunday evening.

Location pretty much directly opposite Liverpool Street station, bishopsgate.

Texted her and she said I could come early if I wanted as she was free. I turned up 15mins early and went to her front door a flats. She told me to buzz and no answer…..buzzes again….nada…texted her again and finally I got let in and told to go to second floor. I went to her flat door and knocked…again nothing….knocked again….nothing….texted….knocked and finally I get let in.

So the girl. The first thing I’m going to say is that if you’re paranoid about fucking a fella don’t go. She has a slightly manly face and broad shoulders i couldn’t really get a proper look as it was super mildly lighting in her flat and she was obsessing with her phone. However she looked decent enough for me to not worry about whether the butcher had been.
I’d had a shower but she insisted on another. Nice clean bathroom and bedroom was nice with a massage table and bed.
Came back from a quick shower and told to hand over cash and get on the table. This is where my horniness got the better of me and I handed over 150 for full service.
Lay face down and she disappeared off with her nose still buried in her phone. Came back after 5 minutes and proceeded to slap on the massage oil with very swift up and down movements on my back. This shit massage carried on without a hint of anything sexy. She eventually moved down to my legs and got a bit of accidental ball touching but I was throughly bored. Seeing as she says prostate massage is included I would have thought my back passage and balls would get more attention or any attention!
This went on for about 30minutes with periodic stops for her to check her phone.
Then the music changed and I thought here we go the fun must be about to start. I could hear her teddy she was wearing being removed but I was still face down. A shit body to body started with her rubbing herself on my back while blowing in my ear and still no touching of anything between my legs at this point I realised this was going to be a bust.
She got off after about five minutes of the waste of time and I could hear her putting something on. For a moment I thought it was going to be a strap on. She asked me to turn over and she’d put her teddy back on! It was back to a crap leg massage..
obviously nothing is going on with the general as he’s had no attention! She then kneels between my legs and starts fiddling around with little man trying to get him hard but it’s like the first cock she’s ever seen and she’s so of just flicking it around nothing sexy or tantric about it at all. Eventually I get a bit hard and immediately on goes the condom.
Next disappointment, no blowjob. She goes straight for cowgirl and also loosens her top so I can at least get access to her chebs. They’re decent and didn’t feel fake at all. And this was probably the best bit of the experience. It’s pretty boring cowgirl so I ask her for doggy. She goes onto the bed but asks me to pull out as soon as I cum muttering an incomprehensible reason. I just bash away but I’m just not really feeling it and I can tell she’s getting dry so don’t hold out for very long I start to cum and she immediately pulls me out leaving me with my dick in my hand to sort myself out with the vinegar strokes.
With 15mins to go she asks me if I want another shower and I realise my times up. With all the time wasting I’ve probably had a 20minute shit massage and 5 mins of actually cock action.
I’m out the door in the street in 55minutes.
Now I know I’m going to get a lot of “you just fucked an ex fella!” Crap and I couldn’t care less but I’ll say 2 things her tits are great and she has no idea what to do with a penis which makes me wonder if she had one.
In conclusion
Ok looking girl (?)
awful waste of money
Nothing sensual about it
No oral
Shit sex
Not even a therapeutic massage.


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[olijameson]

"How would you describe your non-binary gender?   Other" on the interview page

[yesbby]

She’s defiiitely a very good looking woman with real tits and everything else

I did warn about the pathetic massage!

[Dino74]

She’s defiiitely a very good looking woman with real tits and everything else

I did warn about the pathetic massage!

Yes I wish I’d seen your review before I went!

[asianguy251]

"How would you describe your non-binary gender?   Other" on the interview page

Probably another woman who used to be  a man.  Need to be very careful with some of these Brazilians.

[sparkus]

She’s defiiitely a very good looking woman with real tits and everything else

I did warn about the pathetic massage!

I have ummed and arred about posting a review since seeing her but here's my two cents.

My experience was scarily very similar to OP's, though I'd put her more as a Neutral than a Negative.  Basically she is what Neutral was made for on here.

Was easy enough to book and her location is the small block which tends to have Latina massage/FS providers working there.  She also instructed me to shower but the bathroom was pretty wet from the last punter who was clearly not long out of the door.  As I left after my session I passed a guy going into the block who seemed to be on the phone to her about his booking

It's a decent enough flat, with a massage table and a double bed (forget trying to use that, even for FS).  I'd consider 100 to be fair enough for a massage, BJ and sex (which was what was promised when booking) but the massage was pretty half-hearted even if she'd begun our encounter all bouncy and smiley like a usual Brazilian SP.  She did ask me repeatedly if it was OK and if I was comfortable though.

What elevates this from Negative to Neutral for me is her.  She is FAF, eye-poppingly so.  If I saw her out and about I'd be
She was wearing a one piece underwear when I came in and this came off after the massage to reveal her lovely pair, as chebs go they're not huge but they're above average in size on her (as she's quite slight) and they feel amazing.  She rubbered me up and I expected the advertised BJ but no, she climbs onto the table and mounts me in CG and immediately starts bouncing up and down, she does however lean forward to allow me sucking access.  After a few minutes she asks me if I have cum or am about to, well, no not really.  So I ask to give her a seeing to on the table and she says OK but tells me to hurry up about it I have to admit though, her laid back and being seen to is one of the best views I've ever experienced in my life, though slightly ruined by her 'Cum yet?' questioning.  After the final event she cleaned me up and said I could shower first, some brief chat after that about how long she's been here and how her friends are all skint because of COVID.

Probably another woman who used to be  a man.  Need to be very careful with some of these Brazilians.

I'm going to go with "probably" here.  In person she doesn't seem that at all and there's no way on god's green earth you could pull off those naturals and that peachy ass.

If it is a dude then I'd happily go back and fuck him it was that good.

[yesbby]

She’s not a man. Stupid thing to say. Does anyone even know what non-binary means?

You’ll be asked to convert that account into a review to help with referencing

[Tony Blair]

Saw her for massage only about 2019, rubbish.  Don't bother.  Save yourself the money.

btw, would bet 57 pence she is a genetic female.